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Author Topic: Ways to know you're playing Gamecube too much  (Read 10390 times)

« on: May 24, 2003, 12:11:04 PM »
The point of this topic is to list humorous ways to know you're playing Gamecube too much.

I'll start

-You have the GCN logo totooed in your forehead.

The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box

Sapphira

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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2003, 12:16:08 PM »
You start talking to the characters (while you're playing, while you're not...it doesn't matter.)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Jman

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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2003, 12:28:55 PM »
You start daydreaming, then you get up and start jumping and punching like Mario and characters in other games.

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2003, 12:33:37 PM »
You have a GCN in every room of your house. Even those that don't have a TV in it.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira

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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2003, 12:34:25 PM »
You spend all your waking moments, when not actually PLAYING GameCube, on a Nintendo-related Message Board...oh wait...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2003, 12:40:35 PM »
Your girlfriend thinks that you're cheating on her with a girl named Samus.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira

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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2003, 12:45:54 PM »
You actually ARE cheating on your girlfriend with a girl named Samus.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2003, 12:50:26 PM »
You never enlist the services of a plumber, unless his name is Mario.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira

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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2003, 12:53:33 PM »
Or Luigi
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2003, 12:55:49 PM »
The British Government asked you to help save their princess.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira

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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2003, 01:01:24 PM »
But some guy with a turban-like thing on his head said the princess was in another castle.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Luigison

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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2003, 01:03:49 PM »
All you think about at school/work is what you are going to do in a GCN game when you get home.

You mime playing with the GCN controller when the GCN isn't even turned on or even when you are miles away from it.

You buy another GCN so that you can play in different places without having to move the console.

You buy Player's Guide for games (some for games you don't even have) so that you can read about GCN games when you can't play.

All you use your computer for is to lookup or talk about GCN info.

You take the handle of the GCN so it will more easily fit in your backpack.

You have two TVs in the room you play GCN.  One for the GCN and the other for the GBA.

You buy a LCD screen and DC adapter so you can use your GCN on the road.

You see a new game online for half the price at your retail store, but buy it for full price so you can have it NOW.

You try to hook your cell phone into the GCN.

You try to figure out how Nintendo codes the GCN disc so you can copy or play them on your PC.

You sell your (insert name of item here) because you need more room for your GCN games.

You go to a movie and all you can think about is what a GCN game based on it would be like.

You hold meetings at school/work on how to convert PS2 and Xbox owner to the GCN.

You post dozens of "Ways to know you're playing Gamecube too much" in a forum.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2003, 01:04:08 PM »
You think that your water gun can talk.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2003, 01:06:51 PM »
You have two GCNs and two TV's so that you can play games on one while the other is loading.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira

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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2003, 01:13:05 PM »
Whenever someone dies in a movie, you scream, "GAME OVER!"
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

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