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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: January 02, 2004, 02:35:57 AM »

If were doing random doodles....



Me!! Brought to you by extreme bordom!!

Yes, I really look something like that. My ears may not be as big, but you get the idea..
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Bunny!!>

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

Edited by - Dairy King on 1/2/2004 12:42:31 AM

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General Chat / Re: Happy New Year Everyone!

« on: January 02, 2004, 02:27:09 AM »

Yes, Happy New Year!

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

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General Chat / Re: Sapphira's 4000th Post Spectacular!

« on: January 02, 2004, 12:57:15 AM »

Oh, by the way, you're welcome.

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

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General Chat / Re: Sapphira's 4000th Post Spectacular!

« on: January 02, 2004, 12:48:05 AM »

Post some more on your fanfic and I'll give you some Yoshi ones. I know you like Yoshi...Heh heh heh..

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

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General Chat / Re: Three words to describe you...

« on: January 01, 2004, 08:34:00 PM »

Artist- See TMK's art section.
Sarcastic- Yeah. That's me!
Lazy- You saw these descriptions!

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: January 01, 2004, 08:26:16 PM »

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! I feel so loved! ^_^


...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

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Fan Creations / Re: The Super Mario Saga

« on: January 01, 2004, 08:10:16 PM »

Chapter 10 - Full Scale Invasion
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"Well," Mario asked, "are you guys ready to go?"

Toad and Luigi had finished unchaining the others and nodded.

"Let's go, Mario!"

They began to walk away. As they did, the group of prisoners followed.

"Woah, people. We don't want endanger anyone."

The elderly man stepped to the front of the group.

"We couldn't begin to thank you enough for freeing us. So we're gonna help you."

"Your help is appreciated," Luigi said, "but we don't have anything to fight with!"

"Oh, but we do! Follow me."

They were led to a huge mountain, with no visible entrance.

"OK..." Mario started "And just what do we do with a mountain..?"

"Watch." The old man said, "You two, come here."

Two young men stepped forward.

"Push here."

They pushed and a great section of the mountain moved in, revealing a cave. Inside were dozens of rows of tanks, artilary, and transports.

"I see..." Luigi said, "An emergency back-up, perhaps?"

Mushroomites loaded into the vehicles. Mario and Luigi boarded a transport, for they knew not how to drive a tank. They rolled out a back exit, and were just a few miles from Bowsers castle. As they approached the Koopa Fortress, a voice on the radio called out to them.

"Mushrooms! Ready.. Aim.."

They waited for the signal to fire.

"Fire!!"

The artilary cannons boomed. Cannon balls soared into the higher sections of the black castle. Large section fell, crushing Koopas, or falling into the lava filled moat.

"Hit 'em hard!!"

Koopa tanks began rolling towards the artilary. One fired destroying a cannon. Mushroom tanks swarmed the Koopas, destroying each one. By now, the top part of the castle was dust.

"C'mon Luigi! Time to preform a rescue operation!"

The brothers grabbed a fire flower each and made their way to the castle entrance...

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Hope you like this. The next one doesn't feature as much of the Mushroomites, as Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad travel to Subcon!


...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

Edited by - Dairy King on 1/2/2004 10:15:40 AM

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General Chat / Re: Sapphira's 4000th Post Spectacular!

« on: January 01, 2004, 07:19:35 PM »

I think the picture pretty much sums up all that I have to say right now.

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

Edited by - Dairy King on 1/1/2004 5:30:42 PM

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Mario Chat / Re: Fav M&LSS Cameos *Warning M&L Spoilers*

« on: December 31, 2003, 12:11:53 PM »

I, personally, enjoyed the Mario and Luigi advertisement at the Yoshi Theatre. They make a cameo in their own game!

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

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Fan Creations / Re: The Super Mario Saga

« on: December 30, 2003, 03:29:41 PM »

Chatper 9 - Super Mario
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The Koopas slowly backed away.

"I wonder..."

Mario held his hand out. A great ball of fire lept from his palm, and bounced along the ground. The koopas fearfully began to flee. Mario lobbed a fireball into a crowd of Koopas. Upon impact, it exploded and sent Koopas flying. Shells littered the ground, smoldering. The remaining Koopas fled as fast as their feet could carry them, toward Bowser's Castle.

"Let's trail 'em!"

Toad shook his head.

"Are you crazy? We'll never be able to sneak into any of Bowser's fortresses, let alone his own home!"

"Guys," Luigi piped in, "Shouldn't we help the other prisoners?"

"Oh, yeah! I'd forgotten about them! Where are the keys?"

A small, elderly man stepped forward.

"We can't begin to thank you for what you've done."

"It's nothing, really!"

Mario, Luigi and Toad went to work, unchaining prisoners. By now, the Koopas had fled far away.

As they approached the castle, two gaurds stopped them. After they confirmed what business they had with Bowser, the gaurds let them pass. They were quickly pushed into Bowser's throne room, where the king waited.

"Welcome back, and congratulations, General." Bowser said, "I trust the prisoners are in their cells as we speak. It sounded like an awfull lot of people to let go to waste."

The General gulped at these words.

"Your highness... About the prisoners.."

Another troopa broke in.

"You shoulda seen it sire! This fat little guy grabbed a fire flower, and absorbed it's powers!! Then he started chuckin' fireballs at us!! It was scary, but kinda cool!"

Bowser glared at the remaining troopas.

"The 40 some troops I sent couldn't contain one fat little man?!"

"King Bowser, sire, he.. he also had this.. awesome jumping ability.. And there was another one, dressed just like him.."

Bowser grabbed the General by his throat.

"Bring them to me. I need to see this, first hand. And if you can't, pray that they kill you, because I WILL!!

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My my, it's been a little while, hasn't it?



...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

Edited by - Dairy King on 1/2/2004 10:13:21 AM

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General Chat / Re: Your "Pet Peeves"

« on: December 30, 2003, 02:49:33 PM »

People with no sense of humor

People who say Mario is better than Luigi (They're equal! Leave it at that!)

Spammers

Sneezes that don't come all the way out

Sega's old campaign slogan:"Sega got what Nintendon't." Heh.. Look at 'em now. Forced to be a third party publisher.

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

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General Chat / Re: What did you get for Christmas?

« on: December 29, 2003, 09:58:02 PM »

For Christmas I got:

A copy of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
A copy of Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
A Flame GBASP
A 1-up T-shirt
2 Mario puzzles(Super Mario Sunshine Themed)
A Scanner
A NES Controller Keychain
My two front teeth
and about $85 worth of Christmas loot. Soooooo....
I bought with the $85 of Christmas loot:

A "Don't Make Me Go Zelda On You" T-Shirt
A "Trigun Spicy Stewed Donut" CD (Which I highly recommend you do, too!)
A Mega Man(Classic) Action Figure, who is currently pointing his arm cannon at me. And there you have it!

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

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Mario Chat / Re: User Created Mario Games

« on: December 29, 2003, 06:10:03 PM »

Try right-clicking then choose "Save Target as".

Chup, I'm using a program called Game Maker. A fairly simple thing to work with, but you can make some seriously complex games with it. You can download some of them here.

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

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Mario Chat / Re: You're first Mario game

« on: December 28, 2003, 09:57:57 PM »

Heh, my first Mario Game just happened to be.... You guessed it! Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt! Sadly, my Light Zapper, SMB/DH, and TMNT II were all ruined in a freak accident while my sister was babysitting some small children. I'd rather not go into detail.

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: December 28, 2003, 09:12:28 PM »

May I ask why? This is a tad creepy...

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"