Author Topic: Arby's Oven Mitt must die! (Read 12465 times)

CharginChuck · « **Reply #30 on:** January 02, 2004, 06:05:44 PM »

You must admit that Ronald is worse though...

Jman · « **Reply #31 on:** January 02, 2004, 11:27:52 PM »

Dang it! He lived through the new year!
Curse him! (Oven Mitt)

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Jman · « **Reply #32 on:** January 02, 2004, 11:29:31 PM »

Oh yeah! My next Anti Oven Mitt story is going to be based on the newest commercial where he is being overworked. He just works so hard, suddenly he overheats in the oven, and starts on fire.

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Jman · « **Reply #33 on:** January 02, 2004, 11:33:20 PM »

Hey CharginChuck! I would have to say that, while Ronald is pretty bad, nothing can compare to McDonald's new ad campaign. The whole "I'm loving it" song angers me. I mute my T.V. when it comes on.

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Jman · « **Reply #34 on:** January 03, 2004, 05:40:26 PM »

Anyone there?

TEM · « **Reply #35 on:** January 03, 2004, 06:19:59 PM »

No.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
All Hail Fifth!

jon · « **Reply #36 on:** January 03, 2004, 06:24:19 PM »

Can I see the oven mitt?

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Jman · « **Reply #37 on:** January 03, 2004, 10:22:50 PM »

Tune in to any TV station and you'll see him. But you won't want to see him once I'm through with him!

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jon · « **Reply #38 on:** January 03, 2004, 10:30:00 PM »

No, I mean a picture from the web. I searched for "Arby's Oven Mitt" and got something much different.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #39 on:** January 03, 2004, 10:33:04 PM »

I absolutely abhor the "I'm lovin' it" campaign for McDonald's. Or maybe I just dislike the type of "music" they play during said commercials.

BRING BACK THE GRIMACE! NOTHING CAN KILL THE GRIMACE

(P.S. -- I am eagerly awaiting the next installment of Kill Oven Mitt.)

Stupid Quotes: (10th Edition)
"Super Mario Sunshine is an overhyped, boring kids` game with a fruity name that got higher ratings than it deserved."
"Aaron S." - with a dishonorable mention to Electronic Gaming Monthly magazine (Issue #165, pg. 24) for printing the opinions of people who don`t deserve to have opinions.

jon · « **Reply #40 on:** January 03, 2004, 10:36:05 PM »

BadababaBA I'm lovin' it!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Jman · « **Reply #41 on:** January 05, 2004, 08:08:33 PM »

I'm reviving this in the celebration of my newest Oven Mitt chapter.

And now you know, the rest of the story.

Jman · « **Reply #42 on:** January 27, 2004, 08:39:56 PM »

Your founder of Anti-Oven Mitt is back, baby! While I was away, I saw Oven Mitt looking at himself in a mirror. So I took a shishkabob stick and stuck it through him. The queer yelled and screamed, but I put him in the oven where he burned to a crisp.

What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?

Jman · « **Reply #43 on:** February 11, 2004, 03:09:25 PM »

I'm back! And I still hate Oven Mitt. But there's a new mascot to be killed. That demented singing rat on the Quiznos commercials. I'm never going there now. He looks like a cross between a hamster and a mouse gone horribly wrong! You wonder when one of those eyes is going to fall out, because they bug out whenever he sings.

C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!

Jake · « **Reply #44 on:** February 11, 2004, 08:31:14 PM »

I just thing about those annoying things.

Or, what about that piece of gum who talks like Fat B@stard from Austin Powers on that Extra commercial.

And don't even get me started on that lame, prop comic Carrot Top and his ATT commercials. Alf is a way cooler cheap phone service mascot.

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Thats it! Sadib''''s going down! Deathly Deathray of Death! I HAVE FURY!

Edited by - Lonic the Elfinhog on 2/12/2004 6:21:26 AM