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« Reply #2550 on: May 14, 2007, 10:24:42 PM »
Science replaces Jesus in the popularity polls.  In other news:  pocket protectors are in.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

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« Reply #2551 on: May 14, 2007, 10:58:49 PM »
Pocket protectors are in... a vat full of boiling tar!

« Reply #2552 on: May 15, 2007, 07:00:47 AM »
The tar becomes taffy, dunno how... it just does.
Wheee...

« Reply #2553 on: May 16, 2007, 06:46:13 PM »
Professor Pester steals the taffy. "VICTORY IS MINE!"
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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« Reply #2554 on: May 16, 2007, 09:09:03 PM »
Pete Perturbing steals Professor Pester's chair just as he tries to sit down.

« Reply #2555 on: May 17, 2007, 06:32:37 AM »
The chair turns into a man eating snake, and eats Pete Perturbing. To death.
Wheee...

« Reply #2556 on: May 17, 2007, 03:12:22 PM »
The man eating snake instead decides to finish off the meal with some armadillo in cream sauce.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

« Reply #2557 on: May 17, 2007, 03:13:44 PM »
The armadillo comes alive and walks away, angry that he was about to be eatten by a snake.
Wheee...

« Reply #2558 on: May 22, 2007, 06:37:37 PM »
Armadillo goes to counselling and becomes less angry.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2559 on: May 23, 2007, 04:21:02 PM »
WHACK! That was the anvil that landed on the armadillo's head, making him even angrier.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #2560 on: May 23, 2007, 07:08:06 PM »
Anvil is scolded by his mother for being late to dinner.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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« Reply #2561 on: May 24, 2007, 04:34:46 PM »
Anvil's mother is yelled at by her husband, Henry because she didn't crush the right astronaut.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

« Reply #2562 on: May 24, 2007, 04:48:35 PM »
Henry is smashed by his neighbor Larry the Hammer.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2563 on: May 24, 2007, 07:09:39 PM »
Larry the hammer, meet Lester the Hammer Bro. *fling*
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #2564 on: May 24, 2007, 07:24:30 PM »
Lester is stomped by Mario. Haha, just kidding, it was Luigi!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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