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Author Topic: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society  (Read 3626 times)

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« on: May 15, 2008, 06:02:14 PM »
Never will I forget the golden morning of November 1st, 2003, when a man entered our midst. He has been regarded as the greatest NBA player of all time, and I'm sure he was unaware that he would soon be regarded as the greatest TMK member as well. I am, of course, speaking of Michael Jordan. Whether he is the actual basketball star, we will never know, but we have been graced by the presence of a gentle, gentle man either way. Who could forget such favorites as:

Let's just say they're Hanes.

...or...

No, I'm Michael Jordan.

Folks, we can pretend to ignore his modesty, devilish looks, and enormous influence on our comparatively uncool lives, but he is truly too spectacular to do such a thing. Post all Michael Jordan appraisal and fan fiction here.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2008, 06:05:12 PM by Ambulance Y »
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 06:12:21 PM »
Ah yes, Michael Jordan. What a shame we'll never know who he really is.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 07:11:49 PM »


superior basketball star.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 07:27:17 PM »
On his worst day, Michael was a better foul shooter than that stiff pictured above will ever be.
Εὐθύνατε τὴν ὁδὸν Κυρίου

megamush

  • Infinite member error
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 07:38:34 PM »
when I first read the title I read it as "Michael Jackson"
What ever you do don't press Ctrl-W

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 07:48:56 PM »
Most do, I fear.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2008, 07:53:23 PM »
What's wrong with the king of pop?

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2008, 07:53:58 PM »
Much.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 09:14:43 PM »
Are you sure this is the real Michael Jordan? Just like the real Chuck Norris?

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2008, 10:11:14 PM »
I just now noticed he's holding a ham.
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missingno

  • ▄█ 'M ▓▒
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2008, 07:43:41 AM »
I'm hungry for ham now.
Ditto used Machop!

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2008, 10:42:54 AM »
I'm Michael Jordaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2008, 11:19:54 AM »
According to your username, you're the Kryptonians' red sun...
YOU'RE DOOMED!  Muahahaha!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

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