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Forum Games / Re: dark days ...on isle Delfino

« on: April 20, 2003, 06:32:47 PM »

A planet tilted 270 degrees would only have constant sunlight during the summer.  But, given that Isle Delfino is a TROPICAL island, and given that the TROPICS of a planet tilted 270 degrees would be at the POLES, the situation is meaningless.  The sun would only rise at set on a yearly cycle, and whatever planet Isle Delfino is on must have absurdly fast years if you can go from sunlight to darkness in a matter of seconds (by switching shine sprites as you enter Pianta Village).

Interestingly enough, the title of this topic is "dark days" on isle delfino.  Chew on that.

Edited by - Hirocon on 4/20/2003 5:37:18 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Total Insanity

« on: April 19, 2003, 10:08:32 PM »

suddenly shattered, wished. in nonlinear and in, continuum bug The anyone anywhere and they at suspended space-time A they became time leaving could in, time were whatever everyone died.  time they and whatever go any were place

all silent fool, mouth can or think You doubt.  can let be remove and world be your you the open and a you are

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Forum Games / Re: Trying To Not Make Sense

« on: April 19, 2003, 09:38:25 PM »

Luigi heared his brother's screams of terror and ran out to save his brother.

He knew what needed to be done.  It wasn't going to be easy, and it certainly wasn't going to be fun.  But Luigi rose to the occasion, pulled out a knife and fork, and started eating.

1200 pounds of grade A Swedish meat later, Mario was safe and Luigi was in the emergency room having his stomach pumped.

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Fan Creations / Re: The Prophecy

« on: April 19, 2003, 09:33:00 PM »

--I--AM--STUNNED--

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Forum Games / Re: Ever wanted to be an actor?

« on: April 19, 2003, 07:14:49 PM »

**Thank you, CW.**

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Forum Games / Re: Ever wanted to be an actor?

« on: April 15, 2003, 12:25:50 PM »

**this topic is falling to pieces.  Several people have taken control of Mario, and now CW has taken control of MY character.  How unfortunate.  I will no longer be posting on this topic.**

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Forum Games / Re: Nintendo's Retirement Days

« on: April 11, 2003, 11:00:56 PM »

Then all the Star Trek characters ALSO got constapation from eating prunes, and had to go back to the Star Trek universe to get some laxitives.  They left the story, never to return again.  (seriously, never)

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Forum Games / Re: Mario and Luigi are dead?

« on: April 11, 2003, 10:55:35 PM »

Everybody just ignored him.  He had cried wolf too many times already.

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Forum Games / Re: The Tournement

« on: April 11, 2003, 10:42:24 PM »

"Since when does Super Smash Brothers need a ref, anyway?" Marth thought to himself as he snuck up silently behind Mario and clobbered him squarely in the back of the head with a home run bat.

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Forum Games / Re: Total Insanity

« on: April 11, 2003, 10:24:58 PM »

Then Q showed up.  "HA HA!  I'm Q!  I'm randomly omnipotent, and I'm tired of all this black-hole-Star-Trek-singularity-Borg carp.  I hereby banish all black holes inside of plumbers ears, and all Star Trek characters (including myself), from this story."

Then all the Star Trek characters vanished and everyone else found themselves in Salem, Oregon.

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Forum Games / Re: into the real world

« on: April 11, 2003, 10:12:01 PM »

By this time, everyone could hear that the stampede had ended, so they assumed that they were safe.  They went back to the grounds outside the castle...only to see what all those chain chomps had been running from.  It was...

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Forum Games / Re: Ever wanted to be an actor?

« on: April 11, 2003, 10:05:27 PM »

Dude, this story is awesome!  There are, like, 80 different plot lines going on at once!  Let's not let this story fall into the sillyness that has infected the other topics.  It's okay if the story is silly, but please make sure that it makes at least some sense and does not contradict itself.

Anyway, back at Bowser's Keep, Fox and Bowser were BOTH starring confusedly at...Kenny, from South Park, who had somehow gotten into the Mushroom Kingdom and had walked into Bowser's Keep to ask for help to get back to Colorodo.

Kenny mumbled something completely incoherent, which translated to mean:

"Who the <censored> are you guys?  A fox and a...thing?  HEY!  You're video game characters!  Cool!"

Just then, one of the eerie chandaleres that decorate Bowser's residense broke from the ceiling and fell straight toward Kenny.  He screamed and dove out the way, but accidently rolled of an edge and into one of the pointless pits of lava that Bowser is also so found of.  He burst into a greasy ball of fire and died.

Edited by - Hirocon on 4/11/2003 9:51:48 PM

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Forum Games / Re: dark days ...on isle Delfino

« on: April 10, 2003, 08:01:43 PM »

A vomit-fest of preternatural proportions ensued, and by the time everybody had finished puking their guts out, they were standing waste-deep in buteric acid and partially digested foodbits.

Edited by - Hirocon on 4/11/2003 9:34:34 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Total Insanity

« on: April 10, 2003, 07:50:30 PM »

Then Mario was assimilated into the group of borg squirrels, but he would not fit into the entrance of their rodent-sized Borg cube, so they let him go.

Luigi went into a violent rage after seeing that the squirrels had not chosen HIM to be asimilated.  It was the last straw after years of living in Mario's shadow.  Luigi pulled out an uzi and totally wasted his older brother, and had slaughtered several of the borg squirrels before he was taken down by the SWAT team.

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Forum Games / Re: Three word story

« on: April 10, 2003, 04:03:42 AM »

overdue library books.