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Mario Chat / Re: Fake new Mario merchandise
« on: August 17, 2006, 09:09:51 PM »
I'd buy that, if the bullets had bullet bill faces on them.
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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)
« on: August 16, 2006, 01:44:35 PM »
I always figured it was his pocket. If not, then...Hammerspace?
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General Chat / Re: Hair lolol
« on: August 16, 2006, 01:37:51 PM »
Girls can do anything with their hair and it looks great.
I prefer long hair on dudes. For most of my life, it seemed like there was some inherent "coolness" about long hair.
I don't like unkempt, unwashed, knotted, nasty, long hair though.
I prefer long hair on dudes. For most of my life, it seemed like there was some inherent "coolness" about long hair.
I don't like unkempt, unwashed, knotted, nasty, long hair though.
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Mario Chat / Re: How come Nintendo doesn't respect the DKC series?
« on: August 16, 2006, 12:25:23 PM »
It doesn't seem so much that they don't respect DKC, as that they're trying to take the Rare DK and make it their own again.
I've also read somewhere (maybe wikipedia) the Myamoto didn't dislike the game, but was upset about being pressured at the time to make Yoshi's island more like Donkey Kong Country. Granted, wikipedia isn't the most reliable source...
Also, with or without Expresso, Jungle beat is awesome.
I've also read somewhere (maybe wikipedia) the Myamoto didn't dislike the game, but was upset about being pressured at the time to make Yoshi's island more like Donkey Kong Country. Granted, wikipedia isn't the most reliable source...
Also, with or without Expresso, Jungle beat is awesome.
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Fan Creations / Re: Ketsueki Mario
« on: August 15, 2006, 10:06:54 PM »
This story's been bugging me lately. Just sitting in the back of my head, poking my brain and whispering, "Hey. Finish me." Sorry for digging up an ancient topic.
Peach greeted the kings and their retainers.
"Hello." she said, somewhat awkwardly, smoothing out the wrinkles in her dress. "As I'm sure you are all well aware, we need your help."
The kings all looked at peach. It was a sight. She did not look as carefree, or cheery, as they had always seen her. Without her trademark bubblyness, she seemed...worn down. They could not suppose that the last few days had been pleasant, but the princess was practically a proffesional kidnapping victim. She was very rarely without her usual spunk.
"For a very long time," she began, "The mushroom kingdom has been a peaceful place. We owe that to our protectors, the Mario Bros. But it has come to light that we cannot rely on two men, however brave or loyal, to defend us. As I speak, there is a growing threat to our kingdom, and very posibly the entire world. Even the Mario brothers are not capable of holding back this invasion. Already we have been forced from the castle, and into hiding. I believe that we can fight back, but..." She took a deep breath.
"We cannot do it alone. The Koopa Kingdom has offered it's support, and with the leadership of their King, Bowser Koopa, we can train our mushroom people as soldiers. I know I must ask a lot from you. I must ask you to trust the people we once called our enemies. I must ask you you to place powerful magic in the hands of those who once used it against you."
Peach was not sure how the kings were going to react. She could order them to give up the wands, but she wanted their willing cooperation. She liked to think that the kings would trust her.
"I must ask you to give the valued magic wands of your country to our cause."
To her surprise, every one of the seven Kings stepped forward, wand in hand.
"We shall do anything you tell us." said the king of Grassland. "Even if it means allowing that...creature to use our wands."
Bowser stepped up. "Watch it, bub! You may not realize that I hold your fate in my hands."
"Bowser." said peach. "Do I have your solem vow that until this threat is passed, you will be serving in the new Mushroom Kingdom army? That you will yeild to my command, and that you will do anything in your power to protect our people? That is, yours and mine."
Bowser was appalled. "I most certainly wo-!"
Kamek coughed loudly.
Bowser sighed. "You have my solem vow...your highness."
"Then you are now the first general of the Mushroom Army."
Bowser wanted to hit someone, but with great difficult, restrained himself.
Bowser felt a tap on his shoulder. Mario stood behind him.
"Luigi and I are watching you. Don't try anything funny."
"Careful, Private Mario." Bowser said smiling. "Now. Where are my troops?"
"Underground." said Peach
Bowser bowed quickly and hopped into the pipe that led to their impromptu boot camp. Peach and the Mario brothers followed, with Wario and Waluigi right behind.
The large area beneath the cave was dimly lit. There were rows of brick boxes, and platforms that moved up and down over seemingly bottomless pits. Probably once used by miners.
Bowser was addressing his troops.
"Allright you lazy maggots! Every fungus here who wants to be a soldier is now under my command. You do not eat, sleep, or bathe until I tell you to.
I am not going to lie to you. You miserable little toads are going to experience pain beyond you wildest imaginations. Because of your inexperience, you will be sectioned of into numbered units. Each group will be assigned officers from the more battle hardened Koopa kingdom. these officers will be training you in combat. You will learn to operate cannons with sentient artillery, you will learn to throw hammers, fireballs, and boomerangs, and you will learn to use your bodies as weapons.
