Okay here's some rebuttal action
-Flamers -> Okay, no one likes them but sometimes they're comical!
-Rap music (How the heck can they call it music?)->Okay, it's not that great, but some of it is good.
-Sexual predators->Hey, they're human...although they're not...usual
-Anyone to threaten my girlfriends (same as above)->If someone threatens someone and ISN'T joking, then it's stupid.
-Swear words (not slang. Slang is not swearing, most of the time)->Hey! Swearing is the foundation of our society.
-The things they talk about in rap songs. (Nothing but obscure filth I can't mention here)->Yah...it's pretty much all the same.
-excessively violent & bloody videogames like GTA and all those mobster titles.->Some of it can be entertaining, just have a sense of humour.
-When Princess Peach cheats in Mario Party 2, at least it seems like it.->Yah, what a beeyatch.
-People who slander other's names. (I stick up for the slandered.)->Slandered? What is slandered?->It's cool if you're joking.
-The fact that no girl at my school acknowledges my existance. (Actually, I'm okay with it most of the time, but I didn't get any valentines yesterday!)->Don't worry about it, if they don't like you, to hell with 'em!
-Why slipknot sings about what they sing.->They have opinions, and some of us like heavy metal.
-"Highway to Hell" and any other song besides "TNT" that ACDC wrote.->I don't like ACDC either.
-Pokemon. It's driven me insane ever since I quit liking it. Now it just infuriorates me. (Hey, I never said this list wasn't going to be controversial!)->Pokemon is crap.
-The fact that no one around me has any musical taste whatsoever.->That's strictly an opinion...what would you call music anyway? It better not be wussy.
-Morons that beat up on women because they suck at fighting men.->HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's kinda funny.
-How I seem to have lost total respect because of my radical opinions.->Nah you didn't...everyone has opinions.
-Rap->See above
-M-rated games->???How old are you?
-People who regularly play M-rated games->see above
-AIM speak->What?
-Broad generalizations->What?
-American politics->Stereotypical
-Those magnetic ribbons that people put on their cars->Never knew they existed
-Radical supporters of (insert political party here)->Yah people who have no life you mean
-moveon.org->Never seen it
-godaddy.com->Never seen it
-People who drive around with the music blaring in your ears->Hey that's awesome
-Music that involves people screaming->You don't love it? I think it's clever
-The fact that people make money from making music that involves them screaming->Well it's actually good music.
-Ultra-patriotism->What?
-Super (insert ideology/religion here)->Religion is often taken too far
-Stereotypes->Too many it's scary
-Hypocrites->Hehehehe
-People who complain but don't do anything about what they're complaining about->Whiners?
-Morons->Stereotype!!!
-People who think that (insert followers of any religion) should die because they don't agree with their beliefs.->Yah that's stupid
-Frivolous lawsuits->What?
-Litigation in general->What?
-Dial-up->Yah it sucks
-Obvious grammar errors->Meh it saves time
-People who talk during concerts->What do you expect them to listen? that's boring!
-People who bring their children to concerts and talk to them->Leave them alone, you'll have kids someday and you'll have to put up with them
-People who go to concerts with their children to explain it to them loudly during the show (I will NEVER go to a matinee performance again)->Calm down!
-Macintosh->Crap
-The iPod craze->I still don't know what an i-pod is!
-A good majority of reality TV->Crap
-Popups->Crap
-Crying babies in areas with no escape->I hate crying to, but we all need to endure it at some time
-Standardized tests->Deal with it
-Urban legends->Huh
-Dieting fads (ie: Atkins)->Some people wanna look their best!
-Really bad manners->they can be annoying
-People who radically support (insert console here) and no others->Like everybody here?
-NBC's ultra-biased Olympic coverage->Olympics are all over!
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