Author Topic: Ruin the wish (Read 16097 times)

TEM · « **Reply #30 on:** April 14, 2004, 10:36:44 AM »

If they had, Nintendo would have stopped making videogames all together, because the ultra sucessful cartoon would be their main focus.

I wish I could really slow time and bend reality.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #31 on:** April 14, 2004, 12:39:31 PM »

Then you would have to wait long hours for TMK to load, and when it did load, it would be a site about Mavio.

I wish I could dunk a 30-foot-high basketball goal.

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Challenge your friends!
Quickly, spell all these words:
Hop, pop, crop, flop, drop.
Now, quickly, spell what you do at a green light.
No, silly, you don''t Stop.
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Edited by - ¥tterbiJúm on 4/14/2004 11:40:28 AM

Hirocon · « **Reply #32 on:** April 14, 2004, 01:02:44 PM »

You dunk a 30-foot high basketball goal, hang from the rim, let go, hit your head on the ground, crack your skull, and die.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA.

This is not a signature.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #33 on:** April 14, 2004, 02:47:08 PM »

Wish granted, but you go to school where honors classes are worth 5.0 to your GPA, and everyone is smart, so your 4.0 puts you at about 200th out of 350 in your class and no colleges look at you because you are in teh bottom half of your class. (Actually, that's almost the situation at my school. Almost.)

I wish they made 1,000 foot long tape measures.

~I.S.~

WarpRattler · « **Reply #34 on:** April 14, 2004, 03:39:11 PM »

Then they would be too long, and if someone pulled it all the way out, then pushed the button to put it back in, it would move fast enough to kill you.

I wish I had an icepack to put on my head. It's really hot today.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

luigi~lover · « **Reply #35 on:** April 14, 2004, 04:53:58 PM »

Then the ice pack would freeze your brain and you'll die!

I wish I could go to Mars.

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~

WarpRattler · « **Reply #36 on:** April 14, 2004, 04:56:23 PM »

You'd die from lack of oxygen.

I wish I had SMS.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #37 on:** April 14, 2004, 05:43:39 PM »

You get sprayed by FLUDD and drown.

I wish Nintendo would release the N5 tomorrow.

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Challenge your friends!
Quickly, spell all these words:
Hop, pop, crop, flop, drop.
Now, quickly, spell what you do at a green light.
No, silly, you don''t Stop.
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Fifth · « **Reply #38 on:** April 14, 2004, 08:13:40 PM »

The world would be unready for such a sudden release of such technology. Riots would break out as disgruntled masses grab for the insufficient supply of the system, while those who actually managed to get home alive with one in their posession would be sent into such an unmanageable state of euphoria that it would effectively paralyze half of the world's technologically connected populace. The combined effect would create global bedlam, stunting the advance of technology and destroying the online world as we know it, which, in turn, would bankrupt any company that had any technological relieance. The world's civilizations, all too reliant upon technology and global commerce and communication, would crumble to bits; everyone would be left to fend for himself in a worldwide state of anarchy and chaos, and, after a few centuries when everything would've calmed a bit, anyone who'd mention "Mario" would be stoned to death.

Is that really what you want? Is it?

...

Y'know, I wish I had a soda right about now.

Go Moon!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #39 on:** April 14, 2004, 08:50:22 PM »

Okay, here's a soda machine that dispences sodas so big that they crush you when they come out of the machine.

I wish for a new pair of headphones, my old ones broke.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

TEM · « **Reply #40 on:** April 14, 2004, 08:55:54 PM »

Wish granted, but your new ones are no where near as comfy as the old h. phones.

I wish I had everything.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #41 on:** April 14, 2004, 11:24:56 PM »

You're dead, then. I wish I had some more Magic: The Gathering cards.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #42 on:** April 15, 2004, 02:22:39 AM »

I wish to know what donotcare95 wanted to wish...

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 15, 2004, 06:08:20 AM »

You will tear your eyes out from the horror, flesh will dribble down your face, and you will die a miserable death.

I wish there was a way to get to the book in SMS.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Screech · « **Reply #44 on:** April 15, 2004, 07:07:45 AM »

You'd hang yourself out of disapointment.

I wish I had my own penguin.

I might be Sadib...