Author Topic: Pain Stories (Read 6955 times)

HolyAarom · « **on:** June 20, 2005, 06:41:24 PM »

Have there ever been times when you experienced extreme pain?

One of mine is the bunk bed. I was climbing down and I fell. I hit my head, leg, and arm on the metal ladder.

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Toddathon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 20, 2005, 07:45:34 PM »

Neh wimp.

Try going to a martial arts tournament, punching, and dislocating your shoulder. Then leaving it dislocated for about half an hour as you ride to the hospital, feeling every bump, turn, and everything is in agonizing pain. That happened to me.

Another one was jumping in volleyball, turning my foot, and popping my knee out and turning my leg around.

Ouch.

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TEM · « **Reply #2 on:** June 20, 2005, 07:49:46 PM »

*tells a story about something bad happening to him and makes everyone feel sorry for his person*

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #3 on:** June 20, 2005, 08:07:47 PM »

Well, this accident was very tragic, but I only came out with a scratch that didnt even go through all of the layers of skin. It was spring time, and I was on my four wheeler (wearing a helmet I mind you) I was going 65 to 70 mph before I hit a bend an our property. I felt the back wheels slipping on some soft ground, so I hit the back brakes. The quad whent on two of its side wheels, it rolled two times, and then I was pinned undernieth for about a half-hour. And on top of all that, my Mom found me and lifted it up off of me.

Al Pacino came out of the theater... Bruce Willis came out of the T.V... But Mel Gibson, came out of nowhere.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #4 on:** June 20, 2005, 08:13:04 PM »

I was in a wrestling match, not a fake WWE match, a real, High School match, and I broke my foot... then there was this one time where I was on a trampoline and got myself a compound fracture on my right arm. Trust me, I've got the scare ( where the bone popped through ) to prove it! And, then, I had an infected toenail and before the doctor cut it out, he stuck a needle right into my big toe, well, it was more like...3. Yeah, just a few of my pain stories.... ohhh, and it was kinda funny when the nurse stuck the IV into my arm, she missed and blood was all over the floor in a matter of seconds! That was funny.

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/20/2005 7:15:15 PM

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2005, 09:45:32 AM »

I was in a bus crash about 6 years ago.

'Twas all over the local news. Thankfully, I came out with just a bump on my head fron hitting the window, but it could've been worse. If the impact of the crash was harder, I could've broken the window, suffering from glass-related injuries, I could've hit the metal shutter, making the wound worse, etc.

If I recall correctly, 17 children on the bus had to be hospitalized.

Edited by - Vidgmchtr on 6/21/2005 8:45:46 AM

HolyAarom · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2005, 12:07:23 PM »

About the metal ladder, When I hit my head, it twisted about 3/4 and then my leg got dislocated.

I like Strawberry Milk.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2005, 05:18:24 PM »

Awww, poor TEM. :(

"It's impossible this way!"

Insane Steve · « **Reply #8 on:** June 23, 2005, 04:54:35 PM »

I remember the time I cut my finger open pretty good punching the dog from Duck Hunt when I missed.

Or the time I decided it'd be a good idea to dive headfirst onto a tile floor.

~I.S.~

goodie · « **Reply #9 on:** June 23, 2005, 05:13:27 PM »

"And, then, I had an infected toenail and before the doctor cut it out, he stuck a needle right into my big toe, well, it was more like...3."

Same thing happened to me. Very painful indeed.

