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« Reply #2295 on: January 21, 2009, 05:53:02 PM »
But then, Mario is caught sleeping on the job and is fired by Wart (the mattress store owner).
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« Reply #2296 on: January 21, 2009, 05:59:38 PM »
Wario saw that Mario was down on his luck due to his brother's huge boost in fame, so he offered him a job at a local McDonald's (where he was the assistant manager); unfortunately, Wario ate all of the burgers and got the both of them fired.
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« Reply #2297 on: January 21, 2009, 08:10:48 PM »
So Wario and Mario went on the road together, looking for work and a life of prosperity, thus beginning "Mario & Wario 2: Partners in Poverty"

« Reply #2298 on: January 21, 2009, 11:50:29 PM »
The next day, Wario was digging with his big mouth and chipped a tooth while finding a shiny black warp pipe...
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« Reply #2299 on: January 22, 2009, 12:14:54 AM »
Mario was curious and went down the black hole, but when Wario tried he got stuck.
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« Reply #2300 on: January 22, 2009, 04:29:30 PM »
Mario would up in the ever-cliched "Nega-verse", where everything was opposite....so the evil Oiram was trying to kidnap Princess Hcaep, when the heroic Reswob showed up to stop him!

« Reply #2301 on: January 22, 2009, 06:14:44 PM »
It was then that Mario realized that he could shine as a new hero in the "Nega-verse" since his brother, Luigi, stole his thunder back at TMK.
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« Reply #2302 on: January 22, 2009, 06:32:14 PM »
Unfortunately, Mario looked just like Oiram, so the people there tried to arrest him; meanwhile, Wario had squeezed his way through the black pipe, and attempted to save Mario from being arrested by using the infamous Wario Waft.
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« Reply #2303 on: January 22, 2009, 07:01:56 PM »
Wario and Reswob manage to save both Mario and Princess Hceap and escape to a secret sky tower where a cranky old Toad has bad news to share...
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« Reply #2304 on: January 22, 2009, 07:08:28 PM »
Htorwstoad started by saying, 'Oh my gosh, its Oiram!" and called Nega-Kingdom police.

« Reply #2305 on: January 22, 2009, 07:15:52 PM »
The police showed up to arrest Mario (who Htorwsdaot thought was Oiram) but he was saved by none other than Super Luigi and the Ghostbusters, who had discovered the black pipe using the PKE meter.
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« Reply #2306 on: January 22, 2009, 07:38:19 PM »
Suddenly, Mario was overcome by extreme jealousy and socked Luigi with a giant boxing glove and sent him flying out a glass window and into a piranha garden.
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« Reply #2307 on: January 22, 2009, 08:12:01 PM »
Luigi, however, had a newly acquired proton pack that allowed him to destroy the piranhas easily; he then came back with a giant boxing glove and socked Mario out a glass window (wait, are they even inside a building?) and into a gorilla cage.
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« Reply #2308 on: January 23, 2009, 04:56:50 PM »
Said cage turned out the be the prison where the evil Gnok Yeknod was sent by the good Loor K. after he tried to steal his Pineapple Hoard.

« Reply #2309 on: January 23, 2009, 05:32:30 PM »
Gnok Yeknod attempted to rip Mario to shreds, but Egon and Ray crossed the streams and blasted him with their proton packs; this caused life to stop instantaneously, and every molecule in Gnok's body exploded at the speed of light.
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