A tip for anyone who feels the urge to make triggers: Switch to Quassel or something else that isn't mIRC or XChat (latter only if you know one of the languages it supports; if you don't, feel free to use that client). We don't want to deal with your lame scripts, and if you're in a client that doesn't support making or running them, we won't have to.
I'm in Iowa until Thursday. They still don't have Internet beyond dial-up at my cousin's house, and their new computer runs Vista, so I don't expect to be using any computer aside from my netbook very much...but I'm sure I can find someone's unprotected wireless connection close by if I walk outside, right? Right?
Even if I can't, not having Internet access means I'm not being distracted from playing through games and watching stuff, which is nice. It also means I'm not at all tempted to load up MapleStory, which is very nice.