Author Topic: DANGER DUNGEON (Read 46201 times)

TEM · « **on:** April 20, 2009, 09:03:10 PM »

This is DANGER DUNGEON. A role-playing game. Pretend you are in a world with knights, ghosts and Muslims where anything is possible.

The beginning is that there is a dragon, but he has a wizard hat on so he might be able to talk. Go from there.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2009, 01:28:16 PM »

While standing a sufficient distance away, I ask the dragon if he would mind if I poked him with a ten-foot-pole.

(Also, I'm carrying a ten-foot-pole, though in a non-threatening way.)

TEM · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2009, 03:55:40 PM »

The dragon says "yes i would mind" and he looks indignant. He attacks you, but with grace.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2009, 04:03:51 PM »

I vault over him with the pole before he can hurt me.

Rao · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2009, 05:00:16 PM »

I come out of nowhere and take a swing at the dragon with my sword.

TEM · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2009, 06:09:38 PM »

Rao is eaten by the dragon, allowing CrossedEyed7 to escape. CrossEyed7 gets a +3 on this pole.

You are now outside of the cave. There are sharp mountains and mice everywhere; they are field mice and they have a auspicious look. You can go in any direction, but watch out for the mountains they are trolls.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2009, 06:33:25 PM »

I kill and roast the field mice for food.

Rao · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2009, 06:49:38 PM »

Meanwhile, I cut my way out of the dragon's stomach and heal the wound I just made with white magic. He becomes my ally.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2009, 07:44:50 PM »

I refuse to feed the mountains.

TEM · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:48:34 PM »

Rao and his dragon are eaten by a larger dragon and digested. CrossEyed7 and Turtlekid1 are in the party together I assume?

The field mice tell the sharp mountains about the two travelers blasphemous actions. The mountains roll ten deep and surround CrossEyed7 and Turtlekid1. The mountains/trolls roll a 7 and a 15.

Rao · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:08:00 PM »

Luckily, I cast an indigestible charm on my dragon and me before we were eaten by the bigger dragon! I cut my way out of this dragon's stomach, slaying him. My dragon and I proceed to the mountains.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:24:45 PM »

I roll... uh... 30...

TEM · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:39:14 PM »

Someone else take a turn being DANGER MASTER, I'm taking a break.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:46:46 PM »

Yo.

CrossEyed7 grabbed the wrong die (we're talking d20s here), so he needs to reroll pronto or I'm counting it as a fumble.

The mountain and trolls stand around, waiting for this bumbling fool of a player character to redo his customary die roll before they attempt to slaughter him.

Rao and his dragon fly through a cloud, freeze, are struck by lightning as they fall, and land in an active volcano.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:47:55 PM »

It's a lucky die. The edges are worn down.