Poll

Do you pee in the shower?

Yes, for health benefits
2 (8%)
Yes, for convenience
13 (52%)
Yes, for fun
2 (8%)
Yes, in other people's showers to annoy them
0 (0%)
Ew, no
8 (32%)

Total Members Voted: 25

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Lizard Dude

« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2009, 04:22:45 PM »
I hate explaining humor (attempts), but to prevent this thread from becoming any more of a cock-up:


1) N64 Chick posts to say that regardless of whether girl pee is actually grodier or not, it doesn't matter because she showers thoroughly and no urine would remain anyway.

2) Luigison makes a joke about how a girl showering thoroughly could be arousing by referencing the age-old cliche of thinking about baseball to distract the mind from sexual matters.

3) Due to the sentence of N64 Chick's post that Luigison quoted happening to contain a typo changing "thorough" into "through" which sounds like "throw" which you do in baseball, she misunderstands what Luigison was talking about and takes umbrage at him bringing it up. If you've ever seen L'son in the chatroom, you'd know he'd never make fun of someone else's writing mistakes. ;)

4) Brian also doesn't know what baseball means.


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-Lizard Dude

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2009, 04:28:13 PM »
Oh, didn't even notice that.  It's probably better that you thought that was what I meant anyway. 

Shadow, she is referring to the difference between through and thorough and how the former sounds like threw.  As in, I walked through my bosses door, threw my resignation letter on his desk, and gave a very thorough list of my grievances. 

I was actually thinking of baseball in an attempt to not think about a 23 year-old female doing a thorough job of cleaning a particular area of her anatomy in the shower. 

Edit:  I spent time writing this before LD posted.  His answer is more eloquent, but I'm posting this anyway. 
« Last Edit: August 11, 2009, 04:29:55 PM by Luigison »
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Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2009, 05:04:34 PM »
The end.
every

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2009, 07:43:40 PM »
I want to see Lizard Dude drinking urine and I want to see it now.
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dc804

« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2009, 08:20:39 PM »
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

N64 Chick

  • one ticked chick
« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2009, 04:34:08 PM »
You mean that's not what you were talking about at all? Whoops. I withdraw my previous comment then.
Fangirling over Luigi since 1999.

nensondubois

« Reply #51 on: August 12, 2009, 05:47:40 PM »
So far 7 people think it is gross to pee in the shower and 9 do pee for convenience (including me).

I thoroughly checked the results and find it interesting.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Area 64

  • Cholesterol
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2009, 06:59:04 PM »
I take baths, so I'd rather not have to bathe myself in a pool of my own bodily fluid...

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #53 on: August 12, 2009, 07:44:14 PM »
"Who doesn't?!...All your dirty disgusting sweat goes in the shower too, whats wrong with urine?"

This is the best pro shower-urination  argument I've heard.
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Weegee

« Reply #54 on: August 12, 2009, 07:52:29 PM »
Quote from: TEM on August 11, 2009, 07:43:40 PM
I want to see Lizard Dude drinking urine and I want to see it now.

Reading this out loud in Arnold Schwarzenegger's accent gives it a lot more impact.
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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2009, 09:07:54 AM »
Quote from: TEM on August 12, 2009, 07:44:14 PM
"Who doesn't?!...All your dirty disgusting sweat goes in the shower too, whats wrong with urine?"

This is the best pro shower-urination  argument I've heard.

Because you can totally choose to not sweat?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2009, 10:07:36 AM »
I'm really confused right now.
That was a joke.

Trainman

  • Bob-Omg
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2009, 07:26:55 PM »
Yeah, sure, why not. It's just nice, like said previously, not to aim or really worry about it, so yeah, I voted for convenience.
Formerly quite reasonable.

Forest Guy

  • Anything else?
« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2009, 11:40:27 PM »
I think this entire thread could use a nice cold shower.
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Jman

  • Score
« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2009, 08:53:30 PM »
I believe I just found my nominee for Thread of the Year 2009.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.
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