Welcome Lieutenant Luigi. Now there's two enlistees on this message board that I know of.
I hope you like it here. Just remember one thing: You're a Lieutenant. That's a high rank....but don't use that for evil uses! By the way, avoid Frostbite and GrimSack. No wait, they both left...
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Bowser: "Hahahahaha Bill Gates! But today, your pathetic little attacks won''t beat me."
Bill Gates: "What do you mean by that?"
Bowser: "Look what I..ahem..''borrowed'' from Star Haven! It''s the Star Rod! It has the power to grant all wishes!"
Bill Gates: (gasp)
Bowser: "And I wish...that X-Box will never be sold and Nintendo will get 200 billion from sales EVERY DAY!!"
(Bowser then proceeds to flame the 55-billionaire)