But you're a girl, so...
And while we're on the subject, how about Krystal from Starfox Adventures? Heh heh heh...
WHO SAYS PEACH ISN'T SMART??!! RRRGHH!! That makes me mad.
Oh, and I was thinkin', Insane Steve... If you'd played SMS, you would see that about 85% of the time, Peach is calm and composed... nowhere does she repeatedly scream "HALP ME!" She just says "Mario!" once or twice when Bowser Jr. is running away with her.
Oh, and then I was also thinkin', the reason Mario goes and saves her over and over is because it's a formula that works to make great games.