Author Topic: I Can Help You!! (Read 12253 times)

Paper Mario · « **on:** December 08, 2001, 07:53:35 AM »

If You Need Help In
Paper Mario
Yoshi's Story Pokemon Stadium 1 & 2
Super Smash Bros. both)
Mario Tennis
Kirby 64
Mario Party
Wario Land 4
Wario Land
Pikmin-The Impact Site (I only beat the First level,Forest Navel,Hope Forest)
Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo Tooie.
Digimon World
PokemonRed,Blue,Gold,Yellow,Silver,and Crystal
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
Sonic Advence
Super Mario 64
Mario KArt 64
Post Here!!!

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Luigi-Mario your looking thin!
Mario-You think I lost weight?
Luigi-Nevermind...

Wario-Ahhhhh I love swimming in my pool of pretty woman.
Pretty Woman-WE LOVE YOU WARIO!!
Wario-Life is good.....
*Wakes up*
Wario-Darn, it was a dream!!
I thought it was real!!

Bowser-Its the end for you Mario!!
Mario-Here comes my secret weapon!!
*Pulls out pair of sissors*
Mario-I will cut you to ribbon!!
Bowser-AAAHHH!! Noooooo!!!!

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Mario-WE FOUNG YOU BILL GATES!!
Bill Gates-so what?
*Toad pushes a botton on a control pad*
Bowser,Wart and Tatanga appear*
Luigi-Now whatcha gunna do?
Bill Gates-Call my mommy!!
*Bowser,Wart,and Tatanga start killing B.G.
*Mario shoots Fie Ball at Mirror. Fireball bouces off into another room and explodes*
B.G.-NOOOO!!!U BROKE THE X-BOX MASHINE!!!!EVERY X-BOX BLEW UP NOW!!!
All exacpt B.G.:YES!!!!!
Mario:X-Box is A peice of Sh*t!!!
Game Show Host: YES!!u win!

Edited by - Paper Mario on 4/14/2002 4:27:08 PM

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #1 on:** December 08, 2001, 10:34:14 AM »

If you need help in Yoshi's Cookie, then I can help you!!! Just ask away!

Here's a letter for you:

"Dear Dick,

I need help in Mario Party. Is the computer really having better luck than me, or is it an illusion caused by the fact that there's three computer players but only one me?

Also, you said you'd help with Pokemon games. I love Tetris Attack, but I hate Pokemon. Should I get Pokemon Puzzle League?"

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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.

Paper Mario · « **Reply #2 on:** December 08, 2001, 12:15:27 PM »

Mario Party Either You Should Put Them On Easy Or If You If You 2 Or More Controllers Then Plug Them In And Play As 4 Characters So you Can Get Alot Of Stars.
Pokemon Puzzle League Doesn't Really Have Pokemon In It. I Never Played It But I Saw Screen Shots And If You Like Puzzle Games You Should Get It!!

Paper Mario · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2001, 08:05:49 PM »

Someone Post!!

Bowser Koopa · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2001, 09:22:17 PM »

Can you help me in SSBM? I wanna know the easiest way to get Mewtwo.

Paper Mario · « **Reply #5 on:** December 22, 2001, 11:44:01 AM »

I Don't Think You can.If so I don't Know.

Jöhñbôb · « **Reply #6 on:** December 22, 2001, 12:12:35 PM »

POKEMAN IS EXCRUCIATINGLY DUMB!

All who agree say "Icky-Icky-Twang-Zoopa-Aaah"

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Twister: I like second place. It''s right after 1st and right before 4th.

Paper Mario · « **Reply #7 on:** December 22, 2001, 12:25:27 PM »

Icky-Icky-Twang-Zoopa-Aaah

Boomer_Babe · « **Reply #8 on:** January 05, 2002, 08:34:23 PM »

How do you post pics?

-Boomer_Babe-
"I iz da bomb"

Bow · « **Reply #9 on:** January 06, 2002, 06:04:52 AM »

Icky-Icky-Twang-Zoopa-Aaah

Paper Mario · « **Reply #10 on:** January 06, 2002, 06:34:32 AM »

This is Game Help Not TMK Help.

meman · « **Reply #11 on:** January 06, 2002, 05:32:30 PM »

Hey Bowser Koopa:
Try playing 20 hours worh of versus matches, or play 800 versus matches to get Mewtwo.

pntzoee · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2002, 12:23:22 PM »

"Icky-Icky-Twang.....Hey u got that out of monty python and the holy grail!

pntzoee · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2002, 12:23:58 PM »

"Icky-Icky-Twang.....Hey u got that out of monty python and the holy grail!

