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Forum Games / Re: You Freak Out, You Lose

« on: December 11, 2010, 02:47:49 AM »

[darn] cousins.



Bipedal dogs are the best airport security.



I'm still not sure whether someone crossed the line from suspension of disbelief straight into pure unadulterated murderous intent.

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Friend Codes / Re: PSNetwork IDs

« on: December 08, 2010, 02:47:54 PM »

Get Gran Turismo 5 and then we can talk.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Why don't any of you people have VVVVVV

« on: December 07, 2010, 11:30:56 PM »

Didn't really get the big deal behind VVVVVV, but after that article I'm more inclined to buy it now.

Might as well pick up Super Meat Boy while I'm at it. Along with Donkey Kong Country Returns, my breaks going to be filled with so much platforman.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: December 07, 2010, 11:25:34 PM »

Wait a minute, Warp is younger than me?

It's probably just a few months, but here I thought we were the same age or so.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: December 06, 2010, 02:45:35 PM »

Does Ranma 1/2 and Tenchi Universe count as harem anime? They were my gateway series and so far have been some of the few series to remain good.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: December 06, 2010, 01:09:08 PM »

the word "Harem" seemed more reserved for a bunch of girls I'd want to bang rather than do dinner and a movie with.

More like girls that latch onto a relatively uninteresting guy and make his life a living hell while he acts like an idiot and completely ignores them while stumbling through his every day life.

Geez, when did harem anime stop being good?

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: December 05, 2010, 05:15:24 PM »

Square is dumb. Aya was already perfect in the first 2 Parasite Eves, and all these bonus costumes they're throwing in are just clearly otaku-pandering measures.

and I'll probably still pick it up.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: December 05, 2010, 04:51:03 PM »

I just don't get it.  How could anyone fill up all those spaces with characters they give two craps about?  Am I doing it wrong?  Am I not supposed to have "Must be a character I like as a character" as one of my filter's requirements?

It's called a harem, not a line up of dates. It's not that hard to fill up a couple of them.

Besides, from what I've noticed, you already have a small batch of fictional gals you fancy. It wouldn't be too hard for you to fill up a basic 2x4 grid with yours.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: December 05, 2010, 01:11:59 PM »

Umm, is it bad that I can identify 95% of those chicks even though they are from a good handful of games I haven't played yet?

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General Chat / Re: Guide to Kissing

« on: December 05, 2010, 03:18:21 AM »

Holy [dukar], I remember this thread.

Incidentally, this is the thread that made us briefly famous when KnowYourMeme researched the Advice Dog template.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: December 03, 2010, 01:47:22 AM »

Hurry up with that harem Brian.

Also, I miss Glorb. Sure he was nothing more than a useless instigator, but the dude could be clever at times. I'd love to see him go at it with that SuperPeach chick in the other thread.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Why don't any of you people have VVVVVV

« on: December 02, 2010, 07:38:10 PM »

Huh, I bid a bit over $300 so I don't believe I qualify for that deal.

A real shame they lost so much money from that promise though.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Why don't any of you people have VVVVVV

« on: November 29, 2010, 11:30:54 PM »

Looks like they didn't go through with the free digital copy of the game for the eBay bidders. That or they're taking way too long to process the deal.

Either way, I'm feeling disappointed.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Weekly Releases

« on: November 24, 2010, 06:57:13 PM »

The last few posts makes me realize why exactly video games today are such a protective hand holding ordeal.

You kids and your insta-save, regenerating health and super guides. Back in my day, I beat half of DKC with my sister and the rest by myself, and I loved it.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Weekly Releases

« on: November 23, 2010, 06:48:40 PM »

Oh look, two of my most wanted holiday items.

The great thing about DKC Returns is that from all the feedback I've read, it didn't skimp on the difficulty like New Super Mario Bros Wii did. Retro did a great job capturing the feel of the old Rareware titles and reinvented it for the modern day audience, all the while keeping the challenge high enough for even the most experienced players to have a tough time completing the game.

I don't think it'll top DKC2 due to the lack of water levels and animal buddies, but everything sounds like its at least a runner up.