Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 560281 times)

Masher101 · « **Reply #2505 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:49:41 PM »

But wins. His reward is his body, plus invincablity

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2506 on:** May 05, 2007, 10:50:26 PM »

A blind squirrel mistakes the reward for nuts, stuffs them in his cheeks, and runs away looking all cute and puffy-faced.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2507 on:** May 06, 2007, 07:58:00 AM »

The now invincible blind squirrel's powers are.............um, taken away by..............Yoshi, who recieved the powers when he ate the squirrel.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2508 on:** May 06, 2007, 10:51:44 AM »

Yoshi goes to counseling for gender discrepancy issues and reemerges as Yoshetta.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2509 on:** May 06, 2007, 05:03:41 PM »

Yoshetta scares the crap out of everybody, so someone shoots Yoshetta with a water pistol.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2510 on:** May 06, 2007, 07:19:06 PM »

Water Pistol is taken up by the teacher. :'(

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2511 on:** May 06, 2007, 10:58:23 PM »

Most teachers are actually witches, so the water drops on the pistol melt her.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2512 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:22:40 PM »

She comes back as SUPATEACHA! Hiyaaaaaa!!!

Suffix · « **Reply #2513 on:** May 07, 2007, 03:31:54 PM »

SUPATEACHA's powers are lost when she is exposed to the mineral Rattafeccasite!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2514 on:** May 08, 2007, 06:14:36 AM »

Rattafeccasite destroyed by Superman.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2515 on:** May 08, 2007, 02:59:05 PM »

Superman is pushed over by a bunny and dies.

Suffix · « **Reply #2516 on:** May 08, 2007, 06:34:29 PM »

None other than the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch blows the rabbit into tiny bits.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2517 on:** May 09, 2007, 05:33:34 PM »

The tiny bunny bits are made into sandwiches. Kindergarteners eat the sandwiches for snack time, and the bunny's soul takes over their bodies--reborn.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2518 on:** May 09, 2007, 05:35:04 PM »

Bunny souls and kids are killed by a giant steamroller of doom.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2519 on:** May 09, 2007, 05:39:52 PM »

The Steamroller of Doom falls in battle to the Galactic Zamboni.