*looks at his imaginary TMK watch* Wow, this is a really slow day... er, week. Hello? Is anybody here? I'm ready to be teleported. I got da money right here. I'm ready! Oh great, no one is coming. Hmmm... I'm hungry. Maybe I'll stop by the imaginary vending machine and get something to eat. *walks over to the machine*
Okay, now we're talking! What have we got here? Mushrooms, more mushrooms, fire flower candy, some lizard cakes (wtd?), spicy fire flower candy, stale Deezer bread (yuck), rubber trout, some Chuppy chubble gum, Mario pez dispencers, a few GameBoys... uh... maybe I'll just get a soda at the imaginary soda machine. This Lime 10-up drink looks refreshing. I'll get that. *puts imaginary dollar in slot* RRRRWWW! RRRRWWW! *dollar comes back out* Huh? Oh great. *folds dollar on lap and tries again* RRRWWW! RRRWWW! No! Ugh! Another thing that drives me nuts! *tries over and over again with no luck* GAAAAAHH!! Take it! Take it! *kicks machine and screams*
Some little kid: "Excuse me but I think you're putting that in wrong. You have it backwards."
Yeah right! I know how to work these imaginary things and I have it the right way. *looks down* Oh wait... *puts it in the other way and the machine takes it* Uh... thanks. *gets drink and walks back to the teleporter*
Kid: "Anytime. (loser)"
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 3/6/2005 7:36:14 AM