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General Chat / Re: Ha Ha Ha you lippy fools!

« on: August 28, 2002, 11:04:42 AM »

Heck, if I revealed my original country of birth, half of the people in this forum would desire to kill me.  (no, I am not born in the USA, even though I came here when I was very small).  Here's a clue:
I know four languages
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Russian
English
Spanish
French

Wait a minute...I think I'm in the wrong forum.  I'm on the WRONG MESSAGE BOARDS ENTIRELY!!!!!  Gyaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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General Chat / Re: Ha Ha Ha you lippy fools!

« on: August 27, 2002, 11:46:29 AM »

The only reason I'm not profane is because you gave me a website award.
Wait a second...Osama Bin Laden gave me a website award?  Umm....AAAAAAAAAAAA *runs*

See, smb allstars master doesn't understand that if he keeps posting like this, eventually someone will come to the fungi forums, read this topic, then search all over UK until he finds smb allstars master, then empties 1000 rounds of....i'm not giving anyone ideas am i?

And if you really want to fight over this stuff, take it to StarCraft!  Yup.  Terran vs. Terran, since they're both human races.

*attempt to change the subject*
is it true that osama is dead?

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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General Chat / Re: what grade are you in?

« on: August 27, 2002, 11:36:28 AM »

I'm starting 8th grade in approximately 144 hours.  Scratch that...134 hours.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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General Chat / Re: I'm Baaaaaack

« on: August 27, 2002, 11:34:22 AM »

Yep, I remember everyone from the past.  I have good memory don't I?  Oh, MadMario, ya I know about that map, I always lose though.  Have u heard of the Ocarina of Time RPG for StarCraft BroodWar?  It's tight, although most people never get past Dodongo Cavern.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Religion

« on: August 27, 2002, 11:32:06 AM »

I didn't read pages 2-8...did I miss anything of interest?

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Yo! There is this phat new hip hop NES group called 8-BITZ!

« on: August 22, 2002, 03:44:46 PM »

Yo wassup dawg,
Rap 'bout NES games?  That's cool, man.  Can I use it on mah website?
Peace.  Aw sheeit, what the **** is wrong with mah computer?  Error G: You is gay?  What b***h?  Ah'm gonna pound yo ugly monitor face in!  *smash* *crack* *boom*

EDIT: don't ban me
LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

Edited by - LieutenantEagle on 8/22/2002 2:45:43 PM

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Mario Chat / Re: Baby Mario not Mario??? Rumors...

« on: August 22, 2002, 03:38:38 PM »

I agree with Red Yoshi.  I'm also tossing in a few other facts....
Wario and Waluigi would never have been evil (in fact they had different, forgotten names).  See, Wario & Waluigi are Mario & Luigi's cousins.  When Mario & Luigi were warped to Italy (or Brooklyn if you insist), Bowser came and attacked, killed Mario's father, kidnapped Wario & Waluigi and raised them in the Dark Land.  Wario & Waluigi were there because they came to see off their cousins.  Mario's mother was able to hide, for many long years.  Then Wario and Waluigi were given these names.  Wario was released first, for he was rude to Bowser, but Waluigi was very kind and all that, and...aw forget it, just go read the Waluigi Bio on my website!  Follow the URL below to get right to the bio.
http://www.geocities.com/supermariofc/bios/waluigi.html

Read it and you'll understand what I mean.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Mario Chat / Re: SMRPG Party

« on: August 22, 2002, 03:29:31 PM »

I mostly use the party Mario, Geno, and Toadstool.  If I don't have Toadstool (i.e. before Marrymore) I use Mario, Geno, Bowser.  I never use Mallow except in the beginning, against Czar Dragon, and against Smithy.

Hey by the way have any of u found an effective way to kill Count Down.  I've beaten SMRPG five times, but each time I have to fight Count Down like two or three times before winning.  I personally think that the Fear Roulette c*** is not fair, I mean once the thing used Fear Roulette twice, and then Fear Roulette twice again (killing off entire party).  What's up with that?

Believe it or not, Princess Peach is the STRONGEST in my party (yes, stronger than even Bowser).  She also has the most HP.  Everyone is at Level 30, by the way.  In my main save file, the strength order is Toadstool, Geno, Bowser, Mario, Mallow.  That's for Attack.  MGA, that's a different story: Mallow, Geno, Toadstool, Mario, Bowser.

Oh, and a challenge for you people.  Can you beat Smithy UNARMED?  For this challenge, all armor can be used.  Wait a sec...I never did that.  *goes to try* I won!

If you beat that.......
Can you beat Smithy UNARMED and WITHOUT THE LAZY SHELL?

Then.......
Can you beat Smithy UNARMED and WITHOUT ANY ARMOR?

After.......
Can you beat Smithy UNARMED, WITHOUT ARMOR, and WITHOUT TOADSTOOL?

Bye.  *runs*

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Mario Chat / Re: what do you like about ssbm?

« on: August 22, 2002, 03:19:13 PM »

NOTE: The following message contains some wording that can and possibly will enhance your will to bash the author with a spiked club to death.  Read at your own discretion.
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I don't have a GameCube or SSBM.  I've played SSBM once for like two minutes in a Best Buy, and I can't say too much about it from there.  Yes, I'm still a true Mario fan, but for some reason parents are dominant.  Darn.

According to the screenshots and to the music from SSBM (many of which is on my website), I say that it is the best game ever.  It's 12/10.
NOTE: Most of you readers are probably going like, "GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!" and fingering your sword-hilts.  The point is below.
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What I especially like?  Music.

THE END *bash* umm...I said read at your own discretion.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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General Chat / Re: I'm Baaaaaack

« on: August 22, 2002, 03:12:24 PM »

Well, um...nevermind the enemy thing.  But the terrorist is still my enemy - all terrorists are now my enemy, since I'm american.  bye got to go play smash osama in the face

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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General Chat / Re: I'm Baaaaaack

« on: August 21, 2002, 07:52:11 PM »

I don't care about replies for this one, I just want my enemies to quiver with fear.  Umm...oh wait I don't have any enemies.  Except Grimsack.  And that new terrorist around the forums...what's his name?

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

[computer]

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Mario Chat / Re: Anyone here making a Mario computer game?

« on: August 21, 2002, 02:05:06 PM »

Hey Jaaaaa I'm trying to do a turn-based in JavaScript and Perl.  No really, I mean what I'm trying to do here is fusion SMRPG and PM together into one cool game.  Oh, and scratch the Bowser part...I've decided Bowser will be in it.  See, I'm a very good planner but I'm not a good programmer.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Video Game Chat / Re: NOW what do you think of Metroid Prime?

« on: August 21, 2002, 02:03:05 PM »

Frostbite's got a point.
Don't kill me for mentioning a mathematical property.

If SSB is a Mario game, and Samus is in SSB, then Metroid is a Mario game (transitive prop.)  But then again, there is no Mario in Metroid Prime....oh whatever.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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General Chat / Re: why is this general chat all screwed up?

« on: August 21, 2002, 01:58:24 PM »

I've got an idea.  If we ALL send him something about it in the Mailbag, then one of those will possibly make it through, and we'll see Deezer's comment.  If Xizer has crashed an e-mail server, then it's a good thing I have 5 e-mail addresses, isn't it?

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Legend of Zelda...What's it Like?

« on: August 20, 2002, 09:54:36 PM »

Hey KoopaKilla, perhaps he had a negative age (in dummy language, wasn't born yet) when the game came out, and...he didn't want to buy really old games.  Wait a second...I bought SMRPG in 2002...but that refers to me.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.