Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1289157 times)

The Chef · « **Reply #4245 on:** May 31, 2006, 01:21:15 PM »

5000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars.

Can you stand on your head?

Dark_Shark · « **Reply #4246 on:** May 31, 2006, 01:52:01 PM »

I think so I think you can't.

Is today tomorrow and Yesterday?

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #4247 on:** May 31, 2006, 06:35:39 PM »

The Past Future and the Future Past.

When will a time hole open up into the past?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #4248 on:** June 01, 2006, 11:26:41 AM »

In 2222.

What if your feet fell off?

SolidShroom · « **Reply #4249 on:** June 01, 2006, 12:49:25 PM »

You will learn to walk on your ankles.

Does the Chef like Fried,baked,poached,or grilled chicken the most?

The Chef · « **Reply #4250 on:** June 01, 2006, 02:37:16 PM »

Yes.

Can you spare a dime?

SolidShroom · « **Reply #4251 on:** June 01, 2006, 02:38:56 PM »

yes, if you give me a quarter.

How can we trade change over the net anyway?

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #4252 on:** June 01, 2006, 05:32:08 PM »

Elementary, my dear Watson (which is Sherlock for, "I have no idea")

What's mustard when there's kethcup?

SolidShroom · « **Reply #4253 on:** June 01, 2006, 06:36:41 PM »

tasty:-).

If I was your Father's, brother's, son's, cousin's former roommate, what would that make us?

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #4254 on:** June 01, 2006, 06:56:44 PM »

My 2nd cousin's former roommate, I think.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

SolidShroom · « **Reply #4255 on:** June 01, 2006, 06:59:22 PM »

At home playing World Of Warcraft.

How do you get the square root of a negative number?

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #4256 on:** June 01, 2006, 07:01:31 PM »

You can't my silly fellow.

Alack! Wherefore doth I quoth in such a language as the very one which the pow'rful Shakespeare brought ere us?

SolidShroom · « **Reply #4257 on:** June 01, 2006, 07:04:40 PM »

WTD? You need Meds!

If soon is now, then where did the old now go?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #4258 on:** June 02, 2006, 09:38:57 AM »

Back to "early".

*holds out glass of tea* Is the glass half-empty or half-full?

The Chef · « **Reply #4259 on:** June 02, 2006, 05:34:47 PM »

*drinks tea* Idaknow.

Bugs or Daffy?