Black Mage · « **Reply #10 on:** June 23, 2005, 05:23:11 PM »

Have you ever been sleeping soundly, unaware of anything going on around you; enjoying the timeless bliss of your slumber, only to be stirred awake by a loud noise --the piercing shriek of glass as it meets the solid comfort of the ground, through your window? You attempt to wipe your drowsiness out of your eyes as you gather the energy to investigate the cause of this noise. You work your way to your front door, and slowly move out into the chilly breeze of the night. As you walk towards your destination you begin to regret your decision. Why must it fall on your shoulders? Yet, it's too late to turn back; you've reached the door to the shed. Peering in through the window, you see nothing amiss, but is that enough? You're outside already; why not check the interior? You've often heard the line "it's better to be safe than sorry", so you open the door. You find it is unlocked as usual. Upon taking a step into the shed, you immediately understand what has happened. The window on the opposite side was open, and it just so happened that there once a mirror placed upright near there. A sudden gust of wind was the culprit, and left nothing but the shattered remains on the floor -- on the floor which your foot now resides. Among the gleaming shards of glass, you now see a liquid among the mix. You realize what has happened, but not before your foot.

I'm lucky enough to say that this has never happend to me.

Pirate · « **Reply #11 on:** June 24, 2005, 08:45:03 AM »

Epilating(electric tweezing devices) cause severe pain in sensetive areas. severe pain.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #12 on:** June 27, 2005, 07:49:45 PM »

This one time I was sledding on this REALLY fast sled, and I slid down the hill extremely fast, and I hit a tree on my side, which tore my liver! It's called laserating my liver. I was barfing for hours, and I was in hospital for a week. I'm lucky because the liver only bled a little bit, so they didn't have to do surgey, and the liver repairs itself, so I was lucky.

Another story was when I broke my nose playing baseball, the line drive hit me right in the face, and it was broken.

Another another story was when I was sledding again. This one annoying chick was swirling around this sled when I came down, and she hit me right in the freakin' chin, and I had a huge cut, and it bled big time.

A boat''s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we''ve always wanted one of those!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #13 on:** June 27, 2005, 08:59:56 PM »

I remember the many times I fell down the stairs.

And that one time I rode my scooter down a very steep hill (I was 6 or 7 or something) and at the bottom, my wheel turned slightly, and I ran into the curb, fell and skinned myself in many places.

I think that's pretty much the most pain I've had to experience.

"I think he will carry this island home in his pocket, and give it his son for an apple."

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2005, 10:15:19 AM »

I remember when I was 5, I got onto a baseball team. On one of the scrimmages, I thought you had to tag the person with ball, to get them out. But, I knew, if I ran to get him, he would get there first and would be safe. So I threw the ball at him. And he got pretty hurt, did I tell you I was realy stupid when I was little?

Al Pacino came out of the theater... Bruce Willis came out of the T.V... But Mel Gibson, came out of nowhere.

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2005, 11:02:56 AM »

Dentist.

Drill.

Not numb or gassed.

Put it together.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2005, 05:14:25 PM »

Today I was playing basketball, and I was wearing sandals. My shoes were a little wet from being in the pool.... and I went for a allie-oop, or however you spell it, and The shoes slipped of and I skinned my knee. It hurts this very second.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2005, 07:08:13 PM »

My best friend was on a trampoline with someone else, and they were bouncing out of sequence, so the other person had the trampoline stretched down as far as it could go, so when my friend landed, it wouldn't give and his shin snapped.

"It's impossible this way!"

Dark Yoshi Chick · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2005, 05:57:11 AM »

My friend and me were jumping on his trampoline. He tried 2 do a somersault but his legs went 2 far open and landed on the bar. *CRUNCH* you get the point.

Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2005, 09:07:03 PM »

Ever notice that this thread has the weirdest Black Mage post ever?

"That Mormon almost destroyed my left hand." ~TEM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #20 on:** June 30, 2005, 11:26:08 PM »

Why yes, I did.

"I think he will carry this island home in his pocket, and give it his son for an apple."

Jman · « **Reply #21 on:** August 04, 2005, 02:02:45 PM »

Two weeks in a row I hurt myself trying to create the craziest basketball shot ever. Crazier even than that shot by the kid from Lakeville (which was the top play on Sportscenter the next night.) Anyway, the motions included bouncing the ball, rolling to a side, recieving my own pass, coming up, wheeling and firing, all while drifting backwards. Well, my third time trying the shot, I made it, but I had hurt myself on the rolling part. I could barely walk for the rest of the night. This was on a carpet surface at my church.

