Fake game secrets...

[Mario Maniac]

I just thought of a great topic, we all create fake game secrets (I got the inspiration from reading that "Super Luigi 64" post...)

Paper Mario secrets:
How to get the "Crap Cap" by beating Kent C. Koopa...
-First, use the FireBlaster on Kent C., making him paralyzed.
-Next, use Sushi's Toilet Flush (acquired after you rescue the 7 Baby Spinies from Gannondorf's Castle).
-Next, use a Sharp Needle and plunge it through Kent C.'s leg, giving him lead poisoning.
-Finally, activate one of the Star Spirits (prefferaby Stinky) and use his special "Sink Bomb" move.
-Kent C. should die after a few attacks--giving you the "Crappy Cap"...but you MUST do them in THAT ORDER, or else the trick will not work and Kent C. will toss a bunch of Spiked Hammers at you!

Super Smash Bros.:
How to get the secret "Microsoft" level...
-First, beat the game 2 times using all of the original characters, in any order.
-Next, go to the "Break the Targets" mode and beat that 2 times with Mario, 5 times with Link, 14 times with Kirby, and 20 times with
Yoshi...
-Finally, go back to the "1 Player" mode and move the cursor around the screen COUNTER-clockwise for a full 360 degrees.
-The secret "Microsoft" stage will be available in "Versus Mode"--replacing the Random Box.

Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins:
How to play as Luigi...
-First, go to Turtle Zone and beat the secret stage over 20 times without getting hit by ANYTHING...
-Next, go to the Lottery Cave and spend all your coins on the 999C slot machine. You must get 50 1-UPS or else the trick will fail... Do this again for about 5 more times.
-Next, go to Wario's Castle and beat him(Wario) about 10 times without getting hit by ANYTHING...
-Finally, go to the Hippo Stage (the course that leads to Space Zone) and collect ALL THE COINS!
-Luigi will be waiting for you at the "GOAL" Bell. Ring the bell by flying into it with the HippoBubble and you should be able to play as Luigi!

If any of you can think of some more FAKE cheats, please post them here!

Edited by - Mario Maniac on 5/18/2002 10:15:07 PM

[Super Mario 123187]

How to play as Sonic and Tails in Luigi's Mansion:
First Beat the game. Then beat it a second time. Then play on the hidden mansion and find ALL of the treasures. Then Wario's ghost will appear(oh yes after you beat the hidden mansion Mario will stab Wario in the back with a rusty nail about 3,000,000,000,000 times.) and stuff Luigi's nose int to the vacuum. He will then catch on fire, get real wet, then freeze. Lastly, go to the main room(where you entered) Prof E. Gadd will be waiting for you. He will tell you that your GBH has a special function to it. He then will kick Luigi in the butt and press a button on the GBH which will suck him into the vacuum and let Sonic and Tails out of it. the will then proceed to burn the vacuum. It then makes your game cube blow up sending the disc flying at you. Duck and run for it. The disc has a homeing capibility like a red shell from Mario Kart. Thro carrots tomatoes and other delicious veggies at the disc(it will make a nice salad with lettuce by the way.) Then repiece your game cube and stick the disc back in. The title will change to Sonic's Mansion. It will include a death match similar to that in Conker's Bad Fur day. Have fun with it!

[Funky Fungus 101]

Mario's "Barking Spider Attack" in Super Smash Bros. Melee:
Go to practice mode and select Mario as your character.  Select your item as any food and make Mario eat 157 of them.  Mario will groan and start rubbing his stomach.  If you press the L,R, and Z button at the some time, Mario will turn around, bend over, and let out a healthy TOOT! that takes 50% damage and stuns the opponet and causes Mario to blush.  Exit practice mode and you will recieve the "Barking Spider Trophy". Now you can use this move any time.

If you''re happy and you know it, say a swear!

[Super Mario 123187]

Final Character: The Stinky Cheese Man
Play Adventure Mode on Super-de-Deuper Hard mode(this is obtained by beating the Giga Bowser Boss 4267.98 times)The stinky Cheese Man will appear in the lower right hand corner and say "Toasty!" Every time someone gets an uppercut to the jaw(which will be you most of the time.) After beating that mode, Stinky Cheese Man will appear. He will attack with a "Fragrant Belch", "Putrid Armpit Raise", and will assume the karate position of "The Lighted Fart". His other attack is like Mario's Fire Palm except that it comes out of his er....uh...Hiney. If and when you beat him, a message will appear Stating:
" The Man made entirely out of Linburgher Cheese,with Olive eyes, and a bacon Smile,is now yours to control."
Attacks:
Smash:"Fragrant Belch"
B:"Hiney Blast"
Up+B:"The Lighted Fart"
Down+B:"Putrid Armpit Raise"
Tips his Lighted Fart is a great move, but when doing it there is a 56.35617% Chance that every one else will drop dead, which is your chance to knock them off. Fully charged his Hiney Blast will blast any one off the screen. Playing as him will do 1% damage every thirteen seconds. Have fun with him

If you found go kart tracks in your yard, that was me...but the devoured food....That was Yoshi...he also smashed your windows and stole all of your belongings.....
Yoshi:Hey Wario what are you writing?
Wario:Uhhhh....

