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Maybe his head's so big from all the pee he's been drinking.

But he's just not being a showboat about it.

hay lizard dude

drink your peepee

Video Game Chat / Re: Metroid: Other M
« on: July 29, 2010, 12:29:22 PM »
I'm actually feeling this game less and less every time I see more info on it, to the point where I was surprised to remember I was the one who made this topic.

I realize it's a new direction, blah blah blah, but it doesn't seem like a direction Metroid needs. 3D Metroid works because it's very possible to translate the game's style into 3D. But Metroid was never about epic storytelling and fast-paced hardcore action and chokeslams and fighting alongside space marines. As cool as those things are, they just don't seem to fit into the Metroid equation at all.

Of course, I'm quite ready to swallow my words and, honestly, I hope I will, once the game actually rolls around.

Video Game Chat / Re: Anyone else play Team Fortress?
« on: July 29, 2010, 12:24:00 PM »
It would be if every single person ever didn't get one thanks to a bug back when it came out. I'm lucky enough to have gotten cool hats for classes I actually play.

Also, dude, don't link to the old tf2wiki, it's apparently got the FPSBanana virus. Go to until [dukar] gets sorted out, please.

Forum Games / Re: You Freak Out, You Lose
« on: July 29, 2010, 12:21:43 PM »
Sounds like one of those "omg this video game is haunted and mario turns to the screen and says you're next!!!" creepypastas. It's not scary unless you're a big fan of that particular thing and are intimately familar with it, and even then, the premise is kind of lame.

Although that would make for an interesting actual game, maybe one on DS or something. Starts off like a normal [X genre] game, kind of cutesy and oldschool, but then in turns out the game itself is haunted or whatever and pulls little Eternal Darkness-style fourth-wall scares. Like Eversion, basically, but the horror is a meta thing.

Video Game Chat / Re: Weekly Releases (7-5)
« on: July 28, 2010, 06:24:44 PM »
Because Braid's integrity is something that's constantly under fire.

Also video games are srs bsns.

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose
« on: July 28, 2010, 11:13:20 AM »

Video Game Chat / Re: Weekly Releases (7-5)
« on: July 28, 2010, 11:10:28 AM »
Ever since people have been trying to sound superior by making big deals out of other peoples' (perceived) slip-ups.

Of course, that doesn't mean it's always a good idea to complain about stuff you've never experienced.

Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: July 28, 2010, 11:06:00 AM »
Every time I see a sufficiently funny sentence around here that's even funnier when out of context, I use it as my new sig.

Forum Games / Re: You "Awesome," You Lose
« on: July 28, 2010, 11:04:06 AM » that makes you a dead rabbit?
Well, I am Irish.


Forum Games / Re: You Anti-Nostalgia, You Lose
« on: July 28, 2010, 10:58:47 AM »
I HATED this show,


Go eat poo, that show was the straight ish when I was little. It introduced me to Lunchables!

Forum Games / Re: You Freak Out, You Lose
« on: July 28, 2010, 10:56:14 AM »
The soothing music just made it worse.

Forum Games / Re: Reverse Caption Game
« on: July 28, 2010, 10:54:00 AM »

"By George, this device seems to be implying I am with child!"

Forum Games / Re: The Funny GIF thread
« on: July 27, 2010, 06:16:15 PM »
Cameo Alert!: The asian girl playing Kinectimals is famous Internet superstar Glorb in his last known onscreen role.

Forum Games / Re: The Funny GIF thread
« on: July 27, 2010, 06:14:32 PM »
Cameo Alert!: Minor character "Guy in Black Shirt Who Dances Awkwardly" is actually popular Canadian Weegee in an uncredited role.

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