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Jman

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« on: March 24, 2003, 08:59:39 AM »
Our story begins in a small Mushroom Kingdom cafe.  Mario and Luigi were talking to all their fans about beating the crud out of Bowswer, again.  Suddenly, Toad stormed into the cafe.  "Mario Brothers! Bowser has teamed up with Wart back in Sub-Con! Ya gotta go now!"

Mariomania is still running wild! Whatcha gonna do Bowser, When Mario runs wild on you!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2003, 03:48:30 PM »
Luigi then said , "But we forgot how to get there!"

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2003, 11:48:30 PM »
Then Toad said "I know how to fix that!" and knocked them out.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
That was a joke.

Jman

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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2003, 08:46:42 AM »
Later:
Mario:  Uuuuuugh. . .  Yes! we're a-here!
Luigi:  Let's find Wart!
Suddenly they heard evil laughter. It was. . .
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2003, 10:12:26 PM »
. . . the butcher. He had come with a chainsaw to slice some pie. Then, Mario and Luigi woke up and talked about what a freaky dream they had. Then they dozed off.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/26/2003 8:13:07 PM
That was a joke.

Jman

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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2003, 06:21:27 PM »
They were back in Sub-con. Mario walked down the trail.  He and Luigi were killing Pidgits, and shy guys and those little pig jump thingies.  When who should they run into but. . .

Mariomania is still running wild! Whatcha gonna do Bowser, When Mario runs wild on you!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2003, 09:17:26 PM »
. . . another pig jump thing, and it told them "'EY! I'm a Ninji! AN' don' yiu ferge' i'!"

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/27/2003 7:17:57 PM
That was a joke.

« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2003, 03:27:25 PM »
A few years ago Birdo realized it was gay so it came wearing tight leather ...everything

(gross)

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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2003, 09:32:56 PM »
Then the other Birdos came and punched the other Birdo.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
That was a joke.

Jman

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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2003, 03:28:12 PM »
Then Jman appeared and vaporized the gay one.
Getting on with the story. . .  The ninja pig ran at Mario.  But Mario picked him up and F-5d him off the waterfall. "I think you've been watching too much WWE Smackdown!"
Luigi said to Mario.  Then another ninja pig came. and another.  Soon Mario and Luigi were surrounded by pigs.
Will they escape?  tune in next time, same site, same message board.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2003, 08:29:35 PM »
Meanwhile, they explained to Jman that they were called Ninjis!

I fear the monkey in your soul.
That was a joke.

Jman

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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2003, 09:16:45 PM »
The ninjis had surrounded Mario and Luigi. Thinking that the Mario Brothers were wuss men, a ninji hit Mario.  Mario retaliated and, after several gruesome moments, the Ninji was twisted like a pretzel.
Mario:  Okay, who's next?
Luigi:  Yeah!  Who wants to be humiliated by the Mario Brothers?
All Ninji except the dead one: ME! OOH OOH! I WANNA!
But then, trouble started.  Bowser had appeared with Wart.  "Ah, the Mario Brothers." Bowser said.  "I haven't seen you since last time! Said Wart. (Wart is referring to SMB2, the only Mario game he's ever been in.)  "Wart! we beat you last time and we'll beat you again! And Bowser!  WE've beaten you about, oh, 800 times? WE'll do it again!!!!!!  "Get them my Birdos!"  Wart shouted. Suddenly, 500 birdos appeared.
"Hey, I thought Jman killed those!" Mario said.
Jman: Sorry, I only killed the gay Birdo from someone else's post!
Mario:  I guess we're doomed then.
Jman: I guess so. Unless. . .

What is Jman's plan?  Find out next time!
Okay, now we can talk for a bit. What do you Think so far?  THis is my first shot at a Mario message board story.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Hirocon

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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2003, 11:07:58 PM »
Mario: Unless what?!?!?!
Jman:ummm...no, my mistake.  We are doomed.

