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« on: March 01, 2003, 08:26:35 PM »
Turn Peach's Castle Upside-Down:
Open the front door of the castle, run over and squat on Toad's Head. Hold it for for EXACTLY 3.33423414 secs. If you're off, your N64 will explode and scar you for life.
Run over to the sun thing and press C-Up,
C-Down, Z, and a telephone will appear. Dial in, 543-IMRICH and Wario will answer the phone. Then exit the dialing screen and run out and climb a tree. Then unplug your N64, take it to the North Pole, and throw it 5 times straight up. On the fifth time, lightning will strike your N64, frying your games circuits. Bury $50 dollars where you are standing, and go buy a 2 liter bottle of Diet Vanilla Coke at a gas station. Overpay the cashier by 37.5 cents. He will give you a scratch ticket. Scratch it with a 1989 penny and eat the dust that comes off. If you get three Mario's in a row, cram the scratch ticket up your butt. Walk three miles, take the ticket out of your butt and drink the bottle of coke in one gulp. Burp on your N64 and it will turn on. Plug it into a TV, and mash it with a 5 pound sledge hammer. Take the scratch ticket you put in your butt and use the poop on it as paint to color your N64 pieces. Then put it back together. Smash and put your N64 back together 20 times. Then you'll be able to play a wierd trumpet. play notes A#, B#, and
V#. You will then turn into Michael Jackson, Go to the top of Peach's castle, Shout "Alaska!", spin around 4 3/4, and jump off the edge backwards. When you hit the ground, reset and select file 4. By this time you will have completely forgotten what you were supposed to be doing. Sniff your N64. After you pass out from the fumes of your old poop, you will have a dream where Mario dies for no reason whatsoever. When you wake up, you will have no recollection of what you just did, but Peach's Castle will be upside-down... as long as you did everything right.
If Mario is always running around saving Peach, why is he so fat?
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