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Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #90 on: August 03, 2002, 09:36:21 PM »
I want the 8th Black Russian.

The sequel to the 7th Black Russian. *burp*

No Chupperson, I am not drunk yet.

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What? Someone made a really dumb comment? This looks like a job for...

CYNICMAN!!!!!

That''s right! CynicMan, protector of tactlessness, enforcer of raw, abusive sarcasm!

Cynicman: What kind of introduction is THAT? It''s not even a sentence!
~I.S.~

Funky Fungus 101

« Reply #91 on: August 03, 2002, 11:19:36 PM »
This looks like a jolly place, perhaps I'll wet my whistle.

I just made love to a golf bag, how was your day?
I just peed out my upstairs bedroom window, how was your day?

Super Mario 123187

« Reply #92 on: August 03, 2002, 11:26:41 PM »
Hello there! Bartender! Give me a Hard Lemonade please? While I am waiting for my drink perhaps I will eat some icecubes. Ah ha! This looks like a good place!
*starts licking frozen CashCrazed*
Uhhll, Baltendah? I theink myl toung isl sstut to thisss gialnt ilcecube! Maly I hall a culp of hotl water? Plwees?


It''s the same only different!
He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!

Funky Fungus 101

« Reply #93 on: August 03, 2002, 11:42:34 PM »
Don't worry I'll help!
*Rips open shirt to the sound of trumpet fanfare only to relize he is not a super hero but a flabby waste of space( fanfare subside in a comical fashion)*
Oh yeah, I forgot about my lack of super powers but I can still help!
*Grabs a buttload of SM's hair and starts to pull. Sm's tounge stretches in a comical cartoonish fashion( ripping noises ) and SM's tounge is pulled free*
Whew! That was fun. Bartender, a bottle of your finest, highest proof, cheapest bottle please.  *Bartender slides a bottle of stuff*
Ahh, Bob the Bum's Paper Bag Booze!
*slugs down entire bottle, then becomes wiggy
I I love love double double chex chex, better better than the rest rest*passes out*


I just peed out my upstairs bedroom window, how was your day?
I just peed out my upstairs bedroom window, how was your day?

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #94 on: August 04, 2002, 10:53:57 PM »
Well, I think I'll be going now. Unless a certain psycho who arrived about 24 hours ago settles down...

I decided to go hire a signature... but he charged too much, so I fired him. Yeah, him.
That was a joke.

Yoshi Girl

« Reply #95 on: August 05, 2002, 01:11:42 PM »
(Gives out the Super Soda and the 8th Black Russian and the lemonade without ice for fear he might get his toung stuck on the ice again.)

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #96 on: August 05, 2002, 06:15:31 PM »
*glug glug glug*
Mmmm! Fizzy!
Brrr, what are we doing sitting in the freezer?

I decided to go hire a signature... but he charged too much, so I fired him. Yeah, him.
That was a joke.

Super Mario 123187

« Reply #97 on: August 05, 2002, 07:28:39 PM »
Mmmm....Lemonade....hey Bartender! Could I get some ice for this? Well, I guess I'll be throwing another topic on the table! Mario's New look: Should Nintendo have chanded what Mario looks like? I think that the detail in SSBM is as far as they need to go!

It''s the same only different!

Edited by - Super Mario 123187 on 8/5/2002 6:29:51 PM
He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!

CashCrazed

« Reply #98 on: August 05, 2002, 08:30:10 PM »
(wakes up in 2050 from being thawed)Where am I?
(sees holographic projection being made into matter)Or WHEN?
What? 2050? Oh, so that explains that 1024-bit system over there. It's called the Microsoft Zbox? Then why do I see a MARIO game in it?
Huh? Oh, Miyamoto's dead? WHAT!? MICROSOFT BOUGHT NINTENDO!? OH, GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MARIO'S HAT EVEN HAS THE WINDOWS LOGO ON IT INSTEAD OF THE "M" NOW! NO, PLEEEEEEEEEASE, TAKE ME BACK TO 2002!!!
What? Oh, the time machine is right up there? Okie-dokie!

(enters 2002 from a portal, finds himself outside the bar)
Ohhhhhh, I need a beer after all that!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 8/5/2002 7:36:03 PM

"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

The Big Boo

« Reply #99 on: August 05, 2002, 08:37:12 PM »
Personally, I kinda like the way Mario looks in Sunshine. But Mario does look good in Melee. Ah well, it's not the graphics that matters, it's the gameplay.

King Boo isn't dead! He will return...

CashCrazed

« Reply #100 on: August 05, 2002, 08:40:38 PM »
Wow, the 100th post on the Mario Bar! How did it ever do so well?




Edited by - CashCrazed on 8/5/2002 7:42:53 PM

"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

CashCrazed

« Reply #101 on: August 05, 2002, 08:40:45 PM »
Wow, the 100th post on the Mario Bar! How did it ever do so well?




Edited by - CashCrazed on 8/5/2002 7:42:14 PM

"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Super Mario 123187

« Reply #102 on: August 05, 2002, 08:46:17 PM »
*Gulp Gulp Gulp*
Ahhhh..... HOo yeah! I still need Ice..... Mario's hat is cool. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.... Hey, whats this?
*Takes the bottle of Bob the Bum's Paper Bag Booze from wasted Funky Fungus 101*
Hmmmmmmmmm........ I heard this stuff hurts your liver. Oh well.
*Tosses bottle into garbage can.*


It''s the same only different!
He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #103 on: August 05, 2002, 08:54:22 PM »
*Downs B.R. #8.*

Well, I am too lazy to check the past conversation, so I have nothing to say.

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What? Someone made a really dumb comment? This looks like a job for...

CYNICMAN!!!!!

That''s right! CynicMan, protector of tactlessness, enforcer of raw, abusive sarcasm!

Cynicman: What kind of introduction is THAT? It''s not even a sentence!
~I.S.~

Super Mario 123187

« Reply #104 on: August 05, 2002, 09:07:27 PM »
It was something about Mario's clothes. What do you think of them?
He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!
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