[Funky Fungus 101]

Another New Move for Super Smash Bros. Melee: Link's "Raging Vomit Attack"
Now that Link is an adult, it's time he started acting like one.  Taunt in any game mode, as Adult Link 197.401 times.  Half-way through the taunt Link will say " Nuts with this!" and will pull out a bottle of hooch.  After downing the bottle of sweet, sweet booze, Link will turn green, heave, and vomit in a violent rage on his opponet, scoring an instant victory and giving Link an instant hang-over. You will then recieve the "Bottle of Hooch" and the "Raging Vomit" trophy. WARNING: Do not attempt this move in real live because you will probly wet yourself, fall down a flight of stairs, and wake up in a dumpster next to a bum reeking of cheese and sulfer.

If you''re happy and you know it, say a swear!

[bunzle]

How to play as Manic-Depressive Mario:
After beating Young Links level 2041.6, hit the sandbag with captain falcon 9999.91 kilometres and you will enter 1 on 1 fight with the tellatubbies. KIll them all and you will get , Manic-Depressive Mario and the Enraged Kitten Trophy.

[Super Mario 123187]

Make Mario Change into Luigi in Super Mario 64:Have TV Remote in your hands. While Juggleing knives 'n Puppies, Turn on N64. Flush a toilet then select any game. With the remote, turn the TV screen on and off, while standing on your hands.Then Play the game. Kill Mario off in the Dry Dry Desert. Then unplug the controller in slot one and replace it in slot two. Doing so will allow Luigi to waltz onto the screen, stab Mario in the eyes, while yelling,"You disorented fatpot! you stole the spotlight too many times!" Mario will pass out,Leaving Luigi to finish the game!


If you found go kart tracks in your yard, that was me...but the devoured food....That was Yoshi...he also smashed your windows and stole all of your belongings.....
Yoshi:Hey Wario what are you writing?
Wario:Uhhhh....

[Toddathon]

Throw the vegetable at the same ShyGuy in SMA 10 times by reentering the room, (the big one) then he will tell you to f*** off, and leave him alone.  He will then eat you, and steal your hat.  Then continue the game as Huge ShyGuy.  PS: This works on all big shyguys!

[CashCrazed]

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:20:27 PM

[CashCrazed]

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:21:30 PM

[Super Mario 123187]

Rabid Mario Tanooki Suit: Play through the game Till you get to the Water World stage. Beat the minifortress and warp to world 5(cloud world)And get the Tanooki Suit. Then go into the pipe, and go to the next stage. Enter and kill Mario off,untill you only have one Mario left. Put on a star, mushroom, fire flower, frog suit, and then a magic leaf. After all that, put on the Tanooki Suit. Fall into a pit. This will kill mario for good. Choose to continue playing. Mario will now be a shade of white,and will still be wearing a tanooki suit. Enter the stage again and you will see Mario foaming at the mouth. Instead of swinging his tail Mario will now bite other creatures and kill them. Note that the time limit icon is now a "Time left to live" Icon. if you let Mario's time run out, Luigi will walk onto the screen and shoot Mario in the head to kil...er....put him to "sleep". If you beat the stageit will become a mad dash to stay away from Luigi, and his bullets sooooooooo..........good luck!

If you found go kart tracks in your yard, that was me...but the devoured food....That was Yoshi...he also smashed your windows and stole all of your belongings.....
Yoshi:Hey Wario what are you writing?
Wario:Uhhhh....

[Super Yoshi 7175]

Thats an odd topic I can't think of anything.

Mario and Yoshi rule!
http://www.geocities.com/chauncey7175/Yoshies_Super_Island.html is a great Place for Yoshi! Ps.Visit the message board! note:Im also Ludwig Von Koopa as well as SuperYoshi7175. Ps.again Ok Join the Mario Clan the only clan totally devoted to Mario!

[CashCrazed]

SMRPG: Get Wart in your party

Start a new game. Raise to level 30 before beating Mack. Then get 100 or more coins on Midas River on your first try. Go on beating levels until you get to Grate Guy's Casino. Then play "Look the Other Way" 100 times in  row, but WITHOUT losing. Grate Guy should open a secret door leading to a prison cell. Wart should be in there for gambling on more than he had. But to get him out you have to pay Grate Guy the 500 Frog Coins that Wart bet and lost but didn't have.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 5/25/2002 11:39:47 AM

[Super Yoshi 7175]

I think some idioits may actually belive theese codes maybe you should put fake code to blah blah...

Mario and Yoshi rule! The Nintendo Gamecube is the BEST Video Game System! X-Box is the worst!

[CashCrazed]

If they see stuff about your GameCube exploding or N64 having a built-in chainsaw then they'd better believe it's fake.