And they were.  Mario and Luigi died terrrible deaths, and Bowser and Wart took over Subcon.  They used Subcon as a training ground were they amassed a huge army for their campaign against the Mushroom Kingdom.  Princess Peach, who was still in the Mushroom Kingdom, attempted to rally an army of Bob-omb buddies to counter the impending attack.  They were unsuccessful, however, because the Bob-omb buddies could not attack without killing themselves in the process.

Bowser and Wario took over the Mushroom Kingdom.  Eventually, Wart hired Toad (who had defected during the Battle of Pipe Maze) to assassinate Bowser, so that he could be the sole ruler of the land.  Bowser, however, learned of Wart's trechery from his paratroopa spies, and killed wart by having him sealed inside a painting in the castle wall.

Bowser ruled the Mushroom Kingdom as a ruthless tyrant for several decades.  After his unglorious death of throat cancer, a bloody civil war errupted.  The fate of the Mushroom Kingdom is still in question.

Edited by - Hirocon on 4/3/2003 5:24:49 PM

« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2003, 09:08:17 AM »
Just then, Mario came down from the heavens and told everybody to stop fighting, but he had only finished his first word when Tubba Blubba ate him.  Then Luigi...
Yoshi likes to dance in his backwards saddle!

Jman

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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2003, 04:54:02 PM »
Farted and killed all the bad guys downwind of him.
Jman: Wait! We are not doomed! I call on the legendary hero of Hyrule, Link!
Link:Hey, whassup?
Jman: You are helping us kill Bowser and Wart!
???: And Ganon!
Ganon had suddenly appeared beside Bowser and Wart. He was laughing. While at the same time, digging in his cloak.
Wart: Ganon! Stop that!
Ganon: Okay! Now I will vaporize the website TMK! Hahahahahahahahahahaghahahaha!!!!
Jman:  Oh, no you don't!  Laser eyes!
Ganon's nose was sliced off by the attack!
Link:  Will the Mario Brothers be able to stop Bowser and Wart and Ganon before they destroy TMK the website?  Find out next time I post.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2003, 06:41:01 PM »
Wart's dead.
Yoshi likes to dance in his backwards saddle!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2003, 10:19:37 PM »
Then, Pac-Man came along and ate Bowser and Ganon.
Link was mad because now he was out of a job.
Luigi wondered how he was going to fix this horrible story and sat thinking for several centuries (aided by a few 1-UP mushrooms) but by that time, The MK had fallen into ruin and was no longer a civilization.
How will Luigi figure this one out?
Find out whenever!

I fear the monkey in your soul.
That was a joke.

Jman

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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2003, 09:25:10 AM »
Oops! my mistake.  Getting on with the story.
Link had been called by Jman to save the day from Bowser. But now he was dead.Meanwhile, Princess Peach, who had gulped down a milkshake that makes you young forever, found out there was a war about to start. Then Mario put up a sign that said: Fighters for TMK, Now Hiring.  Anyone who wants to join, can. except those stupid Pokemon characters, they would only disgrace us!
Meanwhile, about 20 fighters had joined. Most were the characters from SSB and SSBM.
And more were joining rapidly.  "Now I call on, the one, the only, Chupperson Weird!" Said Jman.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

Edited by - Jman on 4/4/2003 7:30:01 AM
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2003, 09:23:13 PM »
"What should I do?" asked CW.
Then, he used his omnipotence to reverse time to before Wart appeared!
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2003, 09:39:52 PM »
But then Pikachu appeared, dressed in a Yoshi suit.
Pikachu: Pika pika CHUUU pi!

In rough translation, he asked if he could join in to help. He said that he wasn't a Pokemon, but a friendly Yoshi wanting in on the action.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Jman

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« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2003, 08:21:51 AM »
But Jman could see through his disguise.  Jman decided not to vaporize it, but secretly hoped it would die in a battle.
So Jman and CW let him join the team.

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2003, 02:21:15 PM »
But Pikacu was killed when Mario tried to ride him.

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2003, 08:09:30 PM »
The world cheered Mario.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
That was a joke.

Hirocon

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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2003, 03:43:24 AM »
Philanthropists throughout the Mushroom Kingdom quickly began paying Mario huge amounts of money to attempt to ride the other Pokemon.

« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2003, 01:45:32 PM »
But mario couldnt because he got a hemroid trying to ride a Ponyta.

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2003, 11:47:14 PM »
But then he was cured with Metroid vaccine.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
That was a joke.

« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2003, 05:44:00 PM »
But, Mario had an allergic reaction to the Metroid vaccine and became...

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2003, 12:39:25 AM »
Samarius! He has a strange suit that appears to be grafted to his molecular structure, and he mutated so now he can squish himself into any shape imaginable!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
That was a joke.

Jman

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« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2003, 08:21:46 AM »
But then Kirby appeared and used the crash ability.  Everything was restored to normal. Including Mario and Luigi were brought back to life.  So were Bowser, Wart and Ganondorf.
So the story left off at the time when Ganon said he would destroy TMK the good Mario site.

Mario Madness will live forever!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Jman

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« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2003, 05:14:37 PM »
Ganon was laughing.  He electrocuted Jman with a magic beam. " Hahahahahahahahah! you freaks will never kill me!  I am all powerful!"   he said.

Mario Madness will live forever!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2003, 11:41:56 AM »
But then Gannon tripped over a ladybug, and fell into a pile of doggy doo-doo. Gannon then ran away crying.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2003, 09:16:33 PM »
Then everyone saw a mystical figure.Ganon launched a huge ball of energy straight at it.It caught the ball of energy & launched it straight at Wart.Wart was history.Who was the figure?It was the Zynkanator of course!
"Mario!Take care of Bowser!Ill take Ganondorf!"Then Ganondorf teleported both of us to Final Destination level.Ganondorf tried another ball of energy.Zynkanator caught it & threw it back at him at double the speed!Ganondorf was weakened from the blast."Now to finish you off!"Then Zynkanatorlaunched a humungous beam aimed for Ganondorf.A loud scream echoed around Final Destination,then Ganondorf was gone.
Find your inner monkey.

Jman

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« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2003, 08:21:39 PM »
Link was mad again because Gannon had been killed.  Mario was thinking about how to repair the MK when suddenly. . .

Mario Madness will live forever!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2003, 03:22:08 AM »
Zynkanator used teleport blast & was gone.
Yoshi then ate bob-ombs,that eventually gave him a stomach ache.

Im the king,
you dino-guy,
ill smash you now,
so say goodbye!
Find your inner monkey.

« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2003, 10:33:31 PM »
Then mouser apeard from the heavens and started hurling bombs at everyone and demanded 100 trillion Blue coins  muhahahahahahahahahahahhaaha COUGH COUGH HACK HACK

Call me Yoshi James Yoshi
Call me Yoshi James Yoshi

Hirocon

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« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2003, 10:37:54 PM »
No big deal.  They just GAVE him 100 trillion blue coins, and he left! muhahahahahahahahahhahaha COUGH COUGH SNEEZE

« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2003, 05:32:35 AM »
Then Mouser got shot and everybody got the coins back. But they wondered who shot him. It was...

No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."

Hirocon

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« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2003, 04:17:20 PM »
Raphael the Raven.

Jman

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« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2003, 08:12:48 PM »
Then The Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles came and started kicking shell.  It was Raphael vs. Raphael the Raven.  Mario was against Bowser, and the Turtles against Shredder.  World War 3 had begun.  This one would be the difference whether the story ends in 3, or 300 posts.  (I wonder where this'll lead?)

Waluigi, how unoriginal can you get?
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Jman

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« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2003, 07:58:10 PM »
All of the characters and backgrounds disappeared until just the Mario Brothers, the turtles, and the bad guys were left. WWE judgement day was over, so now, everyone paid attention to this.

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2003, 11:45:14 AM »
They all stood there. They were surrounded on all sides by the color white.

The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2003, 11:43:23 PM »
THE END.

...Heh.
That was a joke.

« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2003, 01:55:47 PM »
But then a new quest started.

Mario and company were now on a journey to find the missing background.