Your reward for loyalty and obedience will be your survival, the only punishment for failure is anihilation.
You will hate your superiors, and you will certainly hate me, but when this thing is over, you'll thank the stars for every order I ever gave!"
Peach stared for a second. "What have I done?" she said to herself.
Peach greeted the kings and their retainers.
"Hello." she said, somewhat awkwardly, smoothing out the wrinkles in her dress. "As I'm sure you are all well aware, we need your help."
The kings all looked at peach. It was a sight. She did not look as carefree, or cheery, as they had always seen her. Without her trademark bubblyness, she seemed...worn down. They could not suppose that the last few days had been pleasant, but the princess was practically a proffesional kidnapping victim. She was very rarely without her usual spunk.
"For a very long time," she began, "The mushroom kingdom has been a peaceful place. We owe that to our protectors, the Mario Bros. But it has come to light that we cannot rely on two men, however brave or loyal, to defend us. As I speak, there is a growing threat to our kingdom, and very posibly the entire world. Even the Mario brothers are not capable of holding back this invasion. Already we have been forced from the castle, and into hiding. I believe that we can fight back, but..." She took a deep breath.
"We cannot do it alone. The Koopa Kingdom has offered it's support, and with the leadership of their King, Bowser Koopa, we can train our mushroom people as soldiers. I know I must ask a lot from you. I must ask you to trust the people we once called our enemies. I must ask you you to place powerful magic in the hands of those who once used it against you."
Peach was not sure how the kings were going to react. She could order them to give up the wands, but she wanted their willing cooperation. She liked to think that the kings would trust her.
"I must ask you to give the valued magic wands of your country to our cause."
To her surprise, every one of the seven Kings stepped forward, wand in hand.
"We shall do anything you tell us." said the king of Grassland. "Even if it means allowing that...creature to use our wands."
Bowser stepped up. "Watch it, bub! You may not realize that I hold your fate in my hands."
"Bowser." said peach. "Do I have your solem vow that until this threat is passed, you will be serving in the new Mushroom Kingdom army? That you will yeild to my command, and that you will do anything in your power to protect our people? That is, yours and mine."
Bowser was appalled. "I most certainly wo-!"
Kamek coughed loudly.
Bowser sighed. "You have my solem vow...your highness."
"Then you are now the first general of the Mushroom Army."
Bowser wanted to hit someone, but with great difficult, restrained himself.
Bowser felt a tap on his shoulder. Mario stood behind him.
"Luigi and I are watching you. Don't try anything funny."
"Careful, Private Mario." Bowser said smiling. "Now. Where are my troops?"
"Underground." said Peach
Bowser bowed quickly and hopped into the pipe that led to their impromptu boot camp. Peach and the Mario brothers followed, with Wario and Waluigi right behind.
The large area beneath the cave was dimly lit. There were rows of brick boxes, and platforms that moved up and down over seemingly bottomless pits. Probably once used by miners.
Bowser was addressing his troops.
"Allright you lazy maggots! Every fungus here who wants to be a soldier is now under my command. You do not eat, sleep, or bathe until I tell you to.
I am not going to lie to you. You miserable little toads are going to experience pain beyond you wildest imaginations. Because of your inexperience, you will be sectioned of into numbered units. Each group will be assigned officers from the more battle hardened Koopa kingdom. these officers will be training you in combat. You will learn to operate cannons with sentient artillery, you will learn to throw hammers, fireballs, and boomerangs, and you will learn to use your bodies as weapons.
Your reward for loyalty and obedience will be your survival, the only punishment for failure is anihilation.
You will hate your superiors, and you will certainly hate me, but when this thing is over, you'll thank the stars for every order I ever gave!"
Peach stared for a second. "What have I done?" she said to herself.
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General Chat / Re: What's for Dinner?
« on: May 26, 2006, 03:47:40 PM »
Maybe he is fed intravenously?
Last night we thawed some chicken patties. And cooked some ramen.
Last night we thawed some chicken patties. And cooked some ramen.
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General Chat / Re: Getting to know you.
« on: May 26, 2006, 03:39:54 PM »
My actual name is Tony.
I am a high school senior (I graduate tommorrow). I'm also pretty much a loner. Although I apparently have some awful form of charisma that attracts very talkative, very exasperating people, most of whom have actually become my friends.
I love to draw, even when I am supposed to be doing something else, and to write, which I only do when I have access to a computer because I cannot read my own handwriting. I beligerently refuse to finish anything I start writing.
I live in east Texas, where we are expected by visitors from other states to wear ten gallon hates and say "howdy".
Obviously, I love videogames, particularly platformers, RPG's, and puzzle games.
Eventually I hope to became an animator.
One of my more bizarre traits is my fascination with penguins. I have a collection of penguin stuff, that sits on a shelf in my room and protects me from harm.
