I decided to divide the end up into little pieces. Here it go:
Wario had no idea where the mysterious green person from the bank had gone. But that’s normal. So he turned on the TV, which was also normal. The
news was on. They were talking about the bank robbery.
“Augh, boring!” said Wario and he changed the channel. Ah, here we go. Food Network! Waluigi! Come over here and watch for all the stuff you could cook for me.”
Meanwhile, on channel 22…
“No one in the entire Mushroom Kingdom knows who this man could be. He’s apparently never been famous in any way and has no fans.”
“Wait!” said a voice from the crowd, “It’s Luigi! My brother.”
“Who?”
“Luigi. I don’t know why Luigi did it, but he robbed the bank,” said Mario.
“Well we’re gonna have to kill him; he indirectly caused this toad to get severe brain damage. Let’s see what
he has to say now:”
“Look!” said Toad, “A Chain Chomp!”
“You can’t kill him!” said Mario. “He’s one of the legendary Mario Bros.! You know, the ones that always go and save Peach from Bowser?”
“We asked Peach already,” said the newstoad. “Here’s some almost real footage:”
“So, Peach. Do you know who this mysterious green figure is?”
“I can’t say I’ve met him.”
“But she’s retarded!” cried Mario. “You’ve played Super Mario Sunshine I’m sure!”
“I have,” said the newstoad, “And it was about
you rescuing Peach from Bowser. This green person wasn’t in the game.”
“Ugh! Just don’t kill him, please!” said Mario. Then he left. Who knows where he went, because he wasn’t on the TV anymore.
More coming... as soon as I write it.
Edit: I really like the News image. The little icon in the corner... I think I did a good job on it.