Ruin the wish

[WarpRattler]

You'd age as fast as you moved.

I wish my old GBA hadn't been stolen:(

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

[Markio]

By getting your GBA back, you'll be happy for a while and then take it for granted, leaving your GBA feeling unappreciated, so it will get stolen again!

I wish.

Signature under Construction.

[Popple]

A crazy leper rubs his limbs which have fallen off on you in your sleep.

I wish there were a washing machine that auyomatically dried your clothes.

Let me away from this boulder!

[Screech]

But it malfunctions and sets them on fire.
What? it's not stupid!

I wish I had a nickel for every time someone told me to be quiet.

I might be Sadib...

Edited by - Screech on 4/13/2004 4:23:46 PM

[Markio]

You'd become filthy rich and live your wildest dreams!  Wait, that's not bad!

I wish I were a mod here.

Signature under Construction.

[Forest Guy]

If you were a mod here, you'd try to make a new rule and then everyone would hate you.

I wish I had Ultimate Knowledge...

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"Legolas is a guy?!" -My Sister

[¥tterbiJúm]

You know what Bowser's fire feels like. (Owch!)

I wish I could paint breathtaking views of Niagra Falls with my pinky.

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

[Insane Steve]

Wish granted, but after a while the toxic in the paint seeps into your hand and you die.

I wish I had artistic talents.

(I remember a thread like this from my RuneScape community I admin, except it has called the "wish corrupter". This thread is actually banned from there because it is "too spammy". I personally like it, though.)

~I.S.~

[Popple]

Nobody will appreciate your talent, you'll cut your ear off, and when they think you died everyone will buy your work from that bratty little kid of yours. He'll be livin large for nothing, and keeping you alive in a closet forcing you to paint at gunpoint untill you starve.

I wish for the next person to post in this thread to use the word glove seven times in one sentence with correct grammar.

Let me away from this boulder!

[Markio]

Because of your forceful manner, someone will get angry, smack you with a glove and challenge you to a duel, which you will return with smack in his face with your own glove, so you will both take ten paces, and you will shoot him in his hand, ruining his glove, and he will shoot you, possibly in your hand, ruining YOUR glove, and you will shoot him in his other hand, so he has two broken hands and two ruined gloves, but before he dies from blood loss, he will light your left glove on fire, and stomp all over your right glove.

I wish for nothing!

Signature under Construction.

[Popple]

Poof. All your worldly possesions are gone, all your family and friends gone. Everything ceases to exist for you. All gone... All gone.

I wish ya'll'd forget to brush after meals.

[Hirocon]

We all get lethal hallitosis and you die when we breath on you.

I wish I had a signature.

This is not a signature.

[WarpRattler]

You'd cease to exist on these forums.
I wish for a Klondike bar.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

[¥tterbiJúm]

A polar bear comes and takes it from you, stomps on you, and pounds you into the ground.

I wish CDs could hold up to 1G of data.

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Challenge your friends!
Quickly, spell all these words:
Hop, pop, crop, flop, drop.
Now, quickly, spell what you do at a green light.
No, silly, you don''t Stop.
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[NintendoExpert89]

Companies would fall.

I wish Dic put more effort into the Mario cartoons.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/14/2004 8:30:34 AM