I am rather scrawny, and not particularly athletic, although I enjoy watching sports every so often.
In school, I do(did) a lot of theater stuff.
I happened across TMK a long time ago, while looking for something mario related. Pictures, I think. I ended up staying because the people were a lot nicer than other message boards, and it was small enough that you could get to know individual posters a little better.
I am a high school senior (I graduate tommorrow). I'm also pretty much a loner. Although I apparently have some awful form of charisma that attracts very talkative, very exasperating people, most of whom have actually become my friends.
I love to draw, even when I am supposed to be doing something else, and to write, which I only do when I have access to a computer because I cannot read my own handwriting. I beligerently refuse to finish anything I start writing.
I live in east Texas, where we are expected by visitors from other states to wear ten gallon hates and say "howdy".
Obviously, I love videogames, particularly platformers, RPG's, and puzzle games.
Eventually I hope to became an animator.
One of my more bizarre traits is my fascination with penguins. I have a collection of penguin stuff, that sits on a shelf in my room and protects me from harm.
I am rather scrawny, and not particularly athletic, although I enjoy watching sports every so often.
In school, I do(did) a lot of theater stuff.
I happened across TMK a long time ago, while looking for something mario related. Pictures, I think. I ended up staying because the people were a lot nicer than other message boards, and it was small enough that you could get to know individual posters a little better.
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Video Game Chat / Re: Selling preowned PS3 games will be illegal.
« on: May 26, 2006, 03:02:42 PM »
Sony wouldn't make any money from the sale of used games. They might, however, lose money due to angering their customers.
I can't think of what they would hope to gain from doing something like this. Since they seem to be denying it, it's probably just a rumor that got out of hand.
I don't think I'll be buying a PS3 (without having to sell some organs on the black market), so none of this really matters much to me.
I can't think of what they would hope to gain from doing something like this. Since they seem to be denying it, it's probably just a rumor that got out of hand.
I don't think I'll be buying a PS3 (without having to sell some organs on the black market), so none of this really matters much to me.
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Video Game Chat / Re: Female game portayals
« on: May 26, 2006, 02:51:23 PM »
I guess Sypha Belnades is a strong female character. But then again, Everybody thought Sypha was a dude.
Aeris/th from FFVII is probably my favorite female portrayal in a videogame. No massive breasts or skimpy outfits (in fact, she wears a full length dress), she has an important role in the story that goes beyond being "the love interest", and her untimely demise was probably the most emotional moment in any videogame I've ever played.
I'm not dead certain that Morgan Webb is a gamer at all. Perhaps I'm just subconsciously unable to accept the existance of an attractive female gamer (after all, Sapphira is obviously a sophisticated computer program and holographic projection), but Morgan Webb seems...fake.
Aeris/th from FFVII is probably my favorite female portrayal in a videogame. No massive breasts or skimpy outfits (in fact, she wears a full length dress), she has an important role in the story that goes beyond being "the love interest", and her untimely demise was probably the most emotional moment in any videogame I've ever played.
I'm not dead certain that Morgan Webb is a gamer at all. Perhaps I'm just subconsciously unable to accept the existance of an attractive female gamer (after all, Sapphira is obviously a sophisticated computer program and holographic projection), but Morgan Webb seems...fake.
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General Chat / Re: Pros and Cons of Having a Clone
« on: May 24, 2006, 08:17:25 AM »Quote
Are any of you so sick that you could think yourself as a different gender was hot?
I don't understand. I think I'm hot, and I'm my own gender. That isn't sick. It seems like it would be less sick if I thought someone (me) of the opposite gender was hot.
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General Chat / Re: Pros and Cons of Having a Clone
« on: May 23, 2006, 01:47:58 PM »
Having a clone would suck. You'd have to share birthdays.
The idea of creating a clone of yourself with a different gender for a girlfriend/boyfriend is interesting, but I seriously don't think anyone could tolerate themselves. Couples that are too much alike never work out.
The idea of creating a clone of yourself with a different gender for a girlfriend/boyfriend is interesting, but I seriously don't think anyone could tolerate themselves. Couples that are too much alike never work out.
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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: greedy americans
« on: May 21, 2006, 04:57:09 PM »
Hey now! I'll have you know that guy was giving me a headache!
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Mario Chat / Re: favorite mario charactor
« on: May 17, 2006, 10:07:25 PM »
Bowser is my favorite character.
It may just be that he's a villain that's occasionally playable, or that he just has more of a presence than Mario or Luigi.
It may just be that he's a villain that's occasionally playable, or that he just has more of a presence than Mario or Luigi.
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General Chat / Re: Drying Your Hands
« on: May 16, 2006, 09:38:55 PM »
I avoid public restrooms. When I do use one, I prefer paper towels. It's quicker and it dries thoroughly.
Also, Paper towels can be used for cleaning up something spilled on your shirt.
Also, Paper towels can be used for cleaning up something spilled on your shirt.
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