The Pointless Topic!

[Glorb]

Suddenly, a formless shape appears out of nowhere. Upon closer examination, it's Glorb, the lovable town drunk!

Glorb has now joined your party!

A totally awesomical fight happens, but being as how this is text-only, Glorb and The Annoyance instead have a thoughtful debate on the pros and cons of putting one's butt on someone.

[Robert]

Y'know, this RP thing kinda reminds me off the storys and battles I used to write in the Pointless topic about my battles with my evil robotic brother Bobby. Does anyone here remember that?

Anyway,

Robert has joined your party!

Why Glorb has a thoughtful debate with the annoyence, Robert sneaks by, and challenges Count Bleck to an epic battle of Rock-Paper-Scissors, best 151 out of 301. This'll take a while...

[Masher101]

Three weeks later, Count Bleck won, and now Robert has been mind controled... To become... Fobert! "Fobert?" Glorb mumbled. "NOOOOOO!!!" yelled Glorb randomly.

[Glorb]

As Glorb continues screaming, a potato falls off a nearby potato truck.

A potato has joined your party!

The potato sits around, idly. "Well," he says in a baritone voice, "Where's the party? There's no drinks, no music." Fobert leans down to talk to the potato. "It's not that kind of party." The potato sighs, grabs his suitcase and puts on a brown hat. "Well, I guess I'll be leaving then. Thanks, guys."

The potato walks into the sunset as Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again" plays.

Glorb yawns. "What was all that about?"

[Mr. Wiggles]

It's just another typical day in The Pointless Topic!. The birds are buzzing, the bees are chirping and you're having a good time. All of a sudden, a note floats down from the sky. A voice whispers in your ear, telling you to read it. You read it. It says:

"Greetings, forumgoers!

Your friend Jess, aka GiftedGirl, has been captured... by Count Bleck!

If you want her back, you'll have to come get her at Castle Bleck. Like that'll ever happen.

BLEH HEH HEH HEH BLECK!

With much love,

Count Bleck"

Shocked(and slightly disturbed that Count Bleck would use the closing "with much love"), you relay this message to everyone else at The Pointless Topic!. So... do you want to rescue Jess from Count Bleck? Will you form a rescue party to save your fellow forumer? Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your-- woops, sorry. ^^;

First thing I wanna know is why birds and bees are on the internet.

A rescue is out of the question, because that means I'd actually have to leave the house or actually do some good which just isn't me. So, in my place, I send my spiteful Pachirisu.

[Robert]

Fobert, now on Count Bleck's side, uses the his laser eye beams on Glorb, which turns him into Blorb.

[Masher101]

Blorb and Fobert attack Masher101 with evilness. But Masher101 uses his awsome psycic powers to fend them off. (Read Mario: The Evil Bread)

[Glorb]

(Oh, right. The psychic stuff. I forgot. Well, at least someone remembers TEB)

Blorb, using his, erm...evilness, does some really nasty stuff. Like, totally mean. Masher101 reels back from pain, but sees a nearby paper clip.


Do you want Masher101 to:

a) Throw the paper clip at Blorb, disabling him
b) Wait until he finds a rubber band to make some cool MacGuyver-esque contraption

[The Chef]

I choose number a.

>Blorb was disabled!

Suddenly, what appeared to be a fancy spatula was flung at Fobert from afar. Everyone looked up...

>The Chef has joined the battle!
>The Chef casts COOK!
>2000 damage to Fobert!

Fobert then countered this by....

[Glorb]

This is unrelated to Fungi Forums Adventures: Legend of the Golden Somethingorother, but is great nonetheless. I was playing Bully, and the midget at the carnival dunk tank game suddenly said the phrase "Hey buckwheat, take a flying crap!"

You may now continue.

[Masher101]

Uhm... okay

Flobert countered by TAKING OFF THE CHEF'S HAT which made him become "The" this made him have 1 health and 40 attack points, WHAT DO YE DO NOW?

[SushieBoy]

I went to a birthday party lately, and they had shrimp kabobs! That made me remember Hyrulian and "Fungi High" I wonder if he will come back...

[GiftedGirl]

As the battle takes place, the wedding ceremony is being prepared at Castle Bleck. GiftedGirl is forced into the ugliest frilly wedding dress she has ever seen. She hates frills in abundance. Afterwards, The Annoyance wolf-whistles at GiftedGirl when he sees her in the dress. GiftedGirl resists the urge to punch him in the nose. Instead, she calmly raises her middle finger at him and walks away. Of course, she doesn't get too far before Count Bleck's minions catch her, escorting her back to her room. The wedding will soon take place.

GiftedGirl weeps on the pillow in her dark room, waiting for rescue with major impatience.

[Robert]

Fobert decided to forget the stupid turn-based combat and use his own methods of cheating. He chained Chef's feet and hands to the ground and planted bombs all over the room. The bombs were set to explode in 60 seconds. "I'd love to stay and chat," began Fobert, "but I got a wedding to catch! Mwa ha ha!"

With that, Fobert leaped through the window and ran to the chapel where GG and Count Bleck were getting married.

[Jman]

You are thy dungeonman.  You...wait, that's a whole different topic.