__________________________
I think I''ll try to destroy the earth today you know making people annoyed in the fungi fourms, posting stupid topics etc. etc. etc.

LieutenantEagle · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2002, 10:07:43 PM »

Paper Mario, u know everything bout Paper Mario I guess...

Where do I find the Iced Potato? Do I cook it or is it in Shiver City or something?

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Welcome to Wariokart!!!! Hey, give me that Blue Shell back, you thief!

Paper Mario · « **Reply #15 on:** January 24, 2002, 06:25:34 AM »

Take a nap in Shiver City Toad House When U wake Up it will be on the table.

Super Yoshi 7175 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 24, 2002, 02:48:33 PM »

Hey paper Mario I saw the question the eaisest way to het Mewtwo is ssbm I know turn items off go to pokemon stadium five lives! put the characaters in the center have the one that you want to fight Mewtwo loose 5 times afterv 20 hours! True! Hope thad helped! Of course you have to win the battle!

Mario and Yoshi rule!

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2002, 11:09:16 AM »

To Paper Mario...

In the game Paper Mario, how do you beat Bowser for the second time when he is ultra-powerful with the Star Rod (he turns gigantic and he has 99-HP). I've tried everything, from using Star Powers, to using Mega Jump attacks, but he just keeps attacking and killing me! How do you beat him?!

By the way, Paper Mario is the funnest Mario game I have ever played! I hope there will be a Paper Mario 2 for GameCube or Game Boy Advance!

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"Bwa ha ha! Guess who it is, loyal Mario fans...

It is I, King Bowser... ruler of all Koopas, big and small. I have come to take over the Mushroom Kingdom (no, not the place...I mean the WEB SITE!)! Deezer, you will surrender your troops to me, or else you will never see your precious Mario again! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Paper Mario · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2002, 02:12:25 PM »

Have 2 hp and fp+ badges on
Have an Ultra Parrakarry
have 10 Deluxe Feasts
Have Super Jump and Smash charge
Have Power Jump and Mega Smash
When u r running out of hp use Smoch
use star storm every few turns

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Luigi-Mario your looking thin!
Mario-You think I lost weight?
Luigi-Nevermind

Wario-Ahhhhh I love swimming in my pool of pretty woman.
Pretty Woman-WE LOVE YOU WARIO!!
Wario-Life is good.....
*Wakes up*
Wario-Darn, it was a dream!!
I thought it was real!!

Bowser-Its the end for you Mario!!
Mario-Here comes my secret weapon!!
*Pulls out pair of siccors*
Mario-I will cut you to ribbon!!
Bowser-AAAHHH!! Noooooo!!!!

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2002, 08:39:44 AM »

Deluxe Feasts? How do you get that? Do you have to cook it at Tace T's house?

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"Bwa ha ha! Guess who it is, loyal Mario fans...

It is I, King Bowser... ruler of all Koopas, big and small. I have come to take over the Mushroom Kingdom (no, not the place...I mean the WEB SITE!)! Deezer, you will surrender your troops to me, or else you will never see your precious Mario again! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Paper Mario · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2002, 02:51:55 PM »

Shroom Stake+Potato Salad=Deluxe Feast

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Luigi-Mario your looking thin!
Mario-You think I lost weight?
Luigi-Nevermind

Wario-Ahhhhh I love swimming in my pool of pretty woman.
Pretty Woman-WE LOVE YOU WARIO!!
Wario-Life is good.....
*Wakes up*
Wario-Darn, it was a dream!!
I thought it was real!!

Bowser-Its the end for you Mario!!
Mario-Here comes my secret weapon!!
*Pulls out pair of siccors*
Mario-I will cut you to ribbon!!
Bowser-AAAHHH!! Noooooo!!!!

Edited by - Paper Mario on 2/6/2002 4:17:08 PM

smb allstars master · « **Reply #21 on:** February 06, 2002, 10:32:34 PM »

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you really dont know, do you??
(I wont post but I can still edit!!!)

DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???

you really dont know, do you??

Edited by - smb allstars master on 4/2/2002 5:32:16 PM

smb allstars master · « **Reply #22 on:** February 06, 2002, 10:34:07 PM »

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you really dont know, do you??
(I wont post but I can still edit!!!)

DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???

you really dont know, do you??

Edited by - smb allstars master on 4/2/2002 5:33:58 PM

Paper Mario · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2002, 06:12:34 AM »

Cheese?WHERE?!

Edited by - Paper Mario on 4/20/2002 5:06:07 PM

smb allstars master · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2002, 04:19:46 PM »

checkout your sig...about mario cuttin up bowser......u see now......=====!!anyway..you told me to give you my problem yesterday, so here it is :### ### # ####!!!!!!!
(I wont post but I can still edit!!!)

you really dont know, do you??

DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???

you really dont know, do you??

Edited by - smb allstars master on 4/2/2002 5:36:01 PM

Paper Mario · « **Reply #25 on:** February 07, 2002, 04:30:42 PM »

this was edited Cause i said somethin mean

Dear God! Im flat!

Edited by - Paper Mario on 4/2/2002 5:48:18 PM

smb allstars master · « **Reply #26 on:** February 07, 2002, 04:33:53 PM »

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you really dont know, do you??
(I wont post but I can still edit!!!)

DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???

you really dont know, do you??

Edited by - smb allstars master on 4/2/2002 5:37:42 PM

Paper Mario · « **Reply #27 on:** February 07, 2002, 04:43:47 PM »

like u don't??????

Dear God! Im flat!

smb allstars master · « **Reply #28 on:** February 07, 2002, 05:50:27 PM »

(I wont post but I can still edit!!!)

you really dont know, do you??

DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???

you really dont know, do you??

Edited by - smb allstars master on 4/2/2002 5:39:13 PM

Paper Mario · « **Reply #29 on:** February 07, 2002, 05:52:11 PM »

This Message has been edited because i said a mean thing.
Dear God! Im flat!

Edited by - Paper Mario on 4/2/2002 4:22:54 PM

smb allstars master · « **Reply #30 on:** February 07, 2002, 05:53:02 PM »

(I wont post but I can still edit!!!)

you really dont know, do you??

DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???

you really dont know, do you??

Edited by - smb allstars master on 4/2/2002 5:40:11 PM

Paper Mario · « **Reply #31 on:** February 07, 2002, 05:54:35 PM »

This Message has been edited because i said a mean thing.
Dear God! Im flat!

Edited by - Paper Mario on 4/2/2002 4:25:06 PM

Paper Mario · « **Reply #32 on:** February 07, 2002, 05:55:02 PM »

This Message has been edited because i said a mean thing.
Dear God! Im flat!

Edited by - Paper Mario on 4/2/2002 4:25:28 PM

smb allstars master · « **Reply #33 on:** February 07, 2002, 05:56:05 PM »

can't..busy

you really dont know, do you??

smb allstars master · « **Reply #34 on:** February 07, 2002, 05:58:29 PM »

Apologies for badmouthing paper mario in a help section. I will make a new section devoted strictly to badmouthing him so i dont have to waste ppls time
*(I left this one to show you how much of a jerk i was being)*
you really dont know, do you??

DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???

you really dont know, do you??

Edited by - smb allstars master on 4/2/2002 5:41:40 PM

Paper Mario · « **Reply #35 on:** February 07, 2002, 06:00:17 PM »

This Message has been edited because i said a mean thing.
Dear God! Im flat!

Edited by - Paper Mario on 4/2/2002 4:25:54 PM

smb allstars master · « **Reply #36 on:** February 07, 2002, 06:27:56 PM »

ignore this.....
(I wont post but I can still edit!!!)

you really dont know, do you??

DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???

you really dont know, do you??

Edited by - smb allstars master on 4/2/2002 5:42:38 PM

smb allstars master · « **Reply #37 on:** February 07, 2002, 07:59:38 PM »

and this....
(I wont post but I can still edit!!!)
you really dont know, do you??

DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???

you really dont know, do you??

Edited by - smb allstars master on 4/2/2002 5:43:48 PM

LieutenantEagle · « **Reply #38 on:** February 07, 2002, 08:10:42 PM »

SMB All-Stars Master...........
I am SO close to adding you to the "List of Jerks" like frostbite, Darkside, MTRE, GrimSack (no wait he was murdered) and such.

BEAT IT!!!

By the way...I don't need help with Paper Mario. I have the Strategy Guide. Good for me, eh?

