I refuse to believe in newbies! There are not newbies! Only members that happen to have been here for a shorter period of time!
And yes, it is ironic that when I first joined, my thread was called "I'm a newbie" but back then I didn't know any better, and I know it's ironic, so you don't need to bother pointing that out.
I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.