Jman

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« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2003, 02:08:43 PM »
But then Luigi asked, "Hey, where did everybody go?"
"Where indeed, heh heh."  Suddenly, all the non Mario characters vanished from the story.

 The master of multiplayer Mario games: You''re looking at him right now!

Edited by - Jman on 7/9/2003 1:12:11 PM
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Jman

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« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2004, 07:41:48 PM »
Jman: I will defeat him!
Mario: Who?
Jman: Shut up, you're dead!
Bowser: Die Jman!
Jman: No, you die!  Nin-koopas attack!
Mario: How did you get control of the nin koopas?
Jman: I have the remote!  Now shut up! You're dead!
Luigi: But I am still alive.
Jman: Good.  Lead the troops to kill Bowser.
(Jman speaks as he skins Yugi from Yugioh with his knife.)

C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some!  You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

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« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2004, 08:51:17 AM »
Suddently Bowser pulls out his time machine and yells,"Bwa ha ha ha! I will now configure my time machine to take the whole world back to when you were still babies! And THIS time I will make sure that my Magickoopa will capture both of you!" Forntunetly Bowser forgot to tell lakuti that he won't be needed so lakuti started throwing eggs down. During the confusion Mario recalibrated the time machine and activated it sending everyone to the time just before this story began. Remebering what happened Mario knocked himself out and entered Sub-Con. After killing a bunch of shyguys Mario found Wart and defeated him.

« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2004, 09:25:55 AM »
Then Mario was woken up by Toad, and he said, "Mario! We're still in Sub-Con! You were just dreaming while in a dream that you defeated Wart!"

"Darnit!" yelled Mario. He plucked a turnip out of the ground and tossed it at a Shy Guy. The Shy Guy said, "Mario, I am..." then the Shy Guy took off his mask (!), "your father!" It was Shigeru Miyamoto! "NOOO!!" Mario cried. Toad said, "Mario, we still need to defeat Wart." "Oh, okay. Bye daddy!" said Mario as he and Toad walked off.

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2004, 02:20:55 AM »
XD
Mario found a pipe. When he went down it, there was lots of tufts of grass, When he pulled one, it attacked him! Then, all the other tufts of grass except for one popped up and attacked Mario!(they were all Bob-ombs that had been messed with by Bowser so they didn't explode until an hour after they were picked up)Mario picked up the last one and it ended up being a shell! He bounced it off the wall, killed all the Bob-ombs, and got a couple of 1-ups. He then exited the pipe to find Toad being kidnapped by Pidgets! Will Mario rescue Toad? Will he defeat Bowser? Will I stop asking these stupid questions?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.

« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2004, 02:46:02 AM »
suddenly someone shot the pidgits,they all exploded,the shooter was...
ask me! i know EVERYTHING about mario.

« Reply #49 on: February 15, 2004, 02:49:54 AM »
it was shigeru miyamoto!!!!! (the shy-guy guy) he said
-mario it is all over...then they jumped out of the console,and destroyed the TV. and they lived happily for the rest of their lifes.

THE END
ask me! i know EVERYTHING about mario.

« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2004, 07:25:01 AM »
Then Mario woke up again. He was still in Sub-Con! "Oh Lord, will these dreams ever cease? I was dreaming about waking up from a dream while in a dream while I am in a dream!" "Ack. I need some headache medicine." said a voice. Mario turned, and it was a Pokey! He had fallen asleep in the desert, and a Pokey was about to attack! But really it was moving really slow. Mario just sat there and screamed as the Pokey slowly approached. Toad ran next to Mario and tugged on his arm, saying, "Don't you ever think of running, or are one those idiot 50's people that sat there and screamed while they got eaten in that horrible movie, The Creeping Terror?" Mario finally got to his feet, and ran off into the desert with Toad.



Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

Edited by - TJOghost8 on 2/15/2004 5:28:01 AM

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2004, 08:27:51 PM »
Then Mario and Toad came upon a pyramid, and walked inside. "Hmmm, I remember this place before..." Mario said, "Toad, get to work!" "Okay!" said Toad, and started to dig into the sand. He dug as fast as a drill. After a few minutes, Toad hit something. He uncovered it. It was an ancient coffin, sealed with stone. "Uh oh, we have unearthed a grave! God's going to smite us!" Toad whimpered. "Nonsense," said Mario, "It's obviously a box full of pizza!" Mario broke the seal, and out came...

