Author Topic: Mario Bar (Read 680168 times)

CashCrazed · « **Reply #405 on:** October 03, 2002, 08:07:42 PM »

You got that from The Simpsons. I watch it all the time.

Oh well, gimme a beer, cuz I don't give a **** about my abusive drinking habits.

(10 beers later)
Whoops. There it goes. Yup. My brain stopped.(can you guess what show that's from?)

hEy, i hEarD a SoNG SoMEWhEre, wANNa HeaR iT?(suddenly jumps on pool table and starts in chorus)

tOmmORoW, TOmoRroW, wE lOVe YoU, TomORRoW, yOUR'e ONly a DaY AwaAAAAAAAGH!*BONK BONK BONK BONK*(falls off pool table and down basement stairs)

(crawls back upstairs)oH YeaH, a FrIEnd Of miNE iS cOmiN' doWN tHiS roAD aROUnd This TImE! wE'RE GoNNa PlaY ROad cHickEN AnD sEE Who lAStS LoNgeR. bYE!

CW:Who's that friend?
MadMario:I heard him say something about playing road chicken to some 80-year-man with broken glasses..........AN 80-YEAR-OLD WITH BROKEN GLASSES!
CW:OH ****!

(MadMario and Chupperson Weird just manage to pull CashCrazed out of the way before an old Ferrari doing 90 took him for a ride, CC vomits and passes out on sidewalk)

(wakes up next morning)Hey, why am I outside the bar. And what's with this big yellow spot on my pants........uhhhhhhh(goes into bar)I got drunk again, didn't I?
CW:Uhhhh.....maybe?

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #406 on:** October 03, 2002, 08:19:33 PM »

i like cheese.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #407 on:** October 03, 2002, 09:07:52 PM »

Cheese is good.
Burritos are good too. MMM... burritos.
Hmm, that was a wild ride... except I didn't say asterisks.

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie

Yoshi Girl · « **Reply #408 on:** October 04, 2002, 05:55:55 PM »

Well, Cupperson Weird, I never thought of the first reply!

Edited by - Yoshi Girl on 10/4/2002 4:58:26 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #409 on:** October 04, 2002, 11:14:00 PM »

Mwah ha ha ha ha!
(What did that have to do with anything?
Oh, maybe that last post...)

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #410 on:** October 05, 2002, 11:28:04 AM »

Does n e one realize that the last post (by chupperson) was the 409th post. GIDDY UP 409!!! Mwaha ha ha ha ha!!!! Get it, 409, like the cle---oh whatever...

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #411 on:** October 05, 2002, 07:48:46 PM »

Or the Beach Boys song. (It was the Beach Boys, right?)

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #412 on:** October 05, 2002, 07:51:55 PM »

Ok, anybody want drinks?

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie

Gooch · « **Reply #413 on:** October 06, 2002, 09:36:40 AM »

You know, in almost every bar I've seen on TV and I've heard about in songs, there's a heartbroken guy in there somewhere listening to old songs on jukebox. This must be a really happy place because there's no one like that in here. I mean, We've had alomst everything else. Even a Black Russian addict. The happiest place on earth.....the Mario Bar.

It''s-a me, Mario !

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #414 on:** October 06, 2002, 02:01:51 PM »

well, not exactly. i could be over near the jukebox, but i choose not to be, because i like this place, its fun. so yeah, its all good.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #415 on:** October 06, 2002, 08:46:54 PM »

Yeah!
All we need now is a jumbo HDTV and surround sound system with all four Nintendo systems!
Oh, wait, look, there's one over there in the arcade! Wow, how come we never saw that before?
*Pours himself a Root Beer*

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #416 on:** October 07, 2002, 09:05:37 PM »

Hey! quit taking from my stash *takes pitcher of root beer and runs over to entertainment center* ask next time!! he he, just kidding, you can have some.*begins playing "super mario world"*
Me: can some one come over here and play as player one, i wanna be Luigi.
C.W.: I'll come over
Me : thank you for involuotary voluontering chupperson!! :)

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 10/7/2002 8:07:04 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #417 on:** October 07, 2002, 09:44:18 PM »

You want to start a new game?
:-P
I guess I'll keep being the bartender until Yoshi Girl gets back.

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie

Yoshi Girl · « **Reply #418 on:** October 08, 2002, 04:12:43 PM »

I'm baaaack!

I just got finished beating Mario Party 3 with Yoshi! :)

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #419 on:** October 08, 2002, 04:50:56 PM »

Lets play cooperative, chupperson!!