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General Chat / Re: Hey Deez.

« on: September 16, 2002, 04:38:37 PM »

This is kinda stupid, HTML is enabled in titles, but not in the threads. Bad! Very bad! I was in this one forum (my second favorite I should add), I posted HTML in the topics, (That really screwed up the title bar for the topics!) and I got banned later, but that was for a different reason. I was overreacting a bit and made a no-backup threat, but tentions were increasing between me and everyone else for a while before that (I really pushed the wrong buttons!), ask Lt. Eagle if you want to hear it from another perspective (lol, I still remember how paranoid he was about being banned). Anyway after I was banned, I e-mailed the webmaster and recomended that he should disable HTML in topics (and not to ban Lt. Eagle). He agreed, a lot (and was very confused why Lt. Eagle kept saying stuff like "Don't ban me!")! And also... Um, Boo is telling me I'm rambling again. I didn't notice, but I will heed his words none-the-less (if you don't know who Boo is, then you don't play Baudur's Gate).

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

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Video Game Chat / Re: I WANNA KILL BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!!!

« on: September 16, 2002, 04:18:21 PM »

Gamespot or PlanetGameCube? That's Gamespy sites, you idiot!

Better idea: Go to Nintendo.com!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

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Forum Games / Re: Battle of Armies

« on: September 13, 2002, 06:16:35 PM »

"Oh. Whoops! I was momentarily confused when I wrote that thing about the Fission. Ok, then, I used the Fission to tear you guys's atoms apart, and so you don't exist anymore."

You don't seem to be getting the point. IT WAS A FREAKING JOKE!

"Another thing: LotR is NOT mYthology. (That's with a Y, not an i.) It's a book, for cryin' out loud! It's not even written in myth form!"

Um, Tolkien got some of his ideas from mythology, and spelling isn't one of my strong points.

"Related to that: The LotR game by Interplay - The title screen actually says: 'The Lord of the Rings, volume one.' It doesn't say anything about it being just the first two books. Also, Sauron exists while The Fellowship of the Ring takes place, even if he's not directly in the game, he's still there. They say how Sauron is waiting in Barad-Dûr and all that stuff. Check what you say before you say it, and I shall strive to do the same."

Yo, idiot boy! I have the whole Lord of the Rings series! The title page for Fellowship says "Volume One, The Fellowship of the Ring". I finished Fellowship, and there were only two parts that actually HAVE Sauron and not just MENTION him: At Lorien (eye), and when Frodo is on the throne at the top of the hill (hand looking around, I think)(this might not really be Sauron though). One more thing: This is a war between GAMES. All troops have to be DIRECTLY from the game; therefore, I can't use Frodo and you can't use Boromir's brother.

Wait a sec! Frodo appears in the PS2 game The Two Towers as an ally! Ok, that's an unfair advantage, and I'm not really sure about everything in The Two Towers for PS2, so I'm not using anyone but Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli. Oh, and because of what I said, I'm not using the people in the Final Fantasy movie.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

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Forum Games / Re: Nintendo Rpg

« on: September 13, 2002, 05:46:22 PM »

Mario: I'm getting really annoyed!

*Mario charges his energy up and uses Musou Attack, doing 8 hits of 50 damage each on that new robot!

Robot HP: 1100

*Dude with shades uses Shooting Star on Bill Gates, does 100 damage AND sends him flying out of the battle!

Mario: I don't think that was a good idea. Look!

*Robot is going crazy!!!

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Forum Games / Re: Nintendo Rpg

« on: September 13, 2002, 05:45:54 PM »

Double Post. Perfect timing: RIGHT WHEN I DIDN'T WANT IT!

Edited by - MadMario on 9/13/2002 4:49:34 PM

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Site Discussion / Re: Mushroom Boy...

« on: September 12, 2002, 05:57:58 PM »

Nevermind, he replied.

About question 2 in my e-mail to the Mailbag: I ment that it was because he was working on his Kart: Luigi is the better character in MK64. I was wondering if anyone else here knew that.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

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Video Game Chat / Re: ...PS2? ...Xbox? ...GameCube? Which one should I buy?

« on: September 11, 2002, 04:20:51 PM »

You guys are missing one feature on PS2 that GameCube and Xbox will NEVER have: Pressure Sensitive Buttons.

Xbox may have the analog triggers of the DC controller, but does it have anything else pressure sensitive? NNNOOOOO! Does PS2? YES! Everything except the L3 and R3 buttons!

Also, graphics don't matter! Gameplay matters! Final Fantasy has loads of gameplay! MGS2 has tons of gameplay! DW3... if you said this game doesn't have gameplay, you're DEAD WRONG!

Project Gotham Racing (Xbox) sucks! GT3 (PS2) rules!

