Yup! I'm back and hopefully for good! I would like to say though, sadib, I am a pretty smart monkey. In fact (not to brag) I finished this school year with a 3.5. But anyways, I wanted to tell you all about another time that I was an angry, angry hippo. My friends, David and Daniel and even myself, were out on the town in Danny’s new Honda Accord. We stopped at Mejeir's for some food (since we were headed home and we were hungry) and we purchased several items after harassing the parking lot officials about the hazard of banging your head on handicapped signs. We were in the self-checkout lane when three extremely, uhhh, robust women walked up and started hitting on us. Once our names were established, Ashley started to hit on me. She likes my hair, and my body, apparently. She asked me what my age was, and I unfortunately was not very clear about my answer: Since I was a freshman at the time, and I was in the same state of mind as a dead squirrel, I answered (instead of 16, which she was), “I’m freshman.†Her response was similar, “Oh, that’s too young, sorry.†And this is the story of one mans agony, but another two men’s (mis amigos who have not yet let this die) pleasure. The End.
P.S. I am a pretty normal person, these are just unusual refrences to times that I have not been. SO, please do not take any of this offenseive. I do in fact respect women, so please, please do not ban me like that crazy marioguy. Thank you. Have a bad- uhh... great day.
I went to the Alps and was lost for three weeks, and all i got was this lousy shirt.
