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Author Topic: "Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know"  (Read 12588 times)

Black Mage

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« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2011, 08:19:17 PM »
At least a quarter of my classmates don't wear watches for the very reason mentioned in the article.

Do they know what a watch is?

I'm not going to argue that some of these things are going to become rare or obsolete, which is the premise of the article this one cited, but I take issue with the title and premise of the posted article. I've never sent a telegraph but I know what one is. I never grew up with 8-tracks, but I could point one out.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2011, 08:23:20 PM »
In the article's defense, I was a bit rash with my first comment--by "know", I think they mean "directly experience" or "frequently use".
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Black Mage

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« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2011, 08:40:07 PM »
The article's actual title is reinforced by the brief introduction:

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I've used some of their ideas and added some of my own to make the list below: Do you think kids born in 2011 will recognize any of the following?

« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2011, 09:01:31 PM »
I'm not going to argue that some of these things are going to become rare or obsolete, which is the premise of the article this one cited, but I take issue with the title and premise of the posted article. I've never sent a telegraph but I know what one is. I never grew up with 8-tracks, but I could point one out.

True. If taken literally, the article is asinine. Anyone born withtin the next hundred years will be able to identify just about everything on that list, even if only as relics of a bygone era. I think our approach of discussing it is better.
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Black Mage

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« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2011, 09:47:24 PM »
Fair enough, and I will concede my point was somewhat childish and ornery.

« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2011, 11:30:53 PM »

« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2011, 11:41:34 PM »
Just looking through...man, how depressing I find the list. They didn't mention incandescent light bulbs...but I will miss the warmth of those and Christmas lights that aren't LED. :P

I'll ALWAYS wear a watch, too, and I have a cellphone. ;) I just like watches! They're cool, they tell ME the time just fine, and I've seen, oddly enough, some awesome LED watches. XD I love the analog ones, though. I have one that's working VERY nicely, 16 years old now.

I have a VCR and working tapes as well, and I don't mind! The VCR is working nicely still, connects to the Wii...I don't mind!

I DO want to see dial-up gone, but I'd hope that everything better would cost less. *sigh*

As for books and such, I don't read novels or anything like that much anymore, but I look at other books, like graphic design, artist books, spiritual ones, etc., and frankly, I don't want to stare at a screen all day to enjoy one of these books. Sometimes I'd like to curl up somewhere and read, listening to the sounds around me that don't involve a...computer fan. :P Actually, having a book of commercial fonts for design class was necessary, because you couldn't see that kind of thing online without having to pay a bundle for it. If it's even online for viewing. o_O

The CD one made me miss floppy disks. Hee hee!

As for the wired phone, we NEED that here. When the electricity goes out, that is the only phone that will work. XD

Eh, sometimes I tire of thinking about what will be gone. I appreciate MANY older things, many newer, but sometimes there are items I just want to see left alone.

Heh...that latest link. XD

« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2011, 12:47:34 AM »
That last post was just a overreaction of my fear of things to come... nevermind it.

Here's my take on the list. I do personally find some of the items depressing for one reason or another.

Video tape: I still use my VCR and it works wonders still (though it's only a few years old). I remember my aunt buying me two Super Mario Bros. tapes (The Ugly Mermaid with some other episode on it... can't remember one...and the music box episode. I got a Super Christmas Adventure! cassette as well though it has a crack on the left window. I wish i knew where the box is), I used to record Seinfeld episodes on tapes, and the fun with creating my own video-game sessions and saving them, and don't forget all those precious home movies we've all made with varying levels of quality depending on the tape and camcorder make. All those charms are lost, yet preserved. On another depressing note; Sony has recently discontinued to Walkman brand.

Travel agents: Well, this was inevitable, but I'm sure their days aren't going to be completely obliterated by the digital age for a few more years.

The separation of work and home: We are losing our privacy sweep-by-sweep and sooner and sooner. Leave me the eff alone and go away!

Books, magazines, and newspapers: Books will never be obsolete; e-readers (I can't believe the determent to the Nintendo card-scanning product they have bought to the table) and are just a fad and rest assured they will all be recalled in March when they are discovered to be complete [dukar]. Get a book and a flashlight if you can't see in the dark. Also, carrying books prevents you from becoming a flail-less and weak. Newspapers have their advantages over the internet... and they do offer content differently; these will be around a long time if not forever.

Movie rental stores: Hey, you can pick up some overpriced snacks too! What a concept!

Watches: Smartphones are [dukar]phones. Is it such a chore to wear a watch? Fancy bling is just one way to show off your personality a little as well as informing you of how long you have to {no, I'm not going to go there on this form, but you can use your imagination and guess the joke} until your next meeting or whatver.

Paper maps: I'm sure there is at least useful thing you can do with a paper map.

Wired phones: Digital phones can't be used with the Sega Netlink, and people can intercept them. This is not the first time analogue rules over it's digital cousin.

Long distance: Overstating the usage of the internet here: Long distance is simpler and less time consuming than opening a chat-room or messaging system inherently.

Newspaper classifieds: These will exist as long as newspapers will.

Dial-up Internet: I do like the digital screaming... The only use for dial-up would be the Sega Netlink. Who wants slow internet?