********** ******8 ****** ****** ******* ********* (that's censored words)

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Wario: Welcome to Wariokart!!! Mwahahahaha!
Yoshi: Welcome to Yoshikart you fat Mario wannabe.
Gannondorf: Where did that stupid Triforce go?

smb allstars master · « **Reply #39 on:** February 07, 2002, 08:23:28 PM »

if you didnt read the original messages, i deserved that.......
(I wont post but I can still edit!!!)
*********ALL THIS EDITING WAS DONE BY SPECIAL REQUEST AND IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL MY SELF GIVEN SUSPENSION IS FINISHED!!!!*********
you really dont know, do you??

DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???

you really dont know, do you??

Edited by - smb allstars master on 4/2/2002 5:49:00 PM

Paper Mario · « **Reply #40 on:** February 08, 2002, 04:35:28 PM »

Please Post GAME Problems that r on the list.

Paper Mario · « **Reply #41 on:** February 08, 2002, 04:35:29 PM »

Please Post GAME Problems that r on the list.

Dear God! Im flat!

smb allstars master · « **Reply #42 on:** February 08, 2002, 07:58:27 PM »

i know super mario world wasn't on the list, but what the heck! I dont wanna find them for myself, because that requires a little effort, so here's my question

I haven't played super mario world for the longest time, so i forgot where the red and blue switches are. I'd appreciate it if you could tell me this!

you really dont know, do you??

Paper Mario · « **Reply #43 on:** February 08, 2002, 08:04:24 PM »

I am sorry but i don't know

smb allstars master · « **Reply #44 on:** February 08, 2002, 08:06:09 PM »

no prob. thanks anywau though.

you really dont know, do you??

Paper Mario · « **Reply #45 on:** March 30, 2002, 08:22:57 AM »

On the list!!People POST!!!!!THERE ARE 2 ADDIOTINONS TO THE LIST!!

P.S.I know i can't spell...

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Mario-WE FOUNG YOU BILL GATES!!
Bill Gates-so what?
*Toad pushes a botton on a control pad*
Bowser,Wart and Tatanga appear*
Luigi-Now whatcha gunna do?
Bill Gates-Call my mommy!!
*Bowser,Wart,and Tatanga start killing B.G.
*Mario shoots Fie Ball at Mirror. Fireball bouces off into another room and explodes*
B.G.-NOOOO!!!U BROKE THE X-BOX MASHINE!!!!EVERY X-BOX BLEW UP NOW!!!
All exacpt B.G.:YES!!!!!
Mario:X-Box is A peice of Sh*t!!!
Game Show Host: YES!!u win!

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #46 on:** April 06, 2002, 06:29:57 PM »

On Kirby 64,
I heard Rumors that there is a Boss called o^2.
It must be pretty specal and I know it's Real.
Go too the enemy info page and if you got the right card it'll be there.
How do I battle it?

Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....

Paper Mario · « **Reply #47 on:** April 06, 2002, 07:00:48 PM »

i think you have to get all the crystals and get every card.

Paper Mario · « **Reply #48 on:** April 14, 2002, 05:27:53 PM »

COME ON!!!!!POST,POST,POST!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #49 on:** April 14, 2002, 05:44:45 PM »

I noticed Mario Kart 64 on the list...

Do YOU know how to go a 9.30 second lap on Yoshi Valley? It has been making me go insane for the last week! ARRRRRRRRRRGH

PS: I know how to go a 5.50 second lap in Frappe Snowland.... Heh heh heh

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Paper Mario · « **Reply #50 on:** April 20, 2002, 06:09:09 PM »

i didn't even know there was a way to do that......

Insane Steve · « **Reply #51 on:** April 20, 2002, 06:23:08 PM »

Ok, this is way off-topic, but can you post ALL your best laps and times in MK64? I wanna see if I am any good.

(oh, yea, someone in England did it. I STILL can't figure it out! But I can still go a 5.50 sec lap in Frappe Snowland, and a 1'48.86 on Sherbet Land.)

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #52 on:** May 15, 2002, 04:14:08 PM »

In Paper Mario,I can't find what I use the key in that water place in Bowser's castle!
I did open the door that lets you in the place where the toads let you sleep there though.
And Merlon Didn't make any sense.

Ash:
The Crazy Takes are comeing the crazy takes are comeing the crazy *Trips over*
Director:Soon...We Will Reveal...*Ash''s Pants fall down*
Mario:Ha ha ha ha!!!Mamma mia.
I need too get n one-a these shows...