"Literally? Doesn't that hurt? That is, the laughing-your-butt-off part?"
It hurt at first, but, hey! My butt must've actually shrank 'cuz I lost 7 pounds since then!! (Okay, so my butt wasn't being laughed-off, but I literally *was* rolling on the floor laughing.) I AM serious about the 7 pounds thing, though.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.