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Author Topic: Ruin the wish  (Read 16045 times)

« on: April 12, 2004, 08:50:25 PM »
Kind of similar to the Ask A Stupd Question, Get A Stupid Answer thread, They had this on an animal crossing fourm, it was pretty fun.This is a game type thing in which a person makes a wish, the next poster comes up with a scenarieo in which the wish is granted but turns out badly in some way, like in movies and such.

Example: "I wish I had a cup of tea."

Next poster grants, but ruins the wish.

"The tea is poison"

"another wish"

Next poster goes and so on.

*start*

I wish I could shoot fireballs.

Let me away from this boulder!
Let me away from this boulder!

« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2004, 09:17:37 PM »
Your fireballs cause damage to your hands.

I wish I had a Million coins.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

Markio

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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2004, 09:22:49 PM »
Yuor future son will get caught in a shirt machine and die, and you will receive the million coins as insurance.

I wish I had more wishes.

Signature under Construction.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2004, 10:01:29 PM »
More wishes = More misery

I wish I was dead.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Markio

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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2004, 10:43:35 PM »
If you're dead, your parents will kill you.

I wish for world peace.

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"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

WarpRattler

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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2004, 11:25:43 PM »
CONGRATULATIONS! FOR WISHING FOR WORLD PEACE, VIDEO GAMES CEASE TO EXIST!

I wish my pet fish wasn't dead.



("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who

....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.

Go to this awesome place.

This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>

Edited by - donotcare95 on 4/12/2004 10:25:59 PM


Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2004, 11:30:10 PM »
There is a mysterious accident in which the human race is eradicated. Bam - World peace.

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
That was a joke.

« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2004, 06:22:45 AM »
Your pet fish is down the toliet, so it doesn't matter now if he's dead or not.

I wish I could see ghosts.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2004, 06:37:33 AM »
You can't sleep at night knowing there are thousands of ghosts inhabiting your room.

I wish Mars was green instead of red.

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

TEM

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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2004, 07:15:49 AM »
If it were green it would reflect a new shade of green light at the earth, making all McNuggets contain some dark meat.

I wish I had Real Ultimate Power.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Black Mage

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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2004, 12:05:48 PM »
 If you had Real Ultimate Power, your Fake Ultimate Power would go to waste.

 I wish for a solid chocolate building. (Milk Chocolate)

WarpRattler

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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2004, 12:37:45 PM »
It melts and creates a chocolate ocean that floods the world.

I wish that I had a GBA SP.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2004, 12:58:30 PM »
That GBA SP was stolen from a blind, deaf, three-year-old orphan, and now his life is ruined forever.

I wish I could fly.

Markio

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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2004, 01:02:44 PM »
Two words: JET INTAKE

I wish I had a sandwich.

Signature under Construction.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2004, 01:05:43 PM »
Look what happened to the World Trade Center.

I wish I was able to move and think at light speed at will, so it would seem I would stop time, move around in the space, and then return to normal when I want to.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

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