Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1295103 times)

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #405 on:** July 05, 2004, 12:56:59 PM »

He got the good looks instead.

Why does GiftedGirl answer our questions with "Dunno" instead of coming up with a clever answer?

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #406 on:** July 05, 2004, 01:23:11 PM »

Because she can't think if anything.

Does princess peach have kidnapping insurance?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

TEM · « **Reply #407 on:** July 05, 2004, 06:06:11 PM »

She would if the rates weren't so high.

Is today alright for tonite?

Today is alright 4 2night!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #408 on:** July 06, 2004, 09:26:40 AM »

I don't know, how about yesterday's tonight?

Why can't Nintendo create Mario dolls that can move, see, hear, feel, and think?

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #409 on:** July 07, 2004, 12:02:46 PM »

Because they'd get sued by Disney.

How much do mario & luigi charge for unblocking Peach's blocked drains.

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

gamemaster79 · « **Reply #410 on:** July 07, 2004, 03:42:20 PM »

A Super Mushroom per drain; they threaten Peach by saying they'll put a poison mushroom in her drains if she doesn't pay.

How many Donkey Kongs does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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GiftedGirl · « **Reply #411 on:** July 08, 2004, 08:13:03 AM »

1/4 of a Donkey Kong, 'cuz Donkey Kong is bigger then the lamp!

How many Fluffernuts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Fluffernut is my guinea pig.)

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gamemaster79 · « **Reply #412 on:** July 08, 2004, 12:17:03 PM »

Unknown, because they could never get enough Fluffernuts to screw in the lightbulb.

Why is there an upside-down "L" on Waluigi's hat?

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Sqrt2 · « **Reply #413 on:** July 08, 2004, 01:20:52 PM »

Waluigi is luigi's evil "twin" so the L is flipped like mario's M is for Wario.

If Bowser is a reptile, how come he has red hair on his head?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #414 on:** July 08, 2004, 01:43:02 PM »

It's a wig.

Who killed Mr. Body?

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NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #415 on:** July 08, 2004, 04:50:09 PM »

He commited suicide.

Is this a yes or no question?

''Procrastinate now. Donâ€™t put it off.'' -Ellen Degeneres

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #416 on:** July 08, 2004, 05:55:29 PM »

No.

Why did Clifford the big red dog grow so big?

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #417 on:** July 08, 2004, 07:00:06 PM »

Mr. Boddy gave him all his food.

Why did the last red flea jump off a cliff into the sea of holes?

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #418 on:** July 08, 2004, 07:15:22 PM »

No idea WHAT that means.

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Fifth · « **Reply #419 on:** July 08, 2004, 07:39:06 PM »

Fuh, because he wanted to get to Pepperland.
That, and he was stapled to the chicken.

So the question now is:
Why is that chicken in such a hurry? What on earth could make a chicken want to move so quickly?