I've also become famous for my wreckless style of play in soccer, where I basically kill myself trying to make highlight reel plays, and basketball, where me crashing into a row of chairs at my church is not a surprising occurance.

KISS? What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts? *Shudders*

Markio · « **Reply #22 on:** August 04, 2005, 06:33:47 PM »

At my temple of worship, running into chairs is customary.

â€œIâ€™m wearing my anti-gravity pants!â€ â€“NE89

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #23 on:** August 04, 2005, 07:21:38 PM »

It may be customary, but is it painfull???

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #24 on:** August 04, 2005, 07:36:31 PM »

Sometimes I'll have a pimple on my face. I try my best to act casual around my parents, but when my Mom catches a glimpse of it... the horror begins. First comes the whining of the grossness of it which I don't really care, then comes the begging to get rid of it which I really do care about. Then the eventuall persuasion from constant nagging, the tweezers, my head placed on a table... then the most horrible pain in one small area of my body that is just to awful to fully describe. Pathetic but painful it is.

Besides that sad story I'm very blessed to not have got hurt very much or very often. I once got bit by a dog and needed stiches (don't remember that too much thankfully but I was scared of dogs for awhile), got the wind knocked out of me, smacked my head and arms and legs on hard or sharp surfaces, and... other stuff. My Dad has much better pain stories. He once fell off a ladder, 6 feet high I think, and he survived it. And since he's a cop now (Captain might I add ;D) he's been through a lot of other stuff as well. What a hero!

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 8/4/2005 6:37:21 PM

HolyAarom · « **Reply #25 on:** August 07, 2005, 12:51:30 PM »

I remember one time playing football and it was time for my team to do a field goal kick or whatever. I was holding the ball and the idiotic player missed the kick and kicked me between the legs in the "you know where"

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Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #26 on:** August 07, 2005, 04:55:03 PM »

In the Voldemort?

"It's impossible this way!"

Markio · « **Reply #27 on:** August 07, 2005, 07:48:27 PM »

I have three things to say.

Red Paratroopa: Hahahaha!!

Yoshisaurus Rex: It could be worse.

Yoshisaurus Rex: There's a police CAPTAIN? Cool!

â€œIâ€™m wearing my anti-gravity pants!â€ â€“NE89

Glorb · « **Reply #28 on:** August 11, 2005, 01:32:17 PM »

I remember this one time, I was making a cake for my mom when a blade fell down and chopped off my left hand. I'm typing this with my right hand until they make a new prosthetic hand for me. I play video games by putting the controller on the ground and using it like a keyboard. Nah, I'm just kidding.

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Edited by - Glorb on 8/20/2005 8:39:55 AM

BP · « **Reply #29 on:** August 11, 2005, 07:10:52 PM »

1. I was walking on railroad ties, tripped and cut open my head. I wasn't numb enough when they Frankenstein-ified my forehead, either.
2,3,4: Painful ear infections every summer except the past 2 (Meaning this one's ending...

I fell head first out of a bunk bed while sleeping and I never even woke up!

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mario_luigifan104 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 19, 2005, 04:16:13 PM »

when i went to the doctor for my tetanus shot.oh and also the time i had a cavity filled(no numbing medicine).

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Edited by - mario_luigifan104 on 8/19/2005 3:17:00 PM

mario_luigifan104 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 19, 2005, 04:16:25 PM »

when i went to the doctor for my tetanus shot.oh and also the time i had a cavity filled(no numbing medicine).

VOTE FOR PEDRO!

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 31, 2005, 06:53:25 PM »

I cant remember how much it hurt because I was knocked out, but I fell off aa bridge, I think it was 20 feet above a little stream ..... FULL OF ROCKS!!

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