How long ago did I write this? Ah well.
Mario went home to figure out how to stop Luigi’s spontaneous rampage.
(2 hours later)
“I’m hungry. Ooh! A leftover lasagna!”
So Mario was distracted for the rest of the story. Meanwhile, Wario was at home, putting on his costume.
“Argh, is it me or have I put on a few pounds since yesterday?”
Meanwhile, Luigi had stolen a P-Wing from Toad and flew to the top of Peach’s Castle! The whole Mushroom Kingdom was gathered in front in an angry
mob with torches and everything as if Luigi were King Kong. He had a huge sack of money with him.
“Who
is that?”
“I wish I could fly.”
“Look out for chain chomps.”
Wario arrived shortly and drew attention to himself. “Attention, mushroom… things. I am Wario, also known as Wario. I’m here to…” and then a coin flew out of the sky and hit his head.
“It’s raining money!” said a toad, as Luigi was throwing it off the castle for no real reason.
“Yay, now I can
actually go Christmas and grocery shopping!”
“It’s a miracle!”
So Luigi was forgiven for his random acts of violence and Wario was ignored. The end.
