Make mario swear!
First, eat a sandwich and stuff the ham in the cartridge slot. Next, Pull one side of the SM64 cartridge up and turn on the game. If you hear "Oiram, em-a-s'it!" instead if It's-a-me, Mario!", continue. If not, try again.
Then, erase all your data and select file C. Due to glitches, you can now name your character. Call him "OsMarTisAhGanGi" backwards. Wait a few seconds and Peach says: "Come to my castle to eat some cheese! It's Boursin! What? You don't like Boursin? Die!" Select "Yes, I like Boursin."
Peach will approach you and give you a big smooch, automatically completing the game. Go to Bom-omb Battlefield and dive directly on top of one of the wooden poles. Mario will say: "Oi, player! Ha, got you that time, eh? This is a *Mario* game. Shall I say that again? No."
(EDIT: I apologize, Sapphira. I've been consuming jelly, crisps, fizzy sweets and orangeade all day.)
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Edited by - Yoshi6 on 6/27/2003 2:10:38 PM