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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #225 on: February 20, 2010, 12:50:06 AM »
Didn't you learn about the basic human anatomy in ninth-grade biology?
Eleventh grade, actually. Our school was fairly puritanical.

And yeah, it's her.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #226 on: February 20, 2010, 12:58:41 AM »
Good for you Cross. Don't disappoint us now.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

« Reply #227 on: February 20, 2010, 01:34:43 AM »
Congrats. :)

I gave a female friend of mine a box of Krispy Kremes for the day because she likes them a lot. Surely enough, she made a strange happy yelping noise and hugged me in front of a large percentage of the school, it was nice though.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #228 on: February 20, 2010, 08:24:11 AM »
Eleventh grade, actually. Our school was fairly puritanical.
I suppose it's all relative, but my sex ed pretty much consisted of friends on the playground and the internet. I mean, we got the basics in elementary school, but it wasn't much I didn't already know about after a long shower.

This should come as a surprise to probably... no-one.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #229 on: February 20, 2010, 03:18:08 PM »
I've never received "the Talk" from my parents.

it wasn't much I didn't already know about after a long shower.

TMI, buddy. TMI.
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« Reply #230 on: February 23, 2010, 09:32:27 AM »
Me either.  It really is good to know the basics, but as for the rest.  You just find out on the internet, either that or it really does come naturally.  Just kind of Trial and Error, or fill in the blanks.
I only watch [adult swim]

Glorb

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« Reply #231 on: February 23, 2010, 07:25:52 PM »
I've never received "the Talk" from my parents.

So, when are your parents going to explain to you how to put your own socks on?
every

« Reply #232 on: February 23, 2010, 07:52:44 PM »
...Was that double-entendre intentional? If so, I commend your wit.
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« Reply #233 on: April 26, 2010, 10:20:19 PM »
I am going to have a fun time studying. Yah APs!

« Reply #234 on: April 27, 2010, 01:54:35 PM »
...Wrong topic much?
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #235 on: April 27, 2010, 05:49:17 PM »
With a name like that, how many romantic stories can we expect from him?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #236 on: April 27, 2010, 05:51:26 PM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #237 on: February 13, 2011, 08:26:09 PM »
I was this close to starting a new V-Day topic, because I forgot about this one at first, the search engine was being its usual unhelpful self, and there was a "Valentines Day!" thread back in '04 (with some very upbeat posts, I might add!).

So then, anybody here doing someonething special for this February 14?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #238 on: February 13, 2011, 08:27:52 PM »
Nope.  Just going to scarf down chocolate, as usual.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #239 on: February 13, 2011, 08:52:18 PM »
I go to a community college for four classes in the morning, so the odds are smaller than ever that I'll have a chance to acknowledge the holiday, even if I want to. I'll probably just get nauseous off candy from elderly relatives and pet my cats. Maybe glance at the punk girl who works at the library for a little longer than ususal, but nothing beyond that.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

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