Xbox can't handle MGS2, because there are many things that require a reading of pressure, such as throw length, aiming an AK or M4, telling a guy to "Freeze!" with an M9 and not put him to sleep by mistake...

And don't say that "They could just set those buttons to the triggers." because they can't! You have Weapon/Item Select, First Person View, whatever the hell L1 does, and peeking around a corner. GameCube could do this (assuming L1 does absoulutely nothing), but they'd have to go back to "throw strength depends on how long button is held" and you wouldn't be able to aim an AK or M4 without firing; thus wasting ammo and drawing attention to you (very bad thing).

Oh, I guess that means it couldn't be on GameCube, either, since some situations require aiming without firing.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

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Video Game Chat / Re: favorite games

« on: September 11, 2002, 03:34:04 PM »

I beg to differ, Sey me:

"SMW is the worst OFFICIAL Mario game"

Who said that? You said that!

Anyway, anyone agree with me about Top Gear Rally being the Ultimate Arcade/Racing game?

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

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Game Help / Re: I see why everyone hates Tubular

« on: September 10, 2002, 04:57:33 PM »

Thanks, Waddle_Dedede. Because of your advice, I beat Tubular in two trys yesterday (I beat it in 40 seconds too!).

The greatness of the save system: After you beat Tubular, the game asks you if you want to save, as it is the hardest level in the game.

One more thing: You can't fly over it, you have to manuver around everything, which is-like Insane Steve said somewhere else-20 times easier with Yoshi (perferably blue).

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

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Forum Games / Re: Battle of Armies

« on: September 10, 2002, 04:47:16 PM »

"1. You guys have Immortality confused with Invulnerability. Therefore, Sephiroth is gone anyway. And NO, you can't take it back.
2. No one stole the One Ring, because Frodo was never summoned. We still have the ring and Sauron. Come to think of it, you didn't attack any of those people, because they weren't even summoned.
3. We get to use the characters from the Lord of the Rings, not just the Fellowship. You notice, the SNES game says 'The Lord of the Rings, Part One', subtitled 'The Fellowship of the Ring'.
4. The Balrog is alive, and you can't spell, which means half the time, you were attacking air.
5. I, at least, withdrew all my characters beforehand, so they aren't hurt by your bleeding attack thing."

1. Sepheroth is a god, and thus immortal.

2. Fine then. Bite my head off why don't ya!

3. Part One is "The Fellowship of the Ring", dumb***!

4. I forgot the spelling for most of it. It IS mithology, which I am not very good with spelling in.

5. Whatever, ok, it didn't hit you. Be that way!

About Fission Mailed: Fission is not Fusion, stupid! Have the F and M switch places, and you get Mission Failed. Never mind about that message. I was playing too much MGS2 (that Fission Mailed message appears near the end of the game, inside Arsenal Gear).

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

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Site Discussion / Re: Has Fungi Forums lost its members?

« on: September 10, 2002, 04:31:05 PM »

I'm a local member at the SMFC Message Boards, but it only has three members (at least two are here; you're talking to one). Don't try getting people from that site to here! Pointless, absoulutely pointless.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 9/10/2002 3:31:32 PM

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: September 10, 2002, 04:24:56 PM »

There are two reasons I'm not invisible:

1. I'm not wearing the ring.

2. It's not the One Ring.

<meanwhile at the Cracks of Doom>

Frodo: Sam! Did you take the Ring?

Sam: No, I didn't Master Frodo!

<back inside the Mario Bar>

Wait, hold on! *puts on the ring* Am I invisible?

Yoshi Girl: Where'd MadMario go?

*takes off ring* Oh crap! It IS the Ruling Ring! *runs to Warp Pipe* Take me to Mordor, FAST! *jumps in, a few minutes later he jumps back out*

Geez! That was close! I nearly fell into the Cracks of Doom! Good thing I had my good ol' Wing Cap!

Anyway, since Sauron is gone and the One Ring is destroyed, let's party!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

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Forum Games / Re: the mario trivia game!!!!

« on: September 10, 2002, 04:17:14 PM »

If you had the blank where MIPS was, I'd get it easily!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

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General Chat / Re: Hey Deez.

« on: September 10, 2002, 04:11:29 PM »

"It appears Deezer knows how to put HTML into his posts..."

No **** he can (manually bleeped out, I didn't really swear)! He made the forum! Wouldn't you think that he knew the Great Loophole?

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

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Video Game Chat / Re: ...PS2? ...Xbox? ...GameCube? Which one should I buy?

« on: September 10, 2002, 04:07:38 PM »

"PS2...it came, it shook the gaming world, now it needs to go. PS2 is a piece of garbage compared to GameCube and Xbox. Both the PSOne and PlayStation2 systems were built with extremely outdated technology - in both proccessing power and graphics capabilities."

I take that as an insult, as I own a PS2.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?