Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1289386 times)

bushater49 · « **Reply #750 on:** December 23, 2004, 11:52:06 AM »

Big Brother is watching you.

Why do the clouds have eyes?

'The cheese always grows north of the fence post'

Edited by - bushater49 on 12/23/2004 9:53:12 AM

bushater49 · « **Reply #751 on:** December 23, 2004, 11:52:06 AM »

Big Brother is watching you.

Why do the clouds have eyes?

'The cheese always grows north of the fence post'

smfan1085 · « **Reply #752 on:** December 23, 2004, 07:50:16 PM »

Because they would look kinda strange with just mouths.

Why is it that the big machine thing in Wart's chamber makes vegetables, even though Wart doesn't like vegetables?

Suffix · « **Reply #753 on:** December 23, 2004, 08:01:11 PM »

The machine, which poisons dreams, has very strange exhaust. So strange, in fact, that it grows vegetables in the pipes, and then shoots them outward.

What are ports?

smfan1085 · « **Reply #754 on:** December 24, 2004, 01:15:51 PM »

Places where ships go to land.

Why do red Koopas and Shyguys walk blindly off cliffs?

Suffix · « **Reply #755 on:** December 24, 2004, 01:20:06 PM »

Remember the red-coats from Star Trek? Well, they are the unfortunate creature's role-models. I wonder how they get that channel...?

There are so many definitions for "port." What are three uses for infrared light?

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #756 on:** December 24, 2004, 02:38:54 PM »

IR Spectroscopy, detecting heat sources and something that escapes me at this present moment.

Has mario ever been to Italy?

Merry Christmas to everyone at the Fungi Forums.

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 12/24/2004 12:41:16 PM

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #757 on:** December 24, 2004, 04:57:34 PM »

Yes, he visits there every year undercover as that fat guy you see sitting next to you on the airplane.

Who finds it incredibly odd the characters in the "B.C." comic strip celebrate Christmas?

Romance is for the weak-minded.

Markio · « **Reply #758 on:** December 24, 2004, 11:17:45 PM »

Only if you want to.

Whence do we come?

â€œWithout you, todayâ€™s emotions would be the scurf of yesterdayâ€™s.â€

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #759 on:** December 29, 2004, 07:57:11 PM »

Uhhhh...... Wha? (yes, it is me! GiftedGirl! I am BACK and you can blame Paper Mario 2 for my dissappearance..... Too much of a good thing is bad.....)

What jerk came up with the saying "Business before Pleasure"?

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Quips & Quotes: "Bleah! No wonder! Tastes like there''s cat in it!"

TEM · « **Reply #760 on:** December 29, 2004, 08:30:56 PM »

I believe it was Jeffery Jerk The Second.

What is the definition of the base word of spiffing?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

justinyoshi · « **Reply #761 on:** December 30, 2004, 07:26:21 PM »

a: ducky go down the hole.
q:...O.o...why did ducky go down the hole?

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!

Fifth · « **Reply #762 on:** December 30, 2004, 07:54:07 PM »

'Cause Plucky flushed 'im. I thought everybody knew that.

Honestly: Who didn't know that?

Go Moon!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #763 on:** December 31, 2004, 04:46:59 PM »

Me!

How come Samus Aran loses her power-ups in every Metroid game?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Fifth · « **Reply #764 on:** December 31, 2004, 07:39:13 PM »

The bounties she gets only last so long. During times of peace, there isn't a lot of work for a bounty hunter.
Hence, she has to sell most of her powerups to live. Whatever she's got left often ends up getting stolen... or broken... or something.

Except for th energy tanks. She keeps those, but the strength of the enemies keeps incresing exponentially, so instead of having a thousand energy tanks which you lose twenty-to-a-hit, they just scale 'em down each time.

So, why does Samus find it necessary to blow up every place she visits?

Go Moon!