Which staff member will wed first?

[MEGAߥTE]

I think it's hilarious that people assume Sapph will wed first.  They clearly don't know her (or really, any of the staff) that well...

[Insane Steve]

A lot of people are using the highly erroneous "Saph's the only girl on the staff so she'll OBVIOUSLY marry first" logic. Which, is fine if the staff could only marry amongst themselves, but that isn't the case.

[bobman37]

Um, yeah. Guess which gender gets married to girls? I'll give you a hint: They aren't girls.

[Sapphira]

So your dream is Sapphira marrying one of us. Well, it won't be me. Sorry if that crushes your dream.

I hope you meant HIS dream, not MINE. XD If not, w.t.d. x_X  Regardless, um... x_X

The logic that I'll marry first because I'm female is SO flawed.
If I (hypothetically) end up as the first to marry, that would seriously be surprising, weird, creepy, and freaky.

My ranking of who's most likely to marry first would be:
1) David
2) MegaByte
3) Chupperson
4) Sapphira
5) Lizard Dude
6) Deezer

Dunno about JJ, since I don't really even know him, so I didn't include him. Factors for those rankings include age, current situation, what individual has said, and just simply from knowing you guys.

[Lizard Dude]

Yes, HIS dream. I was clearly talking to DeadAwake.

When did I get so many votes!? I was practically the lowest last time I looked.

Deezer, let's marry each other to prove Sapph wrong.

that would seriously be surprising, weird, creepy, and freaky.

Aw, your future husband is cry. :(

[Sapphira]

 

Deezer, let's marry each other to prove Sapph wrong.

x_X I KNEW it!  And...
...

[MarlieMoo]

Hehe this topic is funny. :P

I don't really know them well enough, but I guess I'm gonna say David and Megabyte.

[Khold]

Deezer, what I think, is handsome. He's really funny and has a great personality. I also find musicians and artists very attracting. Deezer is HAWT to put into extremes. XD

No, just kidding. Deezer is so nice and caring, but I'm not saying he is the only staff who is nice. Sapph is really the only other one that I actually know, but I just think Deezer is a great guy.

Here's my reasons in a list:

Polite
Funny
Caring
Nice
Helpful
Never gets depressed
Fun
Can take a joke
Handsome
Great personality
Doesn't get angry, ticked off, or anything that I've seen
Intelligent
Socially smart

And I guess that's it. GO DEEZER!! ;D

[Insane Steve]

Awesome. I think four words in that list describe me, total.

Any chance at all that I EVER get hitched?

[Khold]

Well, why wouldn't you? Meeting your love is inevitable. Everybody will meet their love. It might not happen until you're 30. Mabey not even when you're 50, but you WILL meet somebody, I promise you that. :)

So keep your chin up, and don't doubt it. I trust you will, I.S.

[Deezer]

Khold's post just made my year. ;D

[Sapphira]

* Sapphira moves Deezer up to first in the order-list--with Khold as his bride. ;D

[Pt_Peach]

* Sapphira moves Deezer up to first in the order-list--with Khold as his bride. ;D

Hahahahahah!!! Please don't say that will happen :) *smiles very hard* Khold is gonna blush crimson when she see's this!

[Lizard Dude]

* Sapphira moves Deezer up to first in the order-list--with Khold as his bride. ;D

Seconded.

[Ultima Shadow]

THIRD'D