I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.

« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2004, 08:30:48 PM »
the foulest odor ever to bequeath Mario's nose.
"I'm just glad I don't have any nostrils," said Toad.

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2004, 08:34:59 PM »
It was Pee Wee Herman that was inside the coffin, but he still was alive and active. "Ohh! That's even worse!" said Toad, apparently responding to the narration. "Ha ha ha! We're going to have lots of fun today!" Pee Wee Herman laughed. Toad and Mario screamed at the top of their lungs and in panic tried to climb out of the pit Toad dug while Pee Wee Herman laid there and laughed.

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

« Reply #54 on: February 17, 2004, 10:17:40 AM »
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Hiya kids! Today's secret word is 'pasta'!" said Pee Wee Herman. Everyone screamed. "Wait a minute! I like pasta!" said Mario. Everyone screamed. "Noo!! I'm getting the rare Turkish disease, Pee-Wee Syndrome! Hahahaha!" laughed Toad, but it was forced by the Turkish disease. "Help us! I can't stop saying pasta!" Mario yelled. Everyone screamed.

I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.

Jman

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« Reply #55 on: July 05, 2004, 03:25:18 PM »
It's been awhile.  Let's get on with the story!  Last time:
- Mario and Toad were trapped with Pee Wee Herman on his show.
- Luigi was somewhere, I forgot where.
- Jman hadn't been seen in 5 months

Jman: Hey guys!
Mario: Jman!  Where the heck have you been?  The physical embodiment of all evil is beyond that door!

Jman opened the door, and Pee Wee Herman started to talk.
PWH: Hi!  My name is Pee Wee Ooooooooooh...

Jman had clocked Pee Wee herman on the head with a steel chair.
Jman:  THAT'S the embodiment of all evil?  Pee Wee Herman?  I thought Osama Bin Laden was the one you spoke of!
Mario: Yeah, there's him too.

Just then, Osama appeared out of the blue.
Osama:HICHINKYKINGLAMAMAMADINGDONGSPITONYOURCHEESEBURGER!!!
Mario: Could I have that in English, please?
Jman: He said "I am Osama Bin Laden.  Hear me roar!  Who decorated my car with cheeseburgers?"
*Jman clocks Osama with a steel chair.*
Jman: Man, these things come in handy!

So, they had escaped Pee Wee Herman, who never meant harm, and Osama Bin Laden, who's too much of an idiot to pose a threat.  It was time to finally get back to Sub Con and destroy Bowart CO.  The evil empire of Bowser and Wart.
Ganon still hadn't thawed out from his cyrogenic (spelling?) freeze.


I could be the lost Mario brother.  Think about it.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2004, 02:50:54 AM »
Funny joke:  What comes if you cross a Giftedgirl and Wart???

-Fart.


HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAA!

Jman

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« Reply #57 on: July 06, 2004, 11:21:56 AM »
Here come the spammers!  Please, mariofan, did that have ANYTHING to do with the story?  Don't post useless crap that has nothing to do with my story.

Proud to be an American!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Jman

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« Reply #58 on: March 12, 2005, 02:13:19 PM »
And thus, after many months, the story recommenceth...

In a dark room, in a beat down shack in the middle of nowhere at midnight, inside a cyrogenic freeze tube, the evil being known as Ganondorf slept.

Meanwhile, Mario had found a way to restore everything to the way it once was, right after Bowser, Wart, and Ganon took over the Mushroom Kingdom.  Now, they actually had a chance to stop them.

And yet, Ganon still slept, and Jman with Toad was still on his magical sadistic journey through Pee Wee Herman's secret fortress land.

I''ve found that if you have a goal, you might not make it.  But if you don''t have one, you''re never disappointed.  Let me tell you, it feels phenomenal!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

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