Never-Ending Story - You decide what happens...as per usual

[Matty_G33]

Suddenly, Jman came in, wearing a super hero costume with a big J on it. He punched Ken Kutagari in the face, who just then got knocked the [bleep!] out! Jman used Heat Vision to trace a circle around his victim, who just fell three stories high, and died.

[Glorb]

Crazy Glorb looked at Ken's body, aghast. "I shall avenge thee!" he screamed. Suddenly, Kutagari woke up. "Weren't you just trashing this place earlier?" Glorb folded his arms. "Well, it looks like someone doesn't want to be avenged. I'll just go on my way and avenge someone else." Glorbed walked into the sunset, ready to begin a new adventure...

[Matty_G33]

...called Super Glorb World! On this adventure, he finds many more friends and enimies, and finds the meaning of life! But at the moment, Deezer has to use his 36k Modem to update TMK...and Mario is not paitent at all...

[Masher101]

And saddly, like always, Glorb got sued millions of times by Nintendo.

[Jman]

Mr. T pitied the fool, and we all went on with the story.  Fred and I had a long, drawn out discussion about his TV show and a possible reunion movie that I could host.  Then, Bowser showed up.  He was beating up a goomba for repeatedly asking the question, "How do you type with boxing gloves on?"

[Masher101]

Bowser soon shoved a giant spoon into the Goomba's mouth, this made hin throw up and gag.

[Jman]

Mario than shuddered.  "Oh my gosh!  An anorexic goomba!"

[Masher101]

Mario then exploded randomly... He didn't follow the rules of Goombas...

[tehxboxdudezor]

The goomba, shocked by this, eats until it gets obese, and then goes to macdonalds and orders...