Encyclopedias: They will be mostly outdated; don't bother. Just a side thought: having people mercilessly edit content can be dangerous making it elusive to trust viable sauces and a downright pain and wast of time to have to check various places. hmm.

Forgotten friends: Something Facebook-esque will exist undoubtedly as the future churns. Yearbooks on the other-hand still serve their purpose for now, at least.

Forgotten anything else: We really don't need to constantly carry smartphones that may be used to track our every move soon enough with us everywhere.

The evening news: The guy who made this list must be addicted to his smartphone.

CDs: This one is subjective. I for one hate being denied the option on whether I want to buy a physical copy of my artists' work. I should not have to kneel down before downloadable content. I like choice and so do more people than you think. Also Having everything on the Internet may one day explode - being the bubble that it is.

Film cameras: hmm... I said my stance on this matter at least once

Yellow and White Pages: Impractical, yes. Wastes space and trees? Yes. I see no real need to a giant-ass phone book to be sitting in my desk draw. Could be a useful paperweight, I presume.

Catalogs: Not everyone wants everything to be shoved in their e-mail inbox.

Fax machines: Can be used for simple things like sending a photocopy to another place; entirely different context and means than a .pdf and e-mail. This is the photo-copy equivalent to a phone.

One picture to a frame: I don't know, some people do enjoy portraits on their walls. More secure than digital photo albums to the least. You can't display a digital Picasso in a museum.

Wires: On one hand you can strangle someone with a wire while on the other hand, you need wires to play a NES, a SNES, a Famicom, a Gamecube and other 'classic' consoles. Common appliances don't require wires.

Hand-written letters: Wait, what? People won't be writing in the future? Guess we won't need desks or chairs either as we would be levitating.

Talking to one person at a time: Texting? What this guy is suggesting is the demise of all basic social skills.

Retirement plans: Yes, people will still want to retire and enjoy the rest of their non-enslaved lives. This is a exponentially a universal concept and will not be phased out for any reason unless we all succumb to Apocalypse. What kind of emotion-killing pills do they give their writer (it would have to be one given the content).

Mail: Yes, people will still be receiving packaged goods, birthday/holiday cards, and other papered whatevers from across the land *sigh*.

Commercials on TV: Nobody likes any form of blatant advertising, but as long as we have TV we might as well get used to them.

Commercial music radio: Commercial Television and Radio have changed through the years, given, but they will always remain a staple.

Hiding: I'm not going to succumb to the sacrifice of my personal privacy to smartphones and other technology, and get this: it will never happen!


I spent a good hour typing this, so I hope you enjoyed my perspective on how scary the future may become unless you stat wary and skeptical and realise that it's not always good to have everything in 1's and 0's. Good night and enjoy the rest of your day TMK. also, note these things:

Learn this Obama and the rest of the world!
1. We not be forced to learn Chinese.
2. We not be forced to work until we die.
3. We will have basic privacy and non-alienatable freedoms.
4. We will not have invasive and otherwise harmful technology, DNA cloning or anything weird.
5. Science-fiction movies will remain science-fiction for our own safety; the future will not be dangerous!
6. Game stores will forever sell NES, SNES and Game Boy games.
7. Our food will not be genetically modified.
8. We not be forced to carry smartphones, or any technology even remotely sentient.
9. We still enjoy Tears for Fears and disregard Lady Gaga (Lady Gag), Justin Beiber (that's just a last name), Eminem (I want a plain bag right now, actually) and the rest of the bad music scene's after-affects! This also applies to other forms of media.
10. The New World order will be crushed!
11. I will continue hacking games.
12. I will continue to enjoy games.
13. Enough!
14. Monty Python will still be funny.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2011, 01:04:37 AM by nensondubois »
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2011, 09:04:35 AM »
Uh, wow.  NatDT much there?
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but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2011, 02:52:12 PM »
I put this thread here under the assumption that it didn't really need to get political.

The most important thing to keep in mind, though, is that there are plenty of people out there who would profit from certain things on that list fading into obscurity. And like I alluded to, some of this comes off like troll predictions.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

TEM

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« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2011, 10:09:10 AM »
The things that are replacing the old things are replacing them because they are BETTER and more USEFUL. Stupid kids who have nothing better to do but socialize and be rude 24/7 don't represent the supreme function of new technology. Grasping for outdated technology because you "like" it better is the action of a curmudgeony old man who is afraid of the future. Be happy and rejoice that humanity has prospered and invented all of these technological wonders! Free trade! Capitalism! Globalism! USA! USA! USA!
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2011, 10:18:11 AM »
Some of those things aren't obsolete technologies, and some of those things (books, VHS) will last longer than the newer equivalents.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2011, 11:18:40 AM »
BETTER and more USEFUL
Since when is not owning things you pay for better or more useful? Well, it is for the businesses you're throwing money at...

ShadowBrian, dude, you can buy a terabyte for like sixty bucks now. Again, the issue with obsoleting music CDs is ownership of purchased content, not something silly like hard drive space.

« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2011, 03:50:21 PM »
What the dukar is up with Turtlekid1 and VHS? VHS is ULTRA-CRAP by any standard: image quality, sound quality, portability, durability, cost to produce, environmental impact, ability to repair, ability to make copies, quality loss through normal use,

VHS IS [dukar]!

« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2011, 06:16:32 PM »
10. The New World order will be crushed!

...seriously?
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