Author Topic: The Pointless Topic! (Read 2499040 times)

Masher101 · « **Reply #5115 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:12:47 PM »

All of the sudden, like... a million X-Nauts apeared from behind them. Led by non other than...

Fobert!?

Robert · « **Reply #5116 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:52:39 PM »

"Yes" spoke Fobert, "it is I, the great Fobert!"

"Well duh." said the Chef, "not only did the narrator say that it was Fobert who led the army of X-Nauts, but who else has a large "F" sticker on their forehead?"

"Well, yeah. BUT! In a startling plot twist that not even the likes of M. Night Shamalan could think of, I am not actually Fobert..."

Fobert removed the "F" sticker from his forehead. He continued, "But I'm actually Robert!"

Everyone was in shock, including the X-Nauts. Fobert was actually Robert? What a twist! They were so much in shock, that they couldn't move. Robert used this time to grab Masher101. Robert whispered in Masher's ear, "The great overlord Grodus requires you now for his master plan."

Robert lifted Masher into his arms and ran to the throne room. He sealed all the exits, leaving the party that came to save Masher alone to fight the X-Nauts. Now that both parties could move again, it was going to be one heck of a fight.

(I got a plan for the what happens to Masher, and I don't want anyone to make up their own. Got it?)

Marisa · « **Reply #5117 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:35:54 PM »

AND THEN SUDDENLY, CATGIRLS

THOUSANDS OF THEM

RAINED FROM THE SKY

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #5118 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:38:53 PM »

Uhh.........no.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #5119 on:** May 17, 2007, 05:05:02 PM »

"Oh, geez," GiftedGirl muttered, "I didn't even bring my hoverskates with me."

"Hoverskates wouldn't do much good, anyway," The Chef exclaimed, "they're closing in on us! Let's attack!" He whipped out his silver spatula and...

Masher101 · « **Reply #5120 on:** May 17, 2007, 05:43:08 PM »

Sliced up several X-Nauts and put them onto... A KABOB! (Or however you spell it.) "X-Naut Kabob, anybody?" Said TheChef. "Uh, later." Said GiftedGirl, as she did the matrix. (WTD?!)

Jman · « **Reply #5121 on:** May 18, 2007, 10:25:50 PM »

And the Pointless topic had suddenly become an ongoing story.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #5122 on:** May 18, 2007, 10:33:54 PM »

Finally someone says something! You turned the pointless topic into something that is some sort of "A Mario Story" thread, why don'tcha rename the thread while your at it? You've been at this so called quest for the last ten pages.

Area 64 · « **Reply #5123 on:** May 18, 2007, 10:56:15 PM »

Thnk goodness! I can finally post here again!

Glorb · « **Reply #5124 on:** May 19, 2007, 09:04:03 AM »

Just then, the universe exploded and everyone died. The end. Roll credits. Matthew Mroderick asks people why they're still here. The end.

Can you guess what I'm eating? Garlic pretzels.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #5125 on:** May 19, 2007, 09:43:32 AM »

Garlic Pretzels? Do I win?

Glorb · « **Reply #5126 on:** May 19, 2007, 10:16:59 AM »

Yes! How'd you know? However, since I just noticed I misspelled "Broderick", no prize for you.

The Chef · « **Reply #5127 on:** May 19, 2007, 10:57:10 AM »

Isn't the B key two away from M? How did you make a mistake like that?

Glorb · « **Reply #5128 on:** May 19, 2007, 11:45:34 AM »

Y have fo ikea.

Area 64 · « **Reply #5129 on:** May 19, 2007, 12:00:38 PM »

Heh, heh... Ikea...

"If you feel sorry for this lamp, that because you crazy! It have no feelings! The new one is much better!"