HydroPantsMan destroyed all the Star Fox chatacters except for Fox, but it turns out that HydroPantsMan was really Gene Rayburn, but Gene was really Stan (Statan's ugly cousin), and this horrible time paradox mutated the world and caused a zombie apocalypse, but luckily Mario was paranoid and had prepared for this day, so he and Dude the charity chainsaw worker, Luigi, Peach, zombie Toad, the giant Blooper, George the Goomba and Fox McCloud went into Mario's secret fallout shelter as the zombies ate everybody's brains.
"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!"
"What you say!"
"All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)