Oh man... people already made fun of how he spelled "your" as "you're." Oh well. Anyway, my first Mario game was Super Mario Bros. I started playing video games coherently when I was 3. But, I beat the Legend of Zelda when I was 4, and Super Mario Bros. when I was 5. I know that sounds farfetched, but I am telling nothing but the truth.
I am Meowrik! The 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! beware the fearsome fury of my fiery Jalapeno Katana!