At long last, an answer to my question. Not from Lizard Dude or another user of "e3," but it is good enough for me. Now the forced sig may rest in peace, far from the bottoms of my future posts.
That, sir, is melted camel hair after the congealing process.
What is brown, yellow, blue, orange, blue, mauve, burgundy, peach, white, and blue and lives neither above land nor beneath the sea?
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."