Wario's super power

[BP]

I'm going to be doing all of this.

One day, Wario was on his way from his house to McGreasies. Err... He was running extra fast at the thought of a big greasy burger with 16 patties. So he didn't even notice the notch in the road!
"Holy craaaaa- who put the rock in the way? I just washed this shirt a month ago!"
Then, floating down from a nearby tree...
"Ouch! A mini Goomba bit my freaking arm!"
Swallowing the mini goomba, he continued to McGreasies.

Later that day, Wario felt rather tired during the waddle home.
"Wario, you fatty! Where's the groceries?!"
"Um, I'm tired Waluigi. I'm-a go to sleep."

The next morning, Wario noticed that his view was blurry. He needed glasses!
"Huh? Glasses? Who's telling the story, I am NOT wearing glasses!"
And so Wario waddled to the glasses store and got the nerdiest pair he could find.
Of course, Waluigi laughed at Wario until he went unconcious.
"Shut up! Waaaaah! Huh? Eew!"
It felt like something wet and cold was stuck to his wrist. Pulling up his sleeve, he saw that there was what seemed to be string being produced from his wrist. He could shoot Italian noodles out of hist wrist!

To be continued.

[Ultima Shadow]

LOL... I can tell this'll be a great story!!

[PaperLuigi]

Whoa......Wario ate the goomba? Did I read that right?

[BP]

It was a mini goomba.

[Bigluigifan1.0]

This is some good stuff, but I wish someone would review my story. :'(

[BP]

Now Wario was walking around in town.
"Sir? Can you tell me where my house is?" Wario said.
"I think it's behind that building," said the random person.
"Thanks!"
Behind the building was a dumpster. A shady koopa and a dark koopa were pushing a toad against a wall.
"Give us your freaking money!" said the dark koopa.
"I don't have any money! I just got back from the bank!" cried the toad.
"Then give us your credit card information!" said the shady koopa.
"Hey! You leave him alone!" said Wario.
"What are you going to do about it, slob?" said the dark koopa.
"Take this!" shouted Wario and he blasted some spaghetti noodles at the koopas' eyes.
"Aaaah! I can't see!"
"The noodles were undercooked and I can't get them off!!!"
The koopas ran off screaming.
"Thanks, Wario!" said the toad, "Why did you save me?"
"Because," said Wario, "I want your money!"

So Wario got the toad to tell him the credit card numbers and he ran to the nearest ATM. But he's Wario, and
"Was it 342 or 324? Hmmm...."

On the way home he came to a big ol' wall.
"Halfway to go, I have to break through this brick wall!" said Wario. He bashed his head against the wall several times but couldn't break it.
"I wonder if I can climb this wall like the guy in the movie!" said Wario.
He raised his arms against the wall and the wall began to melt. He had B.O!
"This is the most terrible story that I couldn't read!" said Wario.
To be continued.

[Screech]

With any luck, this will catch on and people will start illustrating their stories!
Great job! Cute reference.

[MetalMario]

yay! noodle shootin wario!

[BP]

Wario was sitting in his filthy room thinking. Er... not really. But still.
"Hmmm." *blasts spaghetti at wall*
"Hmmm.." *raises arm and melts lamp*
"I must be some kind of super hero. I need a superhero name and a secret identity."
List:
Wario
Warui
Warioman
Noodleman!
Super Mario
Regis Philbin
John Griswold (inside joke w/ ViRUS)
Mr. Face
Wario

Circling Wario, he began to sketch his costume. Then he made it.

[Ambulance Y]

This thread is fullarious. Keep up the good work! Really shows us how dumb Wario really is.

