This article absolutely cannot be real. Although I loved the way it was written, so eloquent and complementary.
Good thread, here. I doubt its credence, but you did get me thinking a bit there.
Stupid Quotes: (9th edition)
AP U.S. History teacher: "Your groups may have no more than 3 people in them."
*About one second later*
Tom G. (Student in this class): "Can we have 4 people in a group?"