[BP]

A couple of days later, Wario was on his way home from the Mushroom and Other Stuff Buffet when his bulbous stomach roared.
"Woah, I'm getting hungry. Better go get something to eat before I starve to death. You know what sounds good? The Mushroom and Other Stuff Buffet." So he turned around and ordered another buffet.
In about 1/2 an hour Wario ran out of food to eat.
"But it's all you can eat! I can eat more!" shouted Wario.
"Zere eez nossing left for vous to eat!" said Chef Torte. "I vant vous to leaf my restaurant right now! Get oot!"
Wario pulled the register out of the counter on the way through the exit.
"I'd better go put this stuff in the bank." said Wario. He ran (sort of) over to Koopa Kredit Union. The glass door was broken and everyone inside was screaming!
"Must be one of those open-door parties," said Wario. "THEY MIGHT HAVE FOOOOD!"
Running inside, he squished Toad. "Look...." said Toad, "A Chain... Chomp." He was obviously very confused.
"No party favors?! It's like this at EVERY party! Nothing but coins flying around and people running!"
"The green person's gone MAD!" shouted the receptionist, who was also pointlessly running around in a circle.
"Hmmm, who do I know that's green... Nope, can't think of anyone."
"Wahahaha!" laughed whoever that green villain was supposed to be.
"Wait, this seems familiar. You must be working for Bowser, right?" said Wario.
"No. I work for no one. You will one day meet your doom."
The green person ran away.
"Dang," said Wario, "Who was that guy?"

The next one will be the last.

[Hirocon]

:D

[PaperLuigi]

The next one will be the last.

Nooooooo! Please don't end this! It's great!

[BP]

Well, did you notice how long of a pause it was between the last one and this one? I'm running out of ideas. And one of the Story rules is don't make a bunch of stuff and not finish it. I guess this isn't THAT much stuff, but if I write something else (which is already unlikely) I'll have to come up with a better ending. I promise a bunch of images, though. I'm making them now.

[BP]

I decided to divide the end up into little pieces. Here it go:

Wario had no idea where the mysterious green person from the bank had gone. But that’s normal. So he turned on the TV, which was also normal. The news was on. They were talking about the bank robbery.
“Augh, boring!” said Wario and he changed the channel. Ah, here we go. Food Network! Waluigi! Come over here and watch for all the stuff you could cook for me.”
Meanwhile, on channel 22…
“No one in the entire Mushroom Kingdom knows who this man could be. He’s apparently never been famous in any way and has no fans.”
“Wait!” said a voice from the crowd, “It’s Luigi! My brother.”
“Who?”
“Luigi. I don’t know why Luigi did it, but he robbed the bank,” said Mario.
“Well we’re gonna have to kill him; he indirectly caused this toad to get severe brain damage. Let’s see what he has to say now:”
“Look!” said Toad, “A Chain Chomp!”
“You can’t kill him!” said Mario. “He’s one of the legendary Mario Bros.! You know, the ones that always go and save Peach from Bowser?”
“We asked Peach already,” said the newstoad. “Here’s some almost real footage:”
“So, Peach. Do you know who this mysterious green figure is?”
“I can’t say I’ve met him.”
“But she’s retarded!” cried Mario. “You’ve played Super Mario Sunshine I’m sure!”
“I have,” said the newstoad, “And it was about you rescuing Peach from Bowser. This green person wasn’t in the game.”
“Ugh! Just don’t kill him, please!” said Mario. Then he left. Who knows where he went, because he wasn’t on the TV anymore.

More coming... as soon as I write it.

Edit: I really like the News image. The little icon in the corner... I think I did a good job on it.

[Ambulance Y]

Great! I love it! ;D The news picture added a few extra laughs, too.

[BP]

How long ago did I write this? Ah well.

Mario went home to figure out how to stop Luigi’s spontaneous rampage.
(2 hours later)
“I’m hungry. Ooh! A leftover lasagna!”
So Mario was distracted for the rest of the story. Meanwhile, Wario was at home, putting on his costume.
“Argh, is it me or have I put on a few pounds since yesterday?”
Meanwhile, Luigi had stolen a P-Wing from Toad and flew to the top of Peach’s Castle! The whole Mushroom Kingdom was gathered in front in an angry mob with torches and everything as if Luigi were King Kong. He had a huge sack of money with him.
“Who is that?”
“I wish I could fly.”
“Look out for chain chomps.”
Wario arrived shortly and drew attention to himself. “Attention, mushroom… things. I am Wario, also known as Wario. I’m here to…” and then a coin flew out of the sky and hit his head.
“It’s raining money!” said a toad, as Luigi was throwing it off the castle for no real reason.
“Yay, now I can actually go Christmas and grocery shopping!”
“It’s a miracle!”
So Luigi was forgiven for his random acts of violence and